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#221 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:09 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 30 March 2010 - 04:06 PM, said:



I have never been this angry with god before now...
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 02:39 AM

That is fantastic.
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#223 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:37 PM

View PostAptorian, on 30 March 2010 - 09:09 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 30 March 2010 - 04:06 PM, said:



I have never been this angry with god before now...

Are you angry at God because you can't get very far in the game?

Also, The Game.
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 04:34 AM

I don't know if anyone is still playing Robot Unicorn Attack, but I just got a new forum high score (based on what other people have posted) of 137,056.
Not sure how print screen works (I can hit the button but how do I locate the photo?), so no pics for now. But maybe later.

edit: So I figued out how to work print screen but now have more problems. First, I lost the initial pic (unless there is an archive) and the game doesn't place scores over 100k on the personal high score board for some reason. This is the second time I have broken 100k and neither score shows up so I can't take a pic of that either. Kinda disappointed but I know it happened hehe.

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#225 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:03 AM

Riiight, of course you did.
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#226 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 09:36 AM

View PostStalker, on 22 April 2010 - 04:34 AM, said:

I don't know if anyone is still playing Robot Unicorn Attack, but I just got a new forum high score (based on what other people have posted) of 137,056.
Not sure how print screen works (I can hit the button but how do I locate the photo?), so no pics for now. But maybe later.

edit: So I figued out how to work print screen but now have more problems. First, I lost the initial pic (unless there is an archive) and the game doesn't place scores over 100k on the personal high score board for some reason. This is the second time I have broken 100k and neither score shows up so I can't take a pic of that either. Kinda disappointed but I know it happened hehe.


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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:51 PM

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I've never broken 50k, I'm not sure what the secret is, or if I just have atrophied reflexes.

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Posted 23 April 2010 - 07:04 AM

The secret lies in trying to get as big a streak of silver stars as possible. When you begin getting +2000 points per star the score sky rockets. Also, when you've gotten far enough you begin to move so fast that you're no longer really running you're just bouncing and dashing through the air, here the trick becomes keeping the unicorn high but keeping an eye out for those roof stalactite formation thingies.
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Posted 23 April 2010 - 07:24 AM

Yah.

Also, luck. Sometimes the game puts them stars in ridiculous places like down near the bottom or way above the screen, and you lose your combo multiplier. Annoying as hell.

Also, WTB a button to lower altitude :p
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 05:53 PM

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Posted 05 May 2010 - 07:44 PM

Phagewars is a little easy, but a fun game.

I had to redo level 20 once, but other than that...
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 11:44 PM

Another tip for robot unicorn attack, there is a certain noise you can hear a second before every star comes up. probably doesn't help as much when you really start getting high scores.

My record is 97k
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Posted 06 May 2010 - 12:15 AM

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loved this game, so incredibly fun :bs:
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Posted 06 May 2010 - 12:15 AM

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Posted 06 May 2010 - 08:27 PM

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION:

Give Up, Robot

p.s. Please nobody die while playing this
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Posted 09 May 2010 - 05:59 PM

View PostApsalar, on 06 May 2010 - 08:27 PM, said:

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION:

Give Up, Robot

p.s. Please nobody die while playing this


*dies* Sorry about that...


I sunk a good half hour into that - 'tis good :kallor:.


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Posted 09 May 2010 - 09:46 PM

Gah that game is so frustrating! Got to level 41 and im going to give up for a bit now as i should be working :kallor:

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 12:19 AM

This is my best run ever. And by ever I mean I did this five minutes ago after I saw you guys postin' your results.

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 04:40 PM

View PostApsalar, on 06 May 2010 - 08:27 PM, said:

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION:

Give Up, Robot

p.s. Please nobody die while playing this

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So, yeah. I now hate the internet. Stuck on level 28.. :kallor:
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Posted 12 May 2010 - 09:33 AM

View PostApsalar, on 10 May 2010 - 12:19 AM, said:

This is my best run ever. And by ever I mean I did this five minutes ago after I saw you guys postin' your results.

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says 8 minutes you liar!!!
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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