What's messing with your groove?

#2941 Jusentantaka

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 10:32 PM

H.D., on 15 December 2009 - 09:56 PM, said:

Replace "tired" with "sore" and it amounts to the same thing.

She's just saying that so you don't feel bad that you aren't up for round 8.

#2942 Tsundoku

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:37 AM

Juicytaco, on 15 December 2009 - 05:26 PM, said:

*handcuffs self to the bed*

tiam, on 15 December 2009 - 09:37 PM, said:

Tired from too much sex and have to go back later for more. Ah well...

You poor bastard. "H"TFU!!!

Juicytaco, on 15 December 2009 - 09:54 PM, said:

tiam, on 15 December 2009 - 09:37 PM, said:

Tired from too much sex

That there is an impossible sentance to come out of a woman's mouth. Ugh. Men.

That's because men do all the work. What with you being handcuffed and all. Just a pity it's not chained instead of handcuffed ... with the chain long enough to reach the kitchen and laundry.

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#2943 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 12:56 AM

Wouldn't you just love a description of all the work I do in my bed.

#2944 lokiman

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:03 AM

Jusentantaka, on 16 December 2009 - 12:56 AM, said:

Wouldn't you just love a description of all the work I do in my bed.

Yes.

But seriously. I left my window open, temp went down to like -30 celcius. It was warm under the covers, but man once you get up, everything froze.

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#2945 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:05 AM

Jusentantaka, on 16 December 2009 - 12:56 AM, said:

Wouldn't you just love a description of all the work I do in my bed.

Like quilting?

No tv! Damn dish people, get out here and fix this sooner!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2946 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 01:16 AM

Quote

Yes.

Well, I send emails or phonecalls to my brokers about the best ways to keep my portfolio climbing towards that all important 'going into space' moment, talk shop with a few of my old Pharma buddies about some of the new bioreactor tech they're so hot on. Sometimes I find work for my lazy former teaching assistants. Other times I write recommendation letters for former coworkers so they don't have to deal with the horrible shame of no longer working for 'The Coolest Boss Ever' (and I have the tee to prove it). Oh, and sometimes I like to send vaguely threatening emails to various former associates when they don't send emails to me, usually along the lines of "TALKIOE ME NAO!! Or I haxz ursz computer n send tons of the Pronz. And then tell your boyfriend, so he makes you watch it with him." Usually though I just talk shit with people on the phone. Or luxuriate in the awesomeness inherent in a 16/4 M internet line by wasting my life on half a dozen message boards.

bed sex is SO 1950.

#2947 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 02:28 AM

They didn't even have one bed in the 50's. Or at least Leave it to Beaver said they didn't.

And didn't anybody tell you that the Aughts are just the 50's all over again?

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#2948 MTS

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 06:21 AM

Ugh, it's so damn hot. The world doesn't have a right to be 40 degrees (Celcius) at 10 in the morning, and then get hotter.

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#2949 Gothos

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 08:05 AM

it's damn COLD outside. I just have to pick the places where the air is humid as much as possible so the cold/heat is felt in the most obnoxiously destroying way? geez.

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:43 AM

Mappo, on 16 December 2009 - 06:21 AM, said:

Ugh, it's so damn hot. The world doesn't have a right to be 40 degrees (Celcius) at 10 in the morning, and then get hotter.

Indeed, Mappo...and I had to do football training in it! But we had some snags afterwards. :crybaby:

My brother still hasn't come home and it's almost 10 pm. Call me a worrywart, but...

Suck it Errant!

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#2951 Grief

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:57 PM

Mappo, on 16 December 2009 - 06:21 AM, said:

Ugh, it's so damn hot. ~~The world doesn't have a right to be 40 degrees (Celcius) at 10 in the morning, and then get hotter.~~ Milk was a bad choice.

Fixed that for you.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#2952 LadyMTL

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:07 PM

Hot? Hot?? No fair...the entire western portion of Canada (say...Winnipeg westwards) would give their eyeteeth to have it be hot. They've been suffering through -50 celcius over the last few days. I'm thankfully in the east where it's only about ten below right now. Phew. :crybaby:

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:14 PM

Maia Irraz, on 16 December 2009 - 10:07 PM, said:

As someone in Winnipeg who is currently suuffering through the above-mentioned -50, I have to agree!

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#2954 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:15 PM

Naina, on 15 December 2009 - 10:09 AM, said:

I want to win this : http://ow.ly/MgWC but it seems I won't afterall. I need so many more votes. Number three right now and tomorrow is the last day to vote <_<

I really want to win this.

Well I dunno if it will make a difference but I voted you on Facebook. :crybaby:

caladanbrood, on 15 December 2009 - 07:50 PM, said:

I got a letter from the Student Loan Company. Apparently, despite their general inability to get anything right when I wanted money from them, now they want some back, and they haven't somehow misplaced the paperwork, broken their online system, forgotten to tick one irrelevant box or even sold my credit details to someone else. What are the odds?!?!

Been there man. It doesn't matter how many times they screwed up with getting the money to you, their receiving department is top notch! They should shift some staff around and fire a bunch of the reprobates who dispense the money and put some of the oh-so-efficient takers into that department...

Anyways what is messing with my groove is that I have been ill all freaking day, and part of last night. I suddenly started feeling like crap yesterday and my stomach has been playing up no end... I must have taken about 10 dumps today... [/information overload]

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#2955 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:17 PM

Looking for jobs to apply for is shit. Particularly when you finally find one that you genuinely fulfil all of the person specification for and it is about shit. Phlegm is bad enough, but shit??? What am I doing with my life?

ETA - Most bizarre cross posting coincidence ever. Want me to look into that for you Tiste?

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