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#10381 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:50 AM

Ask a uker to investigate

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#10382 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:46 AM

Yeah, let me know if there's anything I can do. I'm having similar problems. I need to call to book an appointment for my research proposal to be reviewed by ethics commitee. Their number is always busy so I leave a message and the guy keeps calling me back when I'm on the toilet!! It's been going on for 2 days now!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#10383 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 12:43 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 08 February 2012 - 11:46 AM, said:

Carry a bedpan. :unsure:

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#10384 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:00 PM

just talk to him on the toilet, I take calls when answering natures call all the time

2012
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#10385 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:21 PM

Only just found out now that Brian Jacques died over a YEAR ago. How did I not hear about this?

A damn shame. He got me into reading fantasy. Rest in peace, good sir, and my eternal thanks.

Suck it Errant!

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#10386 Abyss

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:04 PM

Sombra, on 08 February 2012 - 12:43 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 08 February 2012 - 11:46 AM, said:

Carry a bedpan. :unsure:

Macros, on 08 February 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

just talk to him on the toilet, I take calls when answering natures call all the time

But resist the urge to flush until after you hang up.

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#10387 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:47 PM

Ugh, the glorified beancounter who runs my company (not the CEO guy who is my boss, he's nice) is trying to cut costs and seems to at least have been glancing at me (probably largely because he doesn't know all I do here), so MY boss went to bat to show some of what I do...but it still worries the fuck out of me that they were looking at it. Does NOT make me feel good.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#10388 McLovin

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:56 PM

Abyss, on 08 February 2012 - 02:04 PM, said:

Macros, on 08 February 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

just talk to him on the toilet, I take calls when answering natures call all the time

But resist the urge to flush until after you hang up.

When I hear somebody else in the restroom on the phone, I make sure to flush during a pause, so the person on the other end gets the full effect.

But I'm evil like that.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#10389 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

Thanks to the science of the internet, I have been fully appraised of a literal mound of fecal matter known as the Amazing Atheist. He has a youtube series and some subhuman fans and I would quite enjoy hearing of his death. He's the guy I think Apt posted a video of where he bitches out at the Loose Women-style show laughing at a dude who was penilely maimed, and if Apt actually enjoys the content this person provides I really hope he learns how bad he is soon! I'd prefer not to post the first quote of his uncovered, so only read this specific quote if you hate yourself.

Spoiler

Oh hey, an image link so you can see his responses yourself (he's terroja)

(no wonder I'm finding grey hairs)

This post has been edited by Greymanekas: 08 February 2012 - 06:26 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#10390 HiddenOne

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:07 PM

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2012 - 02:47 PM, said:

IF your boss is defending you against the money guys, you shouldn't worry too hard. When I start to try to cut costs around here, my boss always gets his way, even if my arguments are sound, logical, and backed by reams of figures.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#10391 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:12 PM

It turns out that I have not been mentioned at all in reference to cost cuts. My dad went to bat to find that out. Thanks for the support though.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#10392 Abyss

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:19 PM

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2012 - 07:12 PM, said:

It turns out that I have not been mentioned at all in reference to cost cuts. My dad went to bat to find that out. Thanks for the support though.

So... just to be clear... because i don't want anyone to suggest there was some misunderstanding later... we can recall the ninja cyber-squirrels, right?

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#10393 HiddenOne

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:24 PM

Abyss, on 08 February 2012 - 07:19 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2012 - 07:12 PM, said:

It turns out that I have not been mentioned at all in reference to cost cuts. My dad went to bat to find that out. Thanks for the support though.

So... just to be clear... because i don't want anyone to suggest there was some misunderstanding later... we can recall the ninja cyber-squirrels, right?

What have you done? The NCS cannot be recalled! Oh, poor urban settlement where QT resides, hopefully the museums & banks cam be emptied before the SquirrelPocalypse falls

#10394 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:35 PM

Abyss, on 08 February 2012 - 07:19 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2012 - 07:12 PM, said:

It turns out that I have not been mentioned at all in reference to cost cuts. My dad went to bat to find that out. Thanks for the support though.

So... just to be clear... because i don't want anyone to suggest there was some misunderstanding later... we can recall the ninja cyber-squirrels, right?

Hmmm. I want to say yes to be nice,..but I also want to co-opt the squirrels for my own nefarious purposes.

So there's that.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#10395 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:39 PM

Soon.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#10396 Abyss

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:48 PM

Look, i have about 90 minutes and then they are outside of the recall envelope and go dark.

Any time after that they go nuts (pun intended) and i cannot be held resposible for what transpires.

Also, you won't get any of your deposit back.

I'm just saying, consider your options here...

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#10397 Shiara

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:12 PM

Shiara, on 08 February 2012 - 09:19 AM, said:

Can't get ahold of that UK organisation - keep getting a busy tone. Not sure what to do, or if there is anything I can do.

Tomorrow is going to be unpleasant.

Okay, crisis averted, all is well - after digging around several sites last night I found an email address that I thought might actually be answered, fired off an email before I left work, and this morning, bright and early, I find a reply in my inbox! Huzzah!

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#10398 Macros

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:49 PM

I tell them straight off that im on the toilet, if they're cool to.continue so am I

2012
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#10399 Loki

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:50 PM

I've had KoA:R for 50mins now and I have yet to start playing it! Damn buses!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#10400 Captain Beardface

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:54 AM

An old boy from my rugby club passed away today after suffering a massive seizure yesterday morning. He will be missed.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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