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What's messing with your groove?

#4381 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 04:07 PM

Foot hasn't been hurting too much today, but I really want to stretch it out and it's held firmly in place, and is driving me nuts!
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You Scream
We all Scream
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#4382 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 08:07 PM

Here's the pic of the jump...
Posted Image
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#4383 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 23 May 2010 - 08:27 PM

whoa, that is a significant drop
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#4384 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 02:18 PM

This... people suck.
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#4385 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 03:38 PM

View PostAptorian, on 24 May 2010 - 02:18 PM, said:


Man, that's really sad... Some people are just evil...
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#4386 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 11:12 AM

God, I hate this guy...
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#4387 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 03:09 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 23 May 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:

Here's the pic of the jump...
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Have you forgotten everything you learned in jump training!?
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#4388 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 04:49 PM

View PostMTS, on 25 May 2010 - 11:12 AM, said:


Ugh, the very thought that he claims to be Christian makes me die a little inside... :)
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#4389 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 05:00 PM

Is this Fred Phelps for real or is it some kind of Onion/4chan youtube troll?
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#4390 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 05:07 PM

Nope it's all real. You should watch some of the documentaries on him and his church. I recommend the Louis Theroux doc, Most Hated Family in America Can't find the full thing but you should be able to watch it all in parts...

EDIT: Found it!

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 25 May 2010 - 05:12 PM

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#4391 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:39 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 23 May 2010 - 08:07 PM, said:

Here's the pic of the jump...
Posted Image

Am I the only one who's morbid curiosity wants to see a picture 3 from seconds later... but, ouch. 
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#4392 User is offline   LadyMTL 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 09:49 PM

Ah Brood, you took the words right out of my mouth, Posted Image
As for me, I'm annoyed with my left foot. I had a blister on the ball of the foot that's almost the size of my thumb and it wasn't going away so I had to snip it open today and now it's all sting-y and shit. Stupid sensitive feet. It had better not get infected.

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 27 May 2010 - 09:55 PM

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#4393 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:10 PM

Woke up this morning, in my nearly empty apartment (excepting my coffee table and couch), remembering nothing from last night. But, I have a hilarious set of clues:

1) Half-filled hip flask of Irish whiskey. I do not own a flask, and do not drink the Irish stuff.
2) Sleeping with a pillow and blanket that definitely do not belong to me. Or my roommate.
3) 6 or 7 inch gash on my left side, covered with a single, maybe 1/2 inch wide band-aid.
4) Apparently, I also smell like a homeless guy.
5) All of my money is gone. I must have spent it. See below.
6) Upon waking, I discovered half of the Dune series in a bag on my coffee table (and not the first, or second, but the middle). I'm not sure which is stranger, the fact that I apparently go drunk sci-fi shopping, or the fact that I managed to find an all-night bookstore in town.
7) My phone is soggy.
8) A gallon bag of Jelly Bellys.

I must have gotten into some shenanigans.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4394 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 10:57 PM

You had strange awkward sex with a Jelly Belly loving hobo who also loves reading Dune.
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Posted 28 May 2010 - 12:32 AM

May 1st slipped and fell while at work and twisted my bad (three prior injuries) left knee.

Got the results of the MRI yesterday and I need surgery.

All the ligiments are fine so so the recovery time estimate has dropped from 12 months to 2.

Seems back in 07 when that spear dislocated my petella it also mostly broke the cartilege and stuff which finally snaped with the new fall and is now randomly wandering under my kneecap.

On the plus side ACC will be paying for everything.

TTFN
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#4396 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 01:32 AM

Ground shark attacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#4397 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 06:13 AM

That looks shoppped...
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#4398 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 06:34 AM

How can you tell?
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#4399 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:26 AM

View PostAptorian, on 28 May 2010 - 06:34 AM, said:

How can you tell?


Simeon is too slim.
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#4400 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 28 May 2010 - 09:40 AM

The sideburns add ten pounds.
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