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What's messing with your groove?

#2521 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 28 October 2009 - 11:59 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 28 October 2009 - 11:39 PM, said:



TAKE THAT BACK.


Indianapolis is not the hideous land of farms. and corn. and wheat. and stop signs riddled with bullets (ok, probably have those too)

But the Colts still suck. and you can try and make me take that back.
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#2522 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 12:03 AM

Well, not everybody can be a Hoosier. I can only attempt to relate to the pain of no longer being one.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 29 October 2009 - 12:05 AM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#2523 User is offline   Slum 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 12:17 AM

Where are Indiana and Illinois, again? I gather they lie somewhere south of Canada and somewhat north of bumfuck. North bumfuck?


Good thing I live in the only state worth a damn - New York. :p :D
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#2524 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 01:50 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 29 October 2009 - 12:03 AM, said:

Well, not everybody can be a Hoosier. I can only attempt to relate to the pain of no longer being one.


Oh man let me tell you, its a doozie. There is just so much in the midwest to miss. Corn, Squareheads, Tractors, Flanders. Wait. Those things all suck.

View PostSlum, on 29 October 2009 - 12:17 AM, said:

Where are Indiana and Illinois, again? I gather they lie somewhere south of Canada and somewhat north of bumfuck. North bumfuck?


Good thing I live in the only state worth a damn - New York. :p :D


They are East Bumfuck. North Bumfuck is that made up place. I think its called "Wyoming".

NY4Lyfe

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 29 October 2009 - 01:54 AM

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#2525 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 01:53 AM

"Just send me to hell or New York City it'd be about the same to me."


@Juse- I live about 1 1/2 hours SW of Vincennes. Gods country, and its glorious.



I have a friggin headache.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#2526 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 01:59 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 29 October 2009 - 01:53 AM, said:

"Just send me to hell or New York City it'd be about the same to me."


@Juse- I live about 1 1/2 hours SW of Vincennes. Gods country, and its glorious.



I have a friggin headache.




If that's Gods country, she must be really boring. I'd be perfectly happy to believe that corn grows in a supermarket.

/hides from the Irish police.
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#2527 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 02:00 AM

I think the people here who have had the flu have given it to me :D NOT HAPPY
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#2528 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 02:17 AM

Ouch, that's no fun Centz.
My suggestion is you and a big bottle of Vodka or Gin and one long night of reaching .22 blood-alcohol level.
The booze should sterilize your insides.
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 09:06 AM

Got to do a biathalon tommorow. I'm gonna die.
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#2530 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 01:40 PM

I'm sure someone on the forum will miss you AIJ... :(

I woke up this morning with an intense foot pain and I have no idea why. It makes it very hard to walk, which unfortunately I have to do in a bit... At least if I had done something amusing to injure myself and cause this pain I could make a thread about it or maybe get pics, but this is just annoying!
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 07:37 PM

Just had to go snake out the sewer line at one of my apartments because some tenant decided it would be a good idea to flush q tips down the toilet.

People are dumb.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#2532 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 29 October 2009 - 08:38 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 29 October 2009 - 07:37 PM, said:

Just had to go snake out the sewer line at one of my apartments because some tenant decided it would be a good idea to flush q tips down the toilet.

People are dumb.


haw. some dipshit did that when I was in college. We went 3 days with toilets that took 5 minutes to flush.
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#2533 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 05:50 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 29 October 2009 - 01:40 PM, said:

I'm sure someone on the forum will miss you AIJ... :(

I woke up this morning with an intense foot pain and I have no idea why. It makes it very hard to walk, which unfortunately I have to do in a bit... At least if I had done something amusing to injure myself and cause this pain I could make a thread about it or maybe get pics, but this is just annoying!


Is that someone you? :)

Oh, by the way...

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#2534 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 06:39 AM

GODDAMNED MIDTERMS.

And my credit card payment got lost in the maze that is the USPS. 25% interest! yay!
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 09:57 AM

Last night I had the most vivid dream about being down in Cambridge at Mal and Hetan's gaff, a few of you guys were there from the meet ups. Then Macros turns up having just kidnapped a baby bear, soon the parents of the bear show up and are trying to get into the house, kind of like Assault on Precinct 13 , but with bears and we don't have guns and everyone is pissed. Then it turns out they aren't bears, but are actually people with bear heads (not the right to bear arms) at which point I kind of drift into consciousness, but for the first time in years I'm suffering from sleep paralysis (not a dream, actual sleep paralysis) and there is a bear in my room. After what seemed like an hour of total panic I actually managed to wake up properly and spend the rest of the night in a heightened state of terror.

I'm pretty tired now.
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#2536 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 01:50 PM

Still no job. Bastards.
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Posted 30 October 2009 - 01:55 PM

what the fuck?
I stole the baby bear?
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#2538 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:06 PM

You were probably drunk and thought it was hilarious.



Which it would be, of course.
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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:17 PM

Judging by previous efforts it's more likely that he'd steal the bear then absent mindedly leave it in the street and have to retrieve it at a later date.
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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:20 PM

oh so witty

you slay me
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