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What's messing with your groove?

#6161 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 08:00 AM

in my defence, the jacket was a gift.
and it's warm AND decently light.

and I velue the lightness of a jacket first and foremost. I absolutely despise those winter monstrosities that make you feel like you're covered in levels of styrofoam.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#6162 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 10:01 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 26 January 2011 - 10:56 PM, said:

Everyone around me is breaking up.... well 3 couples, but 3 couples in 1 week and only one of them was in anyway foreseeable! NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO BREAK UP FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS.


OK!


View PostMentalist, on 27 January 2011 - 12:42 AM, said:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
MOTHER FUCKING SAFEWAY.

their bloody door tore an L-shaped gash in my 500 dollar winter leather jacket. that's at least frigging 15 cm long!

t only will I have to go and try to get ti fixed tomorrow, bu thtat also means i'll have way less time to write the goddamn term paper.

FUCK YOU SAFEWAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BLOODY SHARP DOOR LOCKS?


Have no fear! I've become a pretty decent seamstress (when my sowing machine is not being a complete ass and/or trying to kill me), I'll ahve it fixed in a jiffy!
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#6163 User is offline   amphibian 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 03:20 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 29 January 2011 - 06:15 AM, said:

I ran out of beer! :w00t:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

The beerpocalypse is nigh!
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#6164 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 06:22 PM

So much snow.
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#6165 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 06:32 PM

View PostGrimface Insultbear, on 29 January 2011 - 10:01 AM, said:

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 26 January 2011 - 10:56 PM, said:

Everyone around me is breaking up.... well 3 couples, but 3 couples in 1 week and only one of them was in anyway foreseeable! NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO BREAK UP FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS.


OK!


View PostMentalist, on 27 January 2011 - 12:42 AM, said:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
MOTHER FUCKING SAFEWAY.

their bloody door tore an L-shaped gash in my 500 dollar winter leather jacket. that's at least frigging 15 cm long!

t only will I have to go and try to get ti fixed tomorrow, bu thtat also means i'll have way less time to write the goddamn term paper.

FUCK YOU SAFEWAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH BLOODY SHARP DOOR LOCKS?


Have no fear! I've become a pretty decent seamstress (when my sowing machine is not being a complete ass and/or trying to kill me), I'll ahve it fixed in a jiffy!



Sewing a leather jacket, huh? This is gonna look fantastic!:w00t:




And as earth shattering as it was at the time, its probably a good thing i ran out of beer, I was pretty hammered.
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#6166 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:32 PM

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 07:42 AM

Roflcopter.

Got a little too adventurous, and with juuuuust the right amount of peer pressure and liquor, I got soaking wet in the rain and am now DEATHLY deathly ill. Well, wishing for death.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#6168 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 08:48 AM

Back to school. Year 12. Aw hell.
Suck it Errant!


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#6169 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 30 January 2011 - 10:24 AM

Still no internet at home (on my housemates ipad) :w00t: also I have a nasty cold :p
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Posted 30 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

Played Rugby yesterday for the first time in close to a year... I forgot how much playing tighthead prop hurt, my neck is one huge knot of muscle... but it was fun plowing over some individuals yesterday
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 12:54 AM

I have no real nice dessert at home.
A problem.
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 10:56 AM

First day sucked. They made me shave off my beard. And its hot as hell. Not in a good mood right now.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#6173 User is offline   pathos 

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 12:44 PM

Falling for a friend who doesn't feel the same... and the fun that goes with trying to stay friends and not make an ass of myself when she shows interest in other guys
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#6174 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 12:47 PM

It's hell, true.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#6175 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 06:43 PM

View PostPathos, on 31 January 2011 - 12:44 PM, said:

Falling for a friend who doesn't feel the same... and the fun that goes with trying to stay friends and not make an ass of myself when she shows interest in other guys

ouch. I feel your pain, man.

It took me 2 about 2 months to fully get over that.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:52 PM

Fucking Steam won't fucking work. Fuck.
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:55 PM

My data for this experiment is AWFUL. I mean, sure, the detector we used is cheaper, more efficient, but IT HAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE, JUST GOD-AWFUL, JANEANE GAROFALO ON HER PERIOD, ON COCAINE, WHILE DRYHUMPING KEITH RICHARDS, AWFUL RESOLUTION.

So basically what I'm trying to say is that I need to start over.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#6178 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 12:25 AM

People are preparing for Armageddon around here because of an ice storm. It is annoying.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#6179 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 05:45 AM

View PostPathos, on 31 January 2011 - 12:44 PM, said:

Falling for a friend who doesn't feel the same... and the fun that goes with trying to stay friends and not make an ass of myself when she shows interest in other guys


I know whatcha mean. It sucks.

Have this stupid overnight retreat thing tommorrow....really don't want to do it.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#6180 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:42 AM

It's a pleasant 50 degrees (Fahrenheit, duh) here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is all.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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