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What's messing with your groove?

#1381 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 11:56 AM

No jokes

I'm not allowed to sleep and my head hurts....

and I know how to do it slightly better than giving myself a giant bruise and concussion

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1382 MTS

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 12:02 PM

Wow, you must be flexible.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1383 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 02:01 PM

My wife told me it's not worth giving me a chance to fix my marriage, effectively wasting the last 8 years of our relationship. For the past year i've taken primary care of my 4 year old son and managed to have worked in the military, not to mention done just about every scrap of housework and to my knowledge she's done next to none of it. Apparently being a 28 year old guy looking at porn once or twice and playing World of Warcraft every now and again is too much of a burden on her chore-free life.

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#1384 Aptorian

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 08:08 PM

FUCK YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU!

Just came by a manga series of some weird girls whose poop petrified, which attracted maggots, which were coming out of their ass and they then tried cutting it out with a cardboard knife.

WHAT THE FUCK!??? FUCK YOU INTERNET!!!

Naturally I couldn't stop looking, just kept scrolling down till the end.

I know feel sick to the stomach. And am completely grossed out. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE!!?

Why do I always do these things right before I go to bed?!

#1385 Illuyankas

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 08:17 PM

You only just found that one? Really? Did you at least get to the part where the limbless amputee girl had to eat the petrified lump out of the other? Because I saw that within a month of getting my own computer, and I can fully say that slightly, er, 'dampened' my enthusiasm for the delights of the internet. Also the memories that brought back has made this post a contribution to the thread now, thanks for that.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 24 June 2009 - 03:47 AM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1386 Aptorian

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 03:42 AM

Yes, the amputee girl was the last part I read, so wrong. So very wrong *shudder*

#1387 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 03:48 AM

I think that you can now appreciate why I never really wanted 4chan mentioned on the forum - it leads to places best left unknown.

#1388 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 07:56 AM

My head still hurts

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1389 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 08:53 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jun 24 2009, 05:56 PM, said:

My head still hurts

Man, that ache is one tough fucker. I'd recommend some morphine.

Have to go visit some Sudanese refugees tommorow as a program for R.E. at school-it's not like I hate them but they always make me feel uncomfortable.

"troubled grunt"

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1390 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:10 AM

Got into a brief but ugly fight with the wife tonight. She drank too much, was giving me shit, and went too far and said something truly hateful and hurtful. I'm usually into the whole suffering silently routine, but this time what was said was impossible to just accept and ignore. I literally stopped the car in the middle of the road and let her have it (verbally).

Long story short, once she realized what she had said, and why it was so hurtful to me, she immediately apologized profusely, and we are now 100% made up. The whole thing lasted at most ten minutes, but would probably qualify as the worst fight we have ever had. We rarely fight at all. I'm not a fan. But, it's all good now.

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#1391 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jun 27 2009, 08:10 PM, said:

Good to hear-I've been privy to some terrible marital arguments and they have always been terrible. You can't escape them, really.

My throat is KILLING ME. All the lozenges in the world couldn't cure it.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1392 Dag

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:21 PM

It's been a really heavy week, and I should actually be happy now that it's over, but I feel kind of... meh.

Very tired, very irritated and touchy - every communication attempt by my friends (as well as the lack of communication attempts from some of them) is making me angry and depressed and irrationally defensive. Which is ridiculous, because what I actually yearn for right now is a big, big hug.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#1393 Slum

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:26 PM

Have a drink, Dag. I'd hug you but my arms don't span oceans.

#1394 Tapper

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:10 PM

My best friend's girlfriend committed suicide by deliberately taking an overdose of sleeping pills and insuline yesterday. They were a perfect match and a lovely couple, and while I hope she found the peace she deserved and craved, I really, really fear for him.

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#1395 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:13 PM

Wow. Sorry to hear that Tapper. Best thing to do is have someone always around him for the next while.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#1396 Tapper

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:17 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Jun 28 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

Wow. Sorry to hear that Tapper. Best thing to do is have someone always around him for the next while.

We do. For now, he's nto alone for a single minute in the day. His parents are sleeping over, at the least one of her friends is there and I'm going to be there when I can... but that can't be maintained indefinately and he has the next six weeks off from a normally incredibly demanding job. i fear for him when we return to a more normal schedule, when he's going to be alone in a house full of memories

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#1397 Terez

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 10:22 PM

Tapper, on Jun 27 2009, 05:10 PM, said:

That is extremely sad.

*hugs for both Tapper and Dag*

This post has been edited by Terez: 27 June 2009 - 10:22 PM

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.

#1398 Slow Ben

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:24 AM

So, I'm remodeling these apartments you know. I'm getting 5 new water meters put in by the city to split up the utilities. I pay a guy to bring over his backhoe and dig out the hole so the city can come in and split the pipe and make the new meters. Then he fills it back in. I pay the guy with a check and tell him.

DO NOT CASH THIS UNTIL TOMORROW OR MY ACCOUNT WILL BOUNCE!

What do you think the fucker does? I'll give you 3 guesses, but you'll only need 1.

So, the three purchases i made that day all bounce.

People...are...just...plain....STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:zanth:

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1399 Terez

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:26 AM

Why didn't you postdate it?