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#3161 Darkwatch

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 01:40 AM

True that.
I miss pots...

The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3162 MTS

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 03:03 PM

Tore one of my stitches, and god damn it hurts.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3163 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:39 AM

I am better today than I was yesterday, so I am back at work

and my legs are covered in bruises from walking into my benches when trying to walk while dizzy yesterday

I think I shall fire my brain.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3164 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 07:21 AM

Prayers/Hope to Haiti. Thoughts are there.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#3165 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:01 PM

I cutted myself shaving this morning and my ear feels like it is gonna fall off.

#3166 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:20 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 11 January 2010 - 12:40 PM, said:

I broke up with the gf. It seriously sucks, but it was the right decision...

You mean that cute blonde who was way out of your league who was unfathomably willing to put up with your dorkiness? Why?

Sucks to hear though. Sorry man.

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#3167 amphibian

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:33 PM

Jusentantaka, on 13 January 2010 - 04:01 PM, said:

I cutted myself shaving this morning and my ear feels like it is gonna fall off.

Aren't you supposed to be a woman? What are you doing shaving a beard?

RLY, looks like you have your answer.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#3168 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:36 PM

amphibian, on 13 January 2010 - 04:33 PM, said:

Jusentantaka, on 13 January 2010 - 04:01 PM, said:

I cutted myself shaving this morning and my ear feels like it is gonna fall off.

Aren't you supposed to be a woman? What are you doing shaving a beard?

RLY, looks like you have your answer.

shaved my head and sliced the top of my ear. So... HA!

#3169 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:00 PM

No one believes that for a second, dude.

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#3170 MTS

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:04 PM

If you weren't shaving your beard, then the question becomes: why were you shaving your head?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3171 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:08 PM

Mappo, on 13 January 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

If you weren't shaving your beard, then the question becomes: why were you shaving your head?

Because my wigs fit properly when I'm bald.

#3172 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:10 PM

End the suspense. Post a picture. No nudes please.

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#3173 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:14 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 January 2010 - 05:10 PM, said:

End the suspense. Post a picture. No nudes please.

If I have to put on clothes its not happening.

#3174 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:17 PM

Because you're hiding the candy?

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#3175 Jusentantaka

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:34 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 January 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Because you're hiding the candy?

No, I just get confused over which hairless, soft patch of skin I'm not supposed to be showing.

#3176 caladanbrood

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:37 PM

Can we call you Gaesii?

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#3177 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 05:47 PM

I cut my ear shaving my legs once. I'm not sure how I did it but I think I might have scratched my neck with the hand that was holding the razor.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3178 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:18 PM

Pfft, I've cut my ear with a towel before. Several times, in fact. Your razors are inferior.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3179 LadyMTL

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 09:46 PM

Jusentantaka, on 13 January 2010 - 05:34 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 January 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Because you're hiding the candy?

No, I just get confused over which hairless, soft patch of skin I'm not supposed to be showing.

I'd say don't show any of them, just to be on the safe side. You never know where that picture could end up! Posted Image

(I hope your ear is still attached, by the way).

My annoyance is less bothesome, in the sense that there's no bloodloss involved. Unless I get my hands on the postman, maybe. I'm waiting for a delivery from Amazon---it was supposed to be yesterday---but when I checked online this morning with the tracking number it said "Customer moved, redirecting to new address." Which is kind of strange because I've been living here for close to 10 years. So who is gonna get my stuff? (I called Amazon and they had the correct address on file so they said if I don't get the package by the end of the week they'll send it out again...at no extra cost, of course).

Bizarre shit like this always seems to happen to me. I need a drink.

This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 13 January 2010 - 09:47 PM

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#3180 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 11:05 PM

They put a damn stop sign at a place i drive every damn day and hasnt had a stop sign for the 30 years i've been alive. I almost hit 3 friggin people today.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.