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What's messing with your groove?

#5701 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 27 November 2010 - 10:39 PM

My entire day was ruined.

My manager forgot to tell me I was working today, and I hadn't checked the schedule.

So here's what I had planned for today:

Get up, start laundry have breakfast and a good cup of tea.
Finish laundry, pack things up. Go down to the river and get some writing in to at least have a respectable Nanowrimo fail.
Enjoy view on nice mild day with soft snowfall while at river.
Come home, make supper, go see friends.

Here's what happened:

Get up, prep stuff for laundry.
Check phone.
Swear like it's the end of the world.
Trudge into work. Get no writing done.
Get home, some one else is using the washing machine so can't do that either.
Have supper, maybe go see friends if Murphy decides he isn't done pissing.

I am not fucking happy right now.
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#5702 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 27 November 2010 - 10:55 PM

It may pain you to hear, I got all of my laundry done today. Three loads no less.

As races go, it's not one I'm proud of winning!

Messing with my groove? I had to go shopping for sensible shoes. Irrespective of the fact I will have comfortable, warm and dry feet for the rest of winter, I spit on sensible shoes. I saw a pair of zebra print 5 inch stilletos that I would much rather spend my cash on. Unfortunately I realised I do prefer my ankle bones unshattered and my tootsies without bunions. Why is it that hot shoes are so expensive and you know you will only really wear them lying on your back with your feet in the air :)
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#5703 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 November 2010 - 03:05 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 27 November 2010 - 10:55 PM, said:

Why is it that hot shoes are so expensive and you know you will only really wear them lying on your back with your feet in the air :)


... I'll be in my bunk ... :p

My groove is being messed with by unusually resilient Pommy batting. Just accept nature and fold, dammit! :D
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 04:05 AM

Trying to find a certain snippet of song from the Halo 2 OST but it's like a fucking ghost. It's too bad, I enjoy it.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 05:57 AM

View PostSombra, on 28 November 2010 - 03:05 AM, said:

My groove is being messed with by unusually resilient Pommy batting. Just accept nature and fold, dammit! :D

This. Bloody Poms don't know their place. :)
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 09:25 AM

View PostMTS, on 28 November 2010 - 05:57 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 28 November 2010 - 03:05 AM, said:

My groove is being messed with by unusually resilient Pommy batting. Just accept nature and fold, dammit! :)

This. Bloody Poms don't know their place. :D

Quiet, convicts! :p
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 09:50 AM

Attended my sister's dance recital. While there were some absolutely squeeful little tots, and a few older girls in rather fetching outfits, it was not worth three hours of my Sunday night.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 28 November 2010 - 10:32 AM

View PostAin, on 28 November 2010 - 09:50 AM, said:

Attended my sister's dance recital. While there were some absolutely squeeful little tots, and a few older girls in rather fetching outfits, it was not worth three hours of my Sunday night.


Must better than going to your brother's dance recital :)
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 10:10 PM

I cut a chunk out of my left index finger. Ow.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 11:31 PM

My fav dancer (the girl) losing the final of So You Think You Can Dance because she's simply too old to appeal to the school kids who make up 80% of the voting public. But that's TV.

I'm rather more annoyed by the dipshit placing and igniting firework in public dustbins at midnight.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 11:44 PM

The hunt for Oscar continues in Sesamestreetistan.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 12:11 AM

Looking back, I realize i've done nothing productive since my exam on Wednesday.

that is annoying, since i'm rolling up to crunch time, and this is an alarming lapse in my generally thorough approach to schoolwork this entire year.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 02:13 AM

This.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 04:16 AM

im moving out of my house in the next two days only to live on couches and in my car for a month so i can graduate college. I also realized that I pissed away an entire semester, as well as not having a clue what I am going to do with the rest of my life. Hmm.....
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 05:14 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 November 2010 - 02:13 AM, said:



He took the face palm to a whole new level.....

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#5716 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 07:12 AM

1 wicket in a day and a half.

What.

The.

Fuck?!?!?!?

:)

This post has been edited by Sombra: 29 November 2010 - 07:12 AM

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Posted 29 November 2010 - 08:01 AM

View PostGrimilla Insultface, on 28 November 2010 - 10:32 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 28 November 2010 - 09:50 AM, said:

Attended my sister's dance recital. While there were some absolutely squeeful little tots, and a few older girls in rather fetching outfits, it was not worth three hours of my Sunday night.


Must better than going to your brother's dance recital :)


Damn straight.

My groove is messed because I missed out on training again. This is not good.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 29 November 2010 - 11:48 AM

What Illy said.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 07:54 PM

still hungover
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 09:06 PM

Leslie Neilsen AND Irvin Kershner died.

Boo, that sucks ass. :)
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