What's messing with your groove?

#5901 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:00 AM

DON'T SAY IT YOU'LL JINX IT LALALALALALALALALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

*touches wood (the kitchen table you dirty perves), raises feet from floor, crosses fingers and toes ...*

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#5902 MTS

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:04 AM

Collingwood! Wow, would not have bet on England being 5/98 at this stage. Johnson's on fire this session.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#5903 Captain Beardface

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:05 AM

My brother always finds some right c**ts to fall in love with... then the dumb ass marries them... Wife #2 seemed miles better than wife #1 but she turned out to be a mentally retarded self-centered bitch... my fiancee and I have suffered a couple of miscarriages this year and she thinks that by me calling to let them know first hand is rubbing the fact that we got pregnant in her face since she hasn't yet been able to. I swear I've dealt with middle schoolers that are more mature than her.

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Murphy: Aye.

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#5904 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 04:20 AM

Yeah, but you're not allowed to punch middle schoolers...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#5905 amphibian

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 05:44 AM

MuttonChops, on 18 December 2010 - 04:05 AM, said:

That woman is evil. I'm sorry that your wife and you have had that happen to you. That's incredibly shitty and hopefully things will be better in the future.

I think being polite and avoiding as much contact with her as possible is the way to go.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#5906 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

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Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 18 December 2010 - 11:20 AM

Got called into work today, when it's not even my saturday...haven't seen a single soul so far and it's damn eerie :blink:

Muttonchops: That sucks, man :rant:

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#5907 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:14 PM

Some goddamn Facebook chat virus wrecked a conversation I was having. Fark.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#5908 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 02:26 PM

Fuck FourLoko was banned for a reason.

I feel like balls.

#5909 Ulrik

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 02:36 PM

In Czech Republc will be Malazancon with SE himself, yipeee...

...after publishing translation of tCG = fall 2012, ahem...damn...

This post has been edited by Ulrik: 18 December 2010 - 02:39 PM

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#5910 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 02:54 PM

Fucktard bleeding heart morons and their "oh noes, let everyone in the poor dears and shower them with luxuries!" attitudes regarding illegal immigrants which fly in the face of any notion of common sense. :blink:

Not that sense was ever really that common to begin with. :rant:

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 December 2010 - 02:56 PM

#5911 Korbal Broach

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 03:59 PM

I have an exam in 3 hours and I don't really know anything that's on it. Oh well last one.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#5912 amphibian

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:11 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 December 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

Fuck FourLoko was banned for a reason.

I feel like balls.

How many did you have?

I had two on my Halloween night, along with quite a bit of other stuff. Worst hangover ever for three days.

The first day, I couldn't walk without holding my head to keep it stationary.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#5913 Captain Beardface

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 12:43 AM

amphibian, on 18 December 2010 - 05:44 AM, said:

MuttonChops, on 18 December 2010 - 04:05 AM, said:

Its a very good thing that they where not going to be able to make it for Christmas, my brother is still and will always be welcome in my home, but at the moment his wife had better stay away. The fiancee has been taking boxing training since May and she'd drop her in a heart beat. I'd never hit a woman but just once I think I'd break my rule...

I have no intention of this coming between me and my brother but the longer she's around the worse she has gotten.

Thanks for your thoughts amphibian...

#5914 Primateus

E Pluribus Anus

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 03:09 PM

I'm at school with my study partner laying the final touches on our project. In school on a sunday? It's fucking inhuman! It's seriously messing with my groove. This concept of going to school during the weekend simply does not sit right with me!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#5915 frookenhauer

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 05:28 PM

going for three record weeks in hatfield welwyn and dunstable stores was brought to a utter fucking standstill by the snow. I'm at a complete loss and the thousands i spent on the project wasted. the best laid plans of mice and men often get shatted on from a great height. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

souls are for wimps

#5916 Darkwatch

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 01:51 AM

I'm bored. Two days in a row and I've not done anything, except get some Christmas shopping done.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#5917 RodeoRanch

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 02:32 AM

I've got stop listening to sad country songs. Hank Williams tunes are going to make me cry.

It's an interesting experience being in love and knowing outright that it's never going to really happen. I've never experienced these sorts of feelings before. So on that aspect, it's enlightening. On the other hand, I feel torn up inside all the time.

Oh well, it'll get better with time. Life's still damn awesome.

#5918 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 08:15 AM

Trying to co-ordinate two separate events but it seems impossible. Grrrrr.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#5919 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 12:33 PM

Like 30-40 cm of snow and it won't stop snowing...

That in itself isn't too bad, it's that I have to shovel all the snow...

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#5920 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 01:00 PM

Stubbed my toe while getting out of bed today. Hurts like hell.

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