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I am thwarted at every turn this week. No matter what I do, something goes wrong. No matter how inspirational my backup plan is, it is impossible to implement. The whole week is a fucking write off, I would have accomplished more asleep! FUCK.
What's messing with your groove?
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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:35 AM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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HoosierDaddy
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:38 AM
Sounds like my job, which is just a random collection of Murphy's Law moments separated by regular stupidity. No matter how well I design things, the higher-ups fuck it up.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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drinksinbars
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:57 AM
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:10 PM
It would seem there's a little of Hoosierdaddy in all of us.
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Slow Ben
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:16 PM
So apparently, i'm not very smart. I know that comes as a real shocker.
The reason i'm not so smart is at the apartment i've been working on theirs about a 2x2 hole in the floor from where i tore out some plumbing. And today i was putting up a wall next to it and apparently forgot it was there. Stepped right into the damn thing. Tore all the skin off my elbow and left a bruise the size of a grapefruit on my hip. And, it hurts.
The reason i'm not so smart is at the apartment i've been working on theirs about a 2x2 hole in the floor from where i tore out some plumbing. And today i was putting up a wall next to it and apparently forgot it was there. Stepped right into the damn thing. Tore all the skin off my elbow and left a bruise the size of a grapefruit on my hip. And, it hurts.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Eddie Dean
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:28 PM
Slow Ben, on May 28 2009, 05:16 PM, said:
So apparently, i'm not very smart. I know that comes as a real shocker.
The reason i'm not so smart is at the apartment i've been working on theirs about a 2x2 hole in the floor from where i tore out some plumbing. And today i was putting up a wall next to it and apparently forgot it was there. Stepped right into the damn thing. Tore all the skin off my elbow and left a bruise the size of a grapefruit on my hip. And, it hurts.
The reason i'm not so smart is at the apartment i've been working on theirs about a 2x2 hole in the floor from where i tore out some plumbing. And today i was putting up a wall next to it and apparently forgot it was there. Stepped right into the damn thing. Tore all the skin off my elbow and left a bruise the size of a grapefruit on my hip. And, it hurts.
Edit: I was trying to dl a picture of Red Foreman, but my computer is screwing up..So: DUMBASS!
Here let me get that for you....Bubba
dumbass.jpg (26.98K)
Number of downloads: 5
This post has been edited by Bubba: 29 May 2009 - 09:36 AM
Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit
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Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:39 AM
Haven't studied for my science exam...my weekend will be spent chained to my desk. Damn parents.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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amphibian
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:37 AM
I was doing pretty well rolling today and then it comes to the last grapple, which my instructor is watching intently. And I made a dumb, dumb, dumb mistake that led to my already gimpy foot getting hurt some more. Durn it.
At least, I get the chance to make up for it again tomorrow.
At least, I get the chance to make up for it again tomorrow.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
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HoosierDaddy
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:12 AM
For some reason, the rear-view mirror in my car decided it wanted to become unadhesived from the windshield of my car. Thanks life! A nice big fuck you right back atcha.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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HoosierDaddy
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:28 AM
It hasn't helped my commute the last 3 days. Driving in a big fuckign city during rush hour using only side view mirrors is not fun.
But, thanks for the info, SB.
But, thanks for the info, SB.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:35 AM
Hangover, hayfever and a cold. Ouch.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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caladanbrood
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:53 AM
In this weather? HOW??
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Cougar
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:17 PM
Mezla PigDog, on May 30 2009, 11:35 AM, said:
Hangover, hayfever and a cold. Ouch.
Har har, I was expecting this based on previous comuniques.
I'm baffled though how you can distinguish virus snot from pollen snot.
Keith Earls is messing with my groove right now.
I AM A TWAT
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caladanbrood
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:56 PM
Cougar, on May 30 2009, 02:17 PM, said:
They are a tricky set of symptoms to untangle. The terribly sore throat and tickly cough are giving away the cold. The snot and sneezing suggests hayfever. I'm not sure if the fever is due to the cold, the hot weather or the hangover. The stomach pains may be another thing entirely. All I know is it doesn't feel good. At all
Now, make me a cup of tea!
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 30 May 2009 - 01:56 PM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Mentalist
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 05:40 PM
Piece of motherfucking SHIT
it would appear i've managed to seriously mess up my ankle.
for the next two weeks at least, i'm consigned to moving at a snail's pace.
it's already driving me insane.
it would appear i've managed to seriously mess up my ankle.
for the next two weeks at least, i'm consigned to moving at a snail's pace.
it's already driving me insane.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю
Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:06 PM
Why must the joy of new shoes always be ruined by the pain of blisters? Ouch! And I still have a cold and I drank too much fizzy wine and ate too much cake and now I feel a bit sick. Poor me 
The best things in life are always ruined by the consequences.
The best things in life are always ruined by the consequences.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Darkwatch
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 09:08 PM
Mezla PigDog, on May 31 2009, 05:06 PM, said:
The best things in life are always ruined by the consequences.
That my dear Mezla is an excellent axiom.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
