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What's messing with your groove?

#2181 User is offline   LadyMTL 

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 04:17 PM

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.


Isn't that called a moose knuckle? :p
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#2182 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 04:24 PM

Redknapp scale goes to 11.

8 is loss of the ability to produce sperm due to excessive heat

9 is visible division of balls either side of the seam, with hint of cock

10 adds the ability to tell what religion the chap is

11 is presenting Super Sunday, with trousers so restrictive you are forced to sit with your legs wide open, like you are displaying yourself to a potential (likely unimpressed) mate
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#2183 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

View PostMaia Irraz, on Sep 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.


Isn't that called a moose knuckle? :p


Men have Camel Tails, not camel toes, and this is a Moose Knuckle in case you were wondering.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

THis thread is making me smile.

Messing with my groove is that Cougar isn't on topic. :p
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#2185 User is offline   Dag 

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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:28 PM

View Postcauthon, on Aug 22 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

Trying to find an affordable apartment in the region of Kitzbuehel.


Kitzbühel...? On vacation or moving here for a longer period of time...?

Messing with my groove: The door of my cupboard decided to fall on my head this evening. Which I wouldn't really mind if I could only manage to put the damn thing back in place... but it seems to be beyond repair, which means, I will have to buy a new cupboard tomorrow, drag it home somehow without a car (since Mr. B, my former chauffeur is not here anymore) and put it together by myself (since Mr. B, my former carpenter is not here anymore) and pay a lot of money to a professional worker to drill some holes in the wall and hang the new cupboard up (again, since Mr. B, who used to do all the work around here, is not here anymore)... AAAAARGH!!! I want my Mr. B back... :p

Yes, I'm a very spoiled girl... :p

This post has been edited by Dag: 02 September 2009 - 08:31 PM

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:57 PM

While I'm on my bike:

I hate wind
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 08:57 PM

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 05:24 PM, said:

Redknapp scale goes to 11.

8 is loss of the ability to produce sperm due to excessive heat

9 is visible division of balls either side of the seam, with hint of cock

10 adds the ability to tell what religion the chap is

11 is presenting Super Sunday, with trousers so restrictive you are forced to sit with your legs wide open, like you are displaying yourself to a potential (likely unimpressed) mate


I am familiar with the Super Sunday Redknapp special. And you were at a 9 today! Is it the trousers that have got smaller or the mooses that have got larger?

And bad luck to Dag with the cupboard. The loss of a handyman is a sad day for any woman!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 02 September 2009 - 09:00 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 09:37 PM

My bellboard is disfigured by a huge swastika, and the names of myself and the ladies living upstairs are crossed out in black. Postmen already have such trouble finding my adress, let alone now that the names are unreadable... Am currently torn between thinking its the typical fucked up trash that hangs out under my balcony trying this as a prank, or thinking they tried it as payback for the visits the police pays them, in which case, they're going to try lots of other stuff to make our lives miserable, soon. Police will respond as usual, by saying they are aware of the issue.
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Posted 02 September 2009 - 09:42 PM

Wow, there was a lot of groove messing today.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 01:17 AM

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 07:46 AM, said:

my man camel-toe


I believe the phrase you are looking for here is moose knuckle.
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#2191 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 05:54 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Sep 3 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 07:46 AM, said:

my man camel-toe


I believe the phrase you are looking for here is moose knuckle.


View PostAptorian, on Sep 2 2009, 06:29 PM, said:

View PostMaia Irraz, on Sep 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.


Isn't that called a moose knuckle? :p


Men have Camel Tails, not camel toes, and this is a Moose Knuckle in case you were wondering.

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:15 AM

Got an irritating bit of Maths work that no-one in this hosehold can/will help me with.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:24 AM

May have had my ribs bend...hurts like a bitch!
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:30 AM

Trying punching yourself in the ribs, if you double over... then you may have sprained them :p

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:34 AM

I can't do that...my right wrist is already sprained! Hurts!
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:37 AM

God gave you two hands for a reason you know...

DO IT! :p

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:39 AM

You guys are so not very nice! Go play on free way!
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:41 AM

What's messing with my groove: I ordered DoD from the Book Depository on Tuesday and it says "usually dispatched in 24 hours" but it's apparently still being processed. Hmph. First Amazon.ca lies to me about the Canadian release date, now this. Am I ever gonna get my hands on DoD? :p
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 03:15 PM

I've got 8 days left at work and I'm trying my level best to do as little as possible.

I am the chairman of the bored.
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Posted 04 September 2009 - 07:11 AM

1) I have a statistical mechanics problemset due tomorrow, but I do not have the textbook. Not for lack of trying, the student store has my order, but "hasn't received" any more books. The professor only ordered 60 texts, for a class of 120, so they were scarce to begin with, and I couldn't borrow the bastard because the only person (out of 10 of my friends I'm taking the class with) who has it is my ex-girlfriend and if you think she'll be giving it to me you have quite the vivid imagination.

2) Driving back on the interstate from playing Laser Tag (since I could not do the aforementioned problemset) my friend Russel's car got hit by a cantaloupe sized rock. Square in the windshield. It didn't go through, though, probably because it short-hopped off of the taxi infront of us. Their windshield actually shattered in from another one.

I have no idea where these rocks came from, what they were doing 4-5 feet off the ground in the middle of the interstate, or how the hell it didn't nail Russel in the face.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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