What's messing with your groove?

#5421 McLovin

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:52 PM

Somebody threw food waste into my recycling bin, so I had great fun cleaning that out.

Also, I bought new boxers that turned out to be man panties (ie, no fly). Why the fuck do they even make men's underwear without a fly???

Also, the Texas Rangers suck. And I won't even get into the Dallas Cowboys.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#5422 Zanth13

We are not the same

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:03 PM

Aptorian, on 01 November 2010 - 03:30 PM, said:

Brynjar, on 01 November 2010 - 11:26 AM, said:

No beard. At all. It's all gone. The magic. It's gone. AND IT'S FUCKING COLD!

I was so tired this morning that when I was going to trim my head before my shower, I began trimming my beard in stead. I managed to scoop a smal chunk of beard away before I realised what the hell I was doing. Luckily it wasn't that bad. Had to give the whole beard a small trim, but it will heal. Nobody seemed to notice in class today.

a real man would rock the uneven beard...

i have a similar tale, i went to trim my beard with a number one guard, except there was no guard... and I didnt notice till i put a electric trimmer sized wound into my glorious mane.

I refused to trim the whole beard though... and I looked like a jack ass for a week or so ...

thats how you do it Apt... Like a Boss!

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#5423 MTS

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:09 PM

I wish I could grow a beard...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#5424 amphibian

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:39 PM

I have been suffering through the worst hangover of my life for the last 30 hours.

It is so bad that I wish I was in a medical coma.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#5425 Zanth13

We are not the same

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 06:03 PM

amphibian, on 01 November 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:

I have been suffering through the worst hangover of my life for the last 30 hours.

It is so bad that I wish I was in a medical coma.

alcohol poisoning huh?

sorry to hear that

also yes Texas sports (Rangers, Cowboys and even UT are at an all time low)

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#5426 Mentalist

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:06 PM

Studlock, on 01 November 2010 - 01:10 PM, said:

English essay, the worst kind, due in five hours, I leave in one and I didn`t even get drunk this weekend, the one weekend in the whole year where I can dress up like a stormtrooper and just fuck around. Univeristy is offically hard, and I think I am hitting that first year wall of "it's time to take your soul". Haaa

Edit. I should also point out that wasting time on the Malazan forums is helping my cause.

it's called burnout. we've all been through it.
best way pof dealing is to set really smal goals and focus on achieving them one by one. takes a hell of a lot of willpower, but it's doable.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#5427 Macros

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:39 PM

Halloween is over.
the hangover does hurt

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#5428 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:57 PM

Had to babysit all weekend...no Halloween for me

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#5429 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 08:33 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 01 November 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

You have my sympathy Bryn... *holds minutes silence for the beard*

EDIT Oh yeah and whats messing with my groove is that my girlfriend was meant to be coming to see me next weekend but due to various things, both on my side and on hers, it just isn't possible any more. By eck I miss her boobs!

Fixed that for you, no charge.

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#5430 Silannah

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:12 PM

I may have failed a test, for the first time in my life, because my trig teacher doesn't TEACH.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

#5431 Korbal Broach

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:21 PM

My room mate's trying to glue his shoes to fix them, but never thought about leaving anything open to air the place out. I'm now feeling sick from the damn stuff and i've only been here about 5-10 min.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#5432 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 10:38 PM

Roommate wake&bake. Nothing worse than second-hand high at 9AM...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#5433 KingTeholBeddict

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:20 PM

I missed band practise...

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#5434 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 12:21 AM

Crap - I realized there's an additional scene in the ending of FFIX if you manage to synth the Save The Queen.

NOW I HAVE TO PLAY AND GO GET IT.

#5435 Bonesaw85

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 01:33 AM

Just upgraded to HD satellite, and the channel I was most looking forward to getting (HDnet) is getting dropped from Bell...... I'm pissed.

#5436 amphibian

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 03:55 AM

Bonesaw85, on 02 November 2010 - 01:33 AM, said:

Just upgraded to HD satellite, and the channel I was most looking forward to getting (HDnet) is getting dropped from Bell...... I'm pissed.

Time Warner doesn't get it up here in my area. I've been missing out on so much MMA and documentaries.

Why can't Cuban actually get along with other human beings? How did he become a billionaire in the first place with this inability to make deals?

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#5437 Gothos

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 08:58 AM

being the ~~creepy stalker~~ great internet detective that I am, having nothing but a first name I have now found a photo of the youngling mentioned earlier. I feel like a dirty old man.

This post has been edited by Gothos: 02 November 2010 - 09:02 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#5438 Tapper

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 09:08 AM

Gothos, on 02 November 2010 - 08:58 AM, said:

I can share if you PM me

Don't say that.
I'll now PM you before the end of the day and then go on a guild trip for being a nosy bastard who wants to check out 17 year old polish girls.

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