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#9741 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 07:13 AM

View PostDreadPiratePuck, on 15 December 2011 - 06:50 AM, said:

My mom bought a huge fresh fish. It looks very paintable the way it's lying there in the kitchen. I want to paint it. It won't be there anymore by the time I get home from work :p


Get her to take a photo?
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#9742 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 10:02 AM

My ex-girlfriend broke up with her new guy. (New being a loose term).

I feel strangely sombre.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 01:27 PM

View PostAin, on 15 December 2011 - 10:02 AM, said:

My ex-girlfriend broke up with her new guy. (New being a loose term).

I feel strangely sombre.


This should make you feel triumphant sir.

As according to HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER rules...you have officially won the breakup! Beers all around!
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#9744 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 01:36 PM

Well they did it over the phone, she's in France while he's in Aus...so yeah, not nice for anyone. :p

FUCK ONLY A FEW HOURS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#9745 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

The fuck were they thinking, that they can keep a relationship on two extreme ends of the Earth? Pony, please.
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 01:51 PM

View PostAin, on 15 December 2011 - 01:36 PM, said:

FUCK ONLY A FEW HOURS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's some serious stamina for someone new to sexy-time-thing you display there :p
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#9747 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 02:09 PM

View PostShiara, on 15 December 2011 - 07:13 AM, said:

View PostDreadPiratePuck, on 15 December 2011 - 06:50 AM, said:

My mom bought a huge fresh fish. It looks very paintable the way it's lying there in the kitchen. I want to paint it. It won't be there anymore by the time I get home from work :p


Get her to take a photo?


Without a camera? That'd be magic.
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 03:01 PM

over two weeks until I get to see mr. Awesome again....it sucks! Even more so now....dammit!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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#9749 User is online   worry 

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 11:39 PM

You shouldn't paint fish, you'll get scales in your brushes.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#9750 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:05 AM

View PostGothos, on 15 December 2011 - 01:43 PM, said:

The fuck were they thinking, that they can keep a relationship on two extreme ends of the Earth? Pony, please.


Well she was only there for a few months. But still. :p

View PostTapper, on 15 December 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 15 December 2011 - 01:36 PM, said:

FUCK ONLY A FEW HOURS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's some serious stamina for someone new to sexy-time-thing you display there :p


Lawl I must watch how I phrase things :p
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 16 December 2011 - 02:56 AM

Spanish exams:

Listening :100
Reading: 81
Speaking: 67.5
Writing: 68

Fucking bullshit class.
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Posted 16 December 2011 - 03:18 AM

Tossing up whether or not to go to this party tonight. A few people there are close friends but the rest are just acquaintances or friends-of-friends. Should I just have a go and see, or stay home? I honestly have no idea.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 16 December 2011 - 04:51 AM

Never regretted going to a party and drinking other-people's liquor.
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:18 AM

View PostGothos, on 15 December 2011 - 01:43 PM, said:

The fuck were they thinking, that they can keep a relationship on two extreme ends of the Earth? Pony, please.

Posted Image
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 December 2011 - 05:39 AM

Pony PLEASE.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#9756 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 06:42 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 16 December 2011 - 05:39 AM, said:

Pony PLEASE.

Posted Image
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:12 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 16 December 2011 - 05:18 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 15 December 2011 - 01:43 PM, said:

The fuck were they thinking, that they can keep a relationship on two extreme ends of the Earth? Pony, please.

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This post has been edited by Gothos: 16 December 2011 - 01:50 PM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#9758 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 08:21 AM

Fair warning, your picture trying to validate your love for a little girl's cartoon about ponies is broken, try rehosting to imgur or something.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:15 PM

View PostAin, on 16 December 2011 - 03:18 AM, said:

Tossing up whether or not to go to this party tonight. A few people there are close friends but the rest are just acquaintances or friends-of-friends. Should I just have a go and see, or stay home? I honestly have no idea.


Getting out and socializing with new people is how you make new friends. I say do that shit up right! Blazer-Brigade Activate!
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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 16 December 2011 - 01:15 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 16 December 2011 - 03:18 AM, said:

Tossing up whether or not to go to this party tonight. A few people there are close friends but the rest are just acquaintances or friends-of-friends. Should I just have a go and see, or stay home? I honestly have no idea.


Getting out and socializing with new people is how you make new friends. I say do that shit up right! Blazer-Brigade Activate!


I have an official policy that when I can't decide if I should go out, then I don't. Unless I know I'm just being lazy or am in one of those periods where I'm actively trying to make new friends (moved to a new place or new job, that kind of thing). The indecision usually stems from not wanting to go but feeling like you should. Fuck that shit! Stay at home :p
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