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#161 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:24 AM

Mushroom madness:

http://www.kongregat...ushroom-madness

I have lost an hour to this game.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 05:15 PM

View PostAptorian, on 10 September 2009 - 09:23 AM, said:

Check this game out:

http://spelunkyworld.com/original.html

It's a free downloadable platform game for windows. I just downloaded it and it's kind of entertaining... and FREE!

Bumping this post because Spelunky is awesome. I didn't get into it when I first installed it; there's a lot of controls, and the learning curve is pretty steep. But once you play with it for a while and learn the controls (make sure to read the readme.txt and to play the tutorial!) it really sucks you in. There's an excellent balance between trying to get to the next level and trying to get the most stuff. Not to mention rescuing maidens and stealing idols, etc.

Plus there's lots of rewarding little things to discover, like what can be picked up and thrown, how to dodge certain traps, and what those creepy sacrificial altars are for!

So far, the farthest I've gotten is level 5.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:05 PM

I never got very far into the first level before I begun playing Half-life and Far Cry 2 instead, but when my "need to play this game"-pile is empty I'm going to give it some serious attention.

According to what I've read there are some 12 or 14 levels in total.
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 08:35 PM

Hope this isn't a re-post:

Zombie Cricket


my best is 121, onto level 13......

enjoy.
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 12:18 PM

http://www.onlinegames.com/basketball/

Try this out. You're shooting hoops in a challenge againt other online players.

This is both addicting and rage inducing in one package.
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 03:45 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 02 October 2009 - 08:35 PM, said:

Hope this isn't a re-post:

Zombie Cricket


my best is 121, onto level 13......

enjoy.


118 upon completing the game. Damn you... now I have to do it again and get above 121...
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Posted 23 December 2009 - 12:30 AM

View PostAptorian, on 19 December 2009 - 12:18 PM, said:

http://www.onlinegames.com/basketball/

Try this out. You're shooting hoops in a challenge againt other online players.

This is both addicting and rage inducing in one package.


That's pretty awesome...managed to get a top score of 140, which I was pretty pleased with. Those guys getting over 300 must be using aimbots though, surely?
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Posted 23 December 2009 - 05:53 PM

Yeah, that's pretty cool. I was finally able to get a decent score when I realized that the arc of throw was just a parabola, and all I had to do was find the point where the curve continues into the basket. High score so far is 121 and some change.
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:23 PM

You're the CEO of oilindustry and your job is to further the goals of your company by expanding oilfields, buying government support and stopping opposition.

http://www.addicting...oiligarchy.html

The message that this game sends through the actions you make eerily echoes the world we know today.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:22 PM

ROBOT DINOSAURS THAT SHOOT BEAMS WHEN THEY ROAR
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:57 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 11 February 2010 - 10:22 PM, said:



I have just played the best video game in human history.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:59 PM

View PostAptorian, on 11 February 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 11 February 2010 - 10:22 PM, said:


I have just played the best video game in human history.

Frigging work webfilter. Tonight when I get home I will be sure to do whatever it is that one does with robot dinosaurs that shoot beams when they roar!
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 12:42 PM

Blosics 2

I must conquer this game, but the challenges are so frustrating.

Why are you so addictive!
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 05:24 PM

In honor of my completion of a 7th column of episodes over the weekend, and also because I haven't linked to it before:

http://www.thewayoftheninja.org/n.html

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This is a killer game. Slick graphics, simple controls, great physics, and 500 levels to play. It's also completely unforgiving and totally addicting. Download it NOW.

This post has been edited by Salt-Man Z: 16 February 2010 - 05:26 PM

"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:04 PM

Haha, I love N! I've been playing it for over a year now, off and on, and have all but maybe 14 or 15 episodes to go. I have all columns 1-5 completed as well as column 9. There are only that handful left in 6, 7, and 8 that still cause me grief. Have you tried any of the user-made levels, yet? Some of those are crazy.
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:50 PM

I downloaded the Legacy pack of levels once upon a time, and gave up after like level 5, where I apparently had to pull some crazy move? I had to figure out how to jump really high, and couldn't, so I said "Screw it" and haven't played it since. I do like a lot of the DDA levels, or the KRADDA ones; they just blow my mind. I've made 4 levels of my own that I think are fun, though only one of them would probably be worth uploading.

This post has been edited by Salt-Man Z: 16 February 2010 - 09:51 PM

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 05:55 PM

Bloons Super Monkey

Bullet Spam vs Bloons popular baloon popping action.
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 01:09 AM

DOOM, Hexen and Heretic in one flash game.

IDDQD time.
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 05:06 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 19 February 2010 - 01:09 AM, said:


Fixed that for you.

The DOOM engine games are my favorite games ever. I'm personally a huge fan of the Doomsday source port.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 04:22 AM

for Apt, because unicorns are almost like my little pony.

Robot Unicorn Attack

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