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#22461 amphibian

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Posted 30 April 2017 - 09:59 PM

Gust Hubb, on 30 April 2017 - 01:38 PM, said:

Hi. Long time.

Bilateral pink eye, courtesy of chronically sick kids who have no concept of germ theory.

They're toughening up your immune system by wiping their butts across everything you own, apparently.

Good luck.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#22462 Gust Hubb

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 12:15 AM

Yah, and with the time their hands spend in their mouths (my littlest coloring on the table with his spit), it is unsurprising... Laughing so hard I am crying pus! Kids....

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#22463 Vengeance

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 12:42 AM

Gust Hubb, on 01 May 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:

Yah, and with the time their hands spend in their mouths (my littlest coloring on the table with his spit), it is unsurprising... Laughing so hard I am crying pus! Kids....

Ahhh kids. The primary way adults get sick!

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#22464 Macros

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM

Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.

In fucking pieces right now

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#22465 LadyMTL

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:26 AM

Slow Ben, on 30 April 2017 - 02:06 PM, said:

Rain! So much rain. Flood warnings everywhere.

I came here to say the same thing. I am sick of this rain, we got so much of it in April that some places here have already started to flood, and now it's going to be off and on again this whole week. This spring effing sucks, and it doesn't help that we had 3 gorgeous days last week (Thurs - Sat) because now it's even more depressing today. My kingdom for a long stretch of nice weather!

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#22466 Aptorian

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:30 AM

Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:

Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.

In fucking pieces right now

You spent a thousand pounds drinking? In one Weekend? I'm impressed.

#22467 Macros

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:45 AM

Easily the drunkest I have been in the last ten years

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#22468 Abyss

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:58 AM

....Damn Mac, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but...

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#22469 QuickTidal

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:02 PM

Seduce Goose, on 01 May 2017 - 11:30 AM, said:

Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:

Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.

In fucking pieces right now

You spent a thousand pounds drinking? In one Weekend? I'm impressed.

Abyss, on 01 May 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:

....Damn Mac, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but...

Right? Jeez that sounds all kinds of epic Macros!

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#22470 Macros

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:04 PM

I would say fucking stupid myself.

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#22471 QuickTidal

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 04:30 PM

Stupid can also be epic. At least later in life when you tell the story.

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#22472 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 05:38 PM

Man, I balk if a beer is over £2.50

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#22473 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 06:03 PM

Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:

Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.

In fucking pieces right now

Have developed a taste for Cristal or something?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#22474 worry

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:17 PM

What currency is this "grand"?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#22475 amphibian

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:26 PM

worry, on 01 May 2017 - 07:17 PM, said:

What currency is this "grand"?

Babies.

Yes, Macros dropped a thousand babies over the weekend. Frenetic pace, but he got the job done.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#22476 Aptorian

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:31 PM

A yes, once again it's the season where Macros returns to the river from which he came, swimming up stream to mate with the other giant handed scousers. Thousands of little Macros eggs are secreted in the river but few of the spawn ever make it out to sea.

#22477 Kruppe of Darujhistan

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 09:20 PM

Briar King, on 01 May 2017 - 09:00 PM, said:

Shit. Old man went to fish and brought home a fucking puppy...

It's a keeper!

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#22478 Puck

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 10:39 PM

Waking up to a nose bleed. I hate that :clap:

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#22479 Tsundoku

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Posted 02 May 2017 - 08:38 AM

Seduce Goose, on 01 May 2017 - 07:31 PM, said:

Scousers?

This should be interesting.

:clap:

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