Abyss, on 20 October 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:
Gorefest, on 20 October 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 20 October 2017 - 01:22 AM, said:
You should go to sleep now.
For years I have been pondering what super power I would prefer: invisibility or teleportation. When the answer was so obvious all along. An espresso machine arm. Please, cosmic radiation, make it happen.
You should leave a ground level window unlatched at night so the cosmic radiation can get to you.
And cookies. Lots of cookies. Otherwise you could end up with decaf.
Throw in some whiskey and you might get a steamer finger and retractable adamantium tamper.
But if you leave out cheap whiskey, don't be surprised if you hear a loud whirly/grindy noise coming from your rectum the next time you use the loo.