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What's messing with your groove?

#24001 User is online   worry 

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Posted 23 February 2018 - 11:05 PM

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More seriously though, 14 is old enough for some pretty frank sex ed/the 'talk'.
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 02:26 PM

View PostThe Swampfather, on 23 February 2018 - 10:33 PM, said:

Someone help me. My daughter is at her friends house to spend the night and the friends cousin is her boyfriend who is there at the moment. If I find out this little shit is staying the night heaven help them. This is not a good feeling. Better be some outstanding parental supervision going on. I maybe sick. The things I did at 14... I should not think about that right now. That may lead to me freaking out way to much.


Chill. You did them and you're still here. Also, what worry said. If you know she has a boyfriend, have the talk. Then let her learn how to be responsible and to trust you to trust her. Which means she will come to you and talk should there be an issue, rather than hide it.

Messing with my groove is that I'm still sick. Two weeks now. At least the antibiotics are finally working.
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 06:28 PM

Surveillance cameras. Surveillance cameras everywhere. It's your only option BK.
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 07:26 PM

I had to take work home. I'll need to do it, either today or tomorrow. Preferably today, because i'm likely to be hungover-ish tomorrow.

But instead i'm procrastinating, And cleaning. Argh.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 08:24 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 24 February 2018 - 06:28 PM, said:

Surveillance cameras. Surveillance cameras everywhere. It's your only option BK.


Is this what they mean by "lie back and think of England"?
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 11:15 PM

By sheer coincidence I asked another board I go to if they got the talk, and if so, how it went. The results were 10% Yes, 21% Sorta, and 69% No (w/ 72 votes). A little shocking tbh.
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Posted 24 February 2018 - 11:22 PM

My parents borrowed the "Where Did I come From?" book from the town library and pretty much left me to read it when I was about 8.

https://www.booktopi...ASABEgL8lPD_BwE

After that I dimly recall asking a few clarification questions and that was about it until Human Development class around year 7-8 (age 12-13). Aside from the usual lurid (and highly improbable) stories from the playground bullshit artists.

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Posted 24 February 2018 - 11:47 PM

We had sex ed in third or fourth grade, can't remember for sure. Was 10 at that point, I think. That was waaay before any of that information could've mattered and is one thing I consider great about the German school system. Since my mom knew, she never tried the talk.
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Posted 25 February 2018 - 01:32 AM

We had no institutionalised sex education whatsoever, only an oddly detailed lecture on the reproductive system of frogs

What my school did have was an excellent set of encyclopaedias. So just like all the other issues I was curious about, I just looked this one up as well. By the time my mother talked to me, which was around 14, I had a basic idea.
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Posted 25 February 2018 - 03:53 AM

I just asked the Yes/No/Sorta question, nothing more specific.

I had two layers of sex ed: the basics of sperm/eggs/etc. in 5th grade, which was just like, separate the boys and girls and make them watch separate videos. And then in 7th grade there was a more prolonged few days in science class, with anonymous written questions the kids could ask at the end for "honest answers".
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Posted 25 February 2018 - 05:19 PM

I had a stroke of bad luck today.

I was out for a walk with my SO, when I stepped onto the grassy verge and straight onto a 2 inch long iron nail. It stabbed clean through my shoe and right into the centre of my foot. I managed to get the shoe off, but it was bleeding a lot.

My SO kept her head, and got me the medical attention I needed. Thing is I am now stuck with a rather painful foot I can't walk on at all. Guess I have to take a couple of days off.
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Posted 25 February 2018 - 05:39 PM

Had a tetanus shot lately?
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Posted 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM

Or radioactive nail superpowers?
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Posted 26 February 2018 - 10:16 PM

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 February 2018 - 05:39 PM, said:

Had a tetanus shot lately?


Got an inject about an hour after the accident. Also taking antibiotics. It was a big rusty old nail.

View PostAbyss, on 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

Or radioactive nail superpowers?



Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 07:48 AM

View PostAndorion, on 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM, said:

Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?


Lame. :(
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 07:59 AM

View PostAndorion, on 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM, said:


View PostAbyss, on 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

Or radioactive nail superpowers?



Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?


Maybe it needs a few more days to develop ^^

Get well soon
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 05:00 PM

View Post- Coltaine -, on 27 February 2018 - 07:59 AM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

Or radioactive nail superpowers?



Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?


Maybe it needs a few more days step up.



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Posted 27 February 2018 - 07:26 PM

View PostAndorion, on 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 February 2018 - 05:39 PM, said:

Had a tetanus shot lately?


Got an inject about an hour after the accident. Also taking antibiotics. It was a big rusty old nail.

View PostAbyss, on 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

Or radioactive nail superpowers?



Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?


My brother had this when I was a kid.The doctor actually said it better can be a rusty nail then a new one, can't remember why though.

I hope that it gets well soon.
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 07:30 PM

View PostDutch, on 27 February 2018 - 07:26 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 27 February 2018 - 12:51 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 25 February 2018 - 05:39 PM, said:

Had a tetanus shot lately?


Got an inject about an hour after the accident. Also taking antibiotics. It was a big rusty old nail.

View PostAbyss, on 25 February 2018 - 06:54 PM, said:

Or radioactive nail superpowers?



Does hopping on one foot for rather short distances count?


My brother had this when I was a kid.The doctor actually said it better can be a rusty nail then a new one, can't remember why though.



The doctor was a serial killer?
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