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What's messing with your groove?

#1501 caladanbrood

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 06:36 PM

2 years!!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1502 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:58 PM

Internet Explorer 8. Have downloaded Google Chrome, I quite like it...

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#1503 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:13 PM

Yes there is a story to the printers - they haven't been working properly for a week or so, I have spent over 5 hours on the phone to tech support people. I come off the phone nneeding to kill people, kill lots of people, by throwing computers and printers off the top of the 12 story building.

Boobs growing unexpectedly is always has a downside

The upside is I got annyoed and went and bought a really pretty new bra. Not practical at all, but so pretty

Printers are still down at work. I am trying very hard not to cry/stab things/go on a killing spree

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1504 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:55 AM

Printers...such ungrateful machines. >

There is, literally, nothing to eat in this house. I'm not kidding. Everything is either preserved or fermenting.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1505 MTS

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:29 AM

I find it funny your updates are invariably about food, AIJ.

My groove is messed because it turns out I can't go on exchange in England or America next year. Bollocks. See, I prepared my dialects and everything...

Ah well, hopefully I can make it to Canadia or Japan.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 10 July 2009 - 05:30 AM

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#1506 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:32 AM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jul 10 2009, 03:29 PM, said:

I find it funny your updates are invariably about food, AIJ.

What can I say, a growing boy needz teh foodz

Anyway, groove, groove....oh yeah. I want to organise a gathering with my friends tommorow but none have returned my calls. Sadface.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1507 Shiara

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 05:50 AM

Messing with my groove: I am at work. I have been at work all day. I have yet to do anything remotely resembling work.

Well, okay, I may have been exaggerating there - I did a little bit of filing and fixed up a document for the Integrated Literacies Coordinator, but aside from that I've pretty much been checking out netbooks online, checking out what salary packaging options for said laptops I am eligible for, checking updated webcomics, checking hotmail, briefly checking facebook, and finally have come back - yes, back to the forums, that black hole of crass and procrastination

So yeah, being at work and not working is kinda boring.

Just so you know.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#1508 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 07:47 AM

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

#1509 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:21 AM

Shiara! Excellent! You being gone for so long has messed with all of our grooves. So much so that we had to switch forums because the momories hurt too bad at the old one. Welcome back. Don't pull a Xander and only come back for a day and then disappear again.

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#1510 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:17 AM

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.

(Nobody say "It doesn't take much to make you look stupid")

Welcome back Shiara. Good to have another Ozzie back.

Anyway, my groove is messed because my old man is on my back because appearently "I'm using all the shower's hot water." It isn't my fault, seriously. It takes forever for the water to get to a managable temperature. Cursed machines.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1511 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:21 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.

Well, Shiara is a she, so....

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#1512 MTS

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:22 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 10 2009, 08:21 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.

Well, Shiara is a she, so....

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1513 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 01:03 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 10 2009, 11:21 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.

Well, Shiara is a she, so....

RLY wins, AIJ fails.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#1514 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:10 PM

Boobs are still too big for some bras

Just thought you would like an update

On a related note my shoulders are killing me

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1515 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:18 PM

Employ a gentleman to follow you around supporting your boobs by hand from behind.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1516 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:54 PM

need 2 hands per boob

so 2 gentlemen?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1517 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:09 PM

Have you ever tried to weigh your boobs, Centz?

No, me either

Messing with my groove, too much to do, too little time!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1518 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:32 PM

no.... of course not

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1519 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:38 PM

I'm thinking something along the lines of a zimmer frame Centz........put a shelf on the top.......boobage sits on shelf as you push em along......sorted.

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#1520 MTS

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 04:44 PM

Nonsense. What would those two hardworking Australians do to put food on their table? They'd be out of a job! Think of the children!

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.