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Mezla PigDog 
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 07:29 AM
You lot have definitely forgotten what life was like without children if you can make out any of this is convenient. I spent most of yesterday evening trying to get cheese out of his eye.
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#21383
EmperorMagus
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 07:35 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 16 November 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:
You lot have definitely forgotten what life was like without children if you can make out any of this is convenient. I spent most of yesterday evening trying to get cheese out of his eye.
I don't even ...
How did it get there.
Like, why?
Jeez, babies are weird.
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#21384
Loki
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 07:56 AM
Mezla PigDog, on 16 November 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:
You lot have definitely forgotten what life was like without children if you can make out any of this is convenient. I spent most of yesterday evening trying to get cheese out of his eye.
It's like most things, everyone's experience is different. My son slept through the night from 3 weeks, and prior to that only woke up once a night for a mid-sleep feed. And feeding him was easy until he turned three and started having preferences over what he will and won't eat. If you take away the whole 'might have epilepsy' and 'might have asthma' things, he's been an absolute breeze so far. I think people who have kids that sleep well tend to have an easier time of it in general since you're not constantly tired and stressed. I just hope if we have another kid the luck holds up.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
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#21385
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 02:54 PM
My comment on "solid food made by yourself" comes from my sister-in-law's experience with her eldest. She used to tell me that she spent the majority of every morning (multiple hours) getting all the various foods prepared and into containers (be it cooked or otherwise)...but she was feeding her salmon, and little quinoa cakes and stuff, so perhaps she was overdoing it?
Oh dear!
Mezla PigDog, on 16 November 2016 - 07:29 AM, said:
You lot have definitely forgotten what life was like without children if you can make out any of this is convenient. I spent most of yesterday evening trying to get cheese out of his eye.
Oh dear!
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 03:28 PM
QuickTidal, on 16 November 2016 - 02:54 PM, said:
My comment on "solid food made by yourself" comes from my sister-in-law's experience with her eldest. She used to tell me that she spent the majority of every morning (multiple hours) getting all the various foods prepared and into containers (be it cooked or otherwise)...but she was feeding her salmon, and little quinoa cakes and stuff, so perhaps she was overdoing it?
That baby ate better than I do now.
But then again I can eat all the ice cram I want, so I am pretty sure I win this round.
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 03:53 PM
Apt, on 16 November 2016 - 03:28 PM, said:
QuickTidal, on 16 November 2016 - 02:54 PM, said:
My comment on "solid food made by yourself" comes from my sister-in-law's experience with her eldest. She used to tell me that she spent the majority of every morning (multiple hours) getting all the various foods prepared and into containers (be it cooked or otherwise)...but she was feeding her salmon, and little quinoa cakes and stuff, so perhaps she was overdoing it?
That baby ate better than I do now.
But then again I can eat all the ice cram I want, so I am pretty sure I win this round.
Bolded section^^Is that what you eat, or how you eat it? LOL
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#21390
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Posted 16 November 2016 - 09:57 PM
death rattle, on 16 November 2016 - 09:03 PM, said:
Always remember that pizza is a vegetable.
So too, is beer.
What is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 02:42 AM
Cheese in the eye is nothing.Now orange pulp....
The food thing is as complicated as you make it, but it really really doesn't need to be.
The food thing is as complicated as you make it, but it really really doesn't need to be.
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#21392
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 07:17 AM
The Cult are playing next Wednesday night and I know absolutely noone else up here who likes them. Or would like them enough to come along with me. 
Plus, Wednesday night = school night
Plus, Wednesday night = school night
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 09:50 AM
Our dishwasher just caught on fire! 😰
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 09:57 AM
Apt, on 17 November 2016 - 09:51 AM, said:
Set it on rinse?
It was on rinse. 😂
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#21396
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 11:59 AM
I thought Loki was cool, a friend. Turns out she thinks Vegemite is better than Marmite. I'm not sure I can get over this...
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 12:02 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 17 November 2016 - 11:59 AM, said:
I thought Loki was cool, a friend. Turns out she thinks Vegemite is better than Marmite. I'm not sure I can get over this...
And to think I just tweeted you a pun. A pun!
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
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#21398
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 12:55 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 17 November 2016 - 11:59 AM, said:
I thought Loki was cool, a friend. Turns out she thinks Vegemite is better than Marmite. I'm not sure I can get over this...
Of course she's right. Vegemite is the nectar of the Gods, given vitamin B-enriched form.
Marmite - like Baldrick's breath - comes straight from Satan's bottom.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#21399
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 01:16 PM
Captain Needa, on 17 November 2016 - 07:17 AM, said:
The Cult are playing next Wednesday night and I know absolutely noone else up here who likes them. Or would like them enough to come along with me.
ciao baby.
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Posted 17 November 2016 - 01:17 PM
Loki, on 17 November 2016 - 09:57 AM, said:
Apt, on 17 November 2016 - 09:51 AM, said:
Set it on rinse?
It was on rinse. 😂
Are you sure it wasn't 'sterilize'?
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