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#201 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 March 2010 - 07:09 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 14 March 2010 - 11:20 PM, said:

Try unwinding from Robot Unicorn Attack with some Steamshovel Harry.

http://www.e4.com/ga...l-harry/play.e4


You son of a bitch, I knew what the eventual ending would be by the time the physics training began, but god damn that is one annoying game.
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 11:54 AM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 11:57 AM

I really wish they'd make that song the new Rick Roll. It's so much better. Unfortunately it doesn't have the same great intro as Never Gonna Give You Up has.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 03:46 PM

Finally tried that game, and it is indeed awesome. Reminds me of Canabalt with an added attack move.

Sometimes I like to just dash, jump, dash, jump over and over in midair and see how far I can get.
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 04:09 PM

View PostSalt-Man Z, on 17 March 2010 - 03:46 PM, said:

Finally tried that game, and it is indeed awesome. Reminds me of Canabalt with an added attack move.

Sometimes I like to just dash, jump, dash, jump over and over in midair and see how far I can get.

I got bored so i decided to read the forum on it and apparently when it started it didnt have the roof, so you actually could just fly over everything and never die :)
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 01:21 PM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 02:41 PM

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the game is simply... oh hell. it's awesome.
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 02:46 PM

I love the cartoons. All my friends here at college are calling me gay for playing it but they do not understand.
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 02:52 PM

AND MAKE BELIEEEEEVE WITH YOU

damn, keeps going on and on in my head. walking around with a huge grin on my face. I am now tainted :wacko:
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 03:28 PM

Oh my goodness I should check this thread far more often, that Robot Unicorn thing has had me transfixed for about half an hour... I have loads to do and I don't care!
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 04:44 PM

I got so angry when Giles posted his 110,000 score that I haven't played it since.
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 04:55 PM

View PostAptorian, on 24 March 2010 - 04:44 PM, said:

I got so angry when Giles posted his 110,000 score that I haven't played it since.

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 05:35 PM

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 07:24 PM

Well I have wasted a lot of time on it today and I got only about 30000 so you're doing a lot better than me!
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 02:47 PM

I must say that discovering that holding down "Z" enables you to "charge" your jumps and control them more, I've been having incredible increase in results. Went from doing runs of 3-9k to this:

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This post has been edited by Gothos: 27 March 2010 - 04:10 PM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 03:06 PM

Not being rude, but holding down the jump button to jump farther has been a staple of platformers since before Super Mario Bros.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 03:57 PM

hehe, it's true, but that is a great overall score. Trashed my best score.

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Posted 27 March 2010 - 04:11 PM

well, I'm not a big platformer fan, I'm excused.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 04:28 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 27 March 2010 - 03:06 PM, said:

Not being rude, but holding down the jump button to jump farther has been a staple of platformers since before Super Mario Bros.


I remember watching a youtube clip of some girl playing Mario... I think it was Super Mario World... and she wasn't doing the "hold down jump" trick at all and struggling with every long jump and tall obstacle.

It was painful to watch, but the amount of rage in the comments made up for it. Mario nerds are very angry people.
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 04:06 PM

Run Jesus Run! http://www.molleindu..._jesus_run.html
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