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Cherishing alcohol consumption and bragging about acts of stupidity commited whilst under the influence of the same is a good example of self-destructive habits we could get rid of, but we choose not to.
Yes, I am hungover.
What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 03:02 AM
Murphy has effectively conspired against me.
I was planning to hit the bars with the pink vest Friday or Saturday night.
Got word that we're throwing a party for a friend's birthday on Saturday (a friend who does not drink) so that eliminates that.
But, Hey Friday is good!
Wrong, I have discovered that one of my friends who wanted to come on the pubcrawl has just been called in as a judge for the graduation contests of his Department in Montreal.
That would leave me, and one of my friends who probably won't go without the other.
Because the third friend has a newborn son, and is working till 9 on Friday, it makes things difficult.
They suggested I do it next weekend, I'm working.
So yeah.
FUCK YOU MURPHY.
I was planning to hit the bars with the pink vest Friday or Saturday night.
Got word that we're throwing a party for a friend's birthday on Saturday (a friend who does not drink) so that eliminates that.
But, Hey Friday is good!
Wrong, I have discovered that one of my friends who wanted to come on the pubcrawl has just been called in as a judge for the graduation contests of his Department in Montreal.
That would leave me, and one of my friends who probably won't go without the other.
Because the third friend has a newborn son, and is working till 9 on Friday, it makes things difficult.
They suggested I do it next weekend, I'm working.
So yeah.
FUCK YOU MURPHY.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 08:23 AM
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 24 2009, 06:07 PM, said:
What's the matter AIJ, you not good enough? 
Haha I'm joking. What position do you play anyway?
I wouldn't worry about it. He may be an idiot, but he'll learn.
My groove is messed with computer troubles, and my nerd-dom unfortunately does not extend to computer fixing...sigh.
Haha I'm joking. What position do you play anyway? I wouldn't worry about it. He may be an idiot, but he'll learn.
My groove is messed with computer troubles, and my nerd-dom unfortunately does not extend to computer fixing...sigh.
Forward pocket and flanks. I prefer not to babysit opponents.
Exams are a week closer than I expected! I am doomed.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Urb
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 09:42 PM
I got my first E ever. In advanced material mechanics. And I've never worked so much with one particular subject before.
I feel so... stupid
Must watch funny tv-shows to lift my spirit...
I feel so... stupid
Must watch funny tv-shows to lift my spirit...
The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"
-some poet on reddit
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 09:56 PM
Urb, on May 26 2009, 10:42 PM, said:
I got my first E ever. In advanced material mechanics. And I've never worked so much with one particular subject before.
I feel so... stupid
I feel so... stupid
Poor Urb! I remember the first thing I ever really fucked up on. I don't quite remember the 2nd to 100th quite so well. Being crap at some stuff you don't want to be crap at is an important lesson in life......apparently
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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caladanbrood
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 10:12 PM
AH FUCKERY!
I was applying to the GMPTE Graduate scheme, and the internet broke. GRRR! Now I have to do it all over tomorrow when I'm not drinking...
I was applying to the GMPTE Graduate scheme, and the internet broke. GRRR! Now I have to do it all over tomorrow when I'm not drinking...
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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bubba
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 10:44 PM
I spent ten hours creating and installing a Hydraulic PTO(Power Take Off) on a work-cart, only to have my boss attach a spreader to the cart, not lock the trailer pin,(Have said pin fall out) then rip out half the hydraulic system....... It will take me at least 2 days to repair all the damage.
It will take me at least 2 days to repair all the damage.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:29 AM
Fucking shitbag people! I was woken up at half 3 by my downstairs neighbours having a huge barny. It escalated over 30mins and he definitely hit his girlfriend. I hammered on the floor and now they have been quiet for about 20minutes. So now I'm up and about wondering if I should do something..... She didn't sound terrified and she was still shouting back after he hit her. Do I call the police or what? Should I go down if it happens again? I hate to grade domestic violence but what do you do when it isn't a total thrashing?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:31 AM
If you're sure he hit her, I'd call the cops.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:32 AM
Mezla PigDog, on May 26 2009, 11:29 PM, said:
Fucking shitbag people! I was woken up at half 3 by my downstairs neighbours having a huge barny. It escalated over 30mins and he definitely hit his girlfriend. I hammered on the floor and now they have been quiet for about 20minutes. So now I'm up and about wondering if I should do something..... She didn't sound terrified and she was still shouting back after he hit her. Do I call the police or what? Should I go down if it happens again? I hate to grade domestic violence but what do you do when it isn't a total thrashing?
Well it's still domestic violence.
But if you didn't visualy witness the crime and she doesn't press charges it won't do much. You can only call in for domestic disturbance and disturbing the peace.
Hope they keep quiet.
May you could whip up a batch of fake blood and throw it on their window, that should be cause for pause.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 03:38 AM
Well I can't be sure but by the sounds of it he did. I have suspected it before but you can never tell without seeing it. The pair of them are scumbags to be fair and now they have been quiet for ages. Things are all confusing at night when you are half asleep. I don't think it would be appropriate to call the police now..... Argh!
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 27 May 2009 - 03:39 AM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 04:22 AM
Yeah, it might be awkward and pointless to call now. Next time though, his ass is yours.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 08:32 AM
Okaaaaay. Now I can hear them having sex. That's a healthy relationship for you!
Maybe it is time I moved house......
Maybe it is time I moved house......
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 27 May 2009 - 08:34 AM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 09:35 AM
Mezla PigDog, on May 27 2009, 09:32 AM, said:
Okaaaaay. Now I can hear them having sex. That's a healthy relationship for you!
Maybe it is time I moved house......
Maybe it is time I moved house......
do you live in my roofspace? holy shit i thought i heard something last night, thought it was the wifes head bouncing off the fridge door...
dibs - failing to lighten the mood since FOREVER!!
my groove is messed up because its wedensday, i feel like shit and i am getting really loaded down by crap in work. on the plus side, its a short week and i intend to make t shorter by flexi time friday!
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 10:23 AM
Cheer up Mez. Maybe he was making her watch a home video instead! I know those make me groan...
Got French exam tommorow-I've studied long and relatively hard but I know I'm gonna fail!
Got French exam tommorow-I've studied long and relatively hard but I know I'm gonna fail!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 11:26 AM
in the recent dozen weeks a woman used me to get closer to my best buddy, and since then, she's managed to take my friends and my favourite club away as well. at least she puts me in a situation where I can't feel comfortable or at ease when going out, and is there any other reason to do so? it's encroachment, and I have to step back. again.
so, I can embrace my inner nerd and stay home now. maybe that's a good thing.
so, I can embrace my inner nerd and stay home now. maybe that's a good thing.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 06:35 PM
I went to a pretty awesome house party last night, and it was good. Except... except something happened to me when I was too drunk to remember. Something I believe was terrible. I am really really hoping there were no pictures.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
