What's messing with your groove?

#6601 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:06 AM

Two days ago it was 70 degrees and sunny. Now its snowing.

Stupid midwest weather!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#6602 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 02:55 AM

Slow Ben, on 27 March 2011 - 01:06 AM, said:

Two days ago it was 70 degrees and sunny. Now its snowing.

Stupid midwest weather!

Let's nuke the sun. It's the only way to be sure.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#6603 Fist Gamet

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 01:26 PM

Watching Scotland getting the runaround from Brazil. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to play bloody Brazil in a friendly?

Victory is mine!

#6604 Rooster

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 04:46 PM

I was made redundant on friday as the company I worked for went into liquidation, everybody knew the business was in trouble but liquidation/administration was never even hinted at. Turns out the (extremely top heavy) management had already set up a new company some weeks ago, the people who done all the actual work weren't invited.

#6605 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 09:09 PM

You can always rely on top management to take care of themselves!!

I have a week of hell ahead at work. My team has a milestone for our companies major client due for the end of March. I categorically told management and the client in December that it was too short a space of time to complete that task. Top management went away and had a meeting about it and came back with "It has to be done anyway". There is nothing in the world that could speed this up, it's a technical challenge that needs time and systematic research to figure out. Inevitably, my team has failed the milestone despite trying seriously hard to hit it. Tomorrow, the clients come over from California to see a demo even though I've told EVERYFUCKER all the way along the process in weekly updates that it's not going to happen. And who's the one who gets dumped with the client all week and has to bow and scrape and explain our failure? Little old me. The stupid bastards!!!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#6606 Captain Beardface

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 02:13 AM

Stupid fucking crackheads stole a second pair of ferns off my porch. By the time I got the front door open he was already on this bike leaving. If it had been something of worth I'd have chased his ass down. But I'm more pisses off about the crackhead has no fear of walking up onto my porch in the middle of the afternoon and taking shit, how long til he tries to come into the house? I gotta find a new place to live.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

Boondock Saints

#6607 Darkwatch

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 02:17 AM

Tired.
Lacking motivation for a project that needs to be done tonight.
Space blues.
Confirmation that a girl I was interested in is already taken.

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#6608 RodeoRanch

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 03:41 AM

My new lady friend likes me. A lot. That's awesome. Not a problem at all.

But my downstairs region hurts from all the liking. I'm not used to this sort of thing!

Best problem ever.

#6609 amphibian

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 04:01 AM

RodeoRanch, on 28 March 2011 - 03:41 AM, said:

My new lady friend likes me. A lot. That's awesome. Not a problem at all.

But my downstairs region hurts from all the liking. I'm not used to this sort of thing!

Best problem ever.

Realizing that Illy has to be respected and the jokes about that event need to die down....

Maturity sucks sometimes.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#6610 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 28 March 2011 - 04:15 AM

At least I appreciate it.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6611 RodeoRanch

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 04:45 AM

I called out Illy as a I climaxed the last time. Then I made her make me a sandwich.

It's the Illy Special.

#6612 Illuyankas

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 04:47 AM

RodeoRanch, on 28 March 2011 - 04:45 AM, said:

I called out Illy as a I climaxed the last time. Then I made her make me a sandwich.

It's the Illy Special.

I'm pleasantly terrified that crossed the Atlantic.

#6613 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 06:32 AM

Friend is pressuring me to go to this swimming finals thing on Wednesday....problem is I don't really want to and it's a lot of time out of my day which I could use. I'll probably end up going but it's a bit iffy...

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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#6614 Cyphon

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 08:57 AM

Surely it was only an Illy special if it was a chicken sandwich?

This post has been edited by Cyphon88: 28 March 2011 - 08:57 AM

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#6615 Shiara

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 11:37 AM

Cyphon88, on 28 March 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Surely it was only an Illy special if it was a chicken sandwich?

Chicken and bacon club sammich. Clearly.

Messing with my groove: running around the campus for about an hour this morning looking for someone so I could sort something out for the Director, only in the end I took so long trying to find this person that the Director got back from what she was doing and sorted it out herself. So I was all panicky and stressed and going up eight flights of stairs to check A Block, D Block and the Library level by level FOR NOTHING. Then three hours of Corporate Card reconciliation.

*sigh*

At least I was able to ignore IT assets today

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#6616 Tapper

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 12:06 PM

Just saw the pics Rolling Stone magazine put online that were made by the 'Kill Team'. Quite gruesome.

Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad

#6617 MTS

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 01:20 PM

Shiara, on 28 March 2011 - 11:37 AM, said:

Cyphon88, on 28 March 2011 - 08:57 AM, said:

Surely it was only an Illy special if it was a chicken sandwich?

You work for someone called 'the Director?' How deliciously Blofeldian.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6618 Gothos

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Posted 28 March 2011 - 07:14 PM

Saturday night at a club, I was sandwiched between two really hot girls for considerable time... well, that shouldn't be messing with my groove, right? Well, I somehow managed to still sleep alone that night. How the hell did I screw that one up? Awful. Simply awful.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#6619 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 March 2011 - 12:28 AM

Had my first panic-attack today. Very strange, paralyzing, but I've been fighting a lot of anxiety recently so it's not surprising.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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