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#20683
TheRetiredBridgeburner 
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 06:10 AM
Macros, on 10 August 2016 - 10:15 PM, said:
One of the guys at me new company has decided that as I read I must want to listen to him wax lyrical about the shite he reads. Going off his description it sound vaguely like something that was the butt of a lot of jokes in the reading now thread.
Werewolves and were lions and wereanimals. I was tempted to ask if it had weredolphins.
Werewolves and were lions and wereanimals. I was tempted to ask if it had weredolphins.
Weredolphins are people too!
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#20684
Tsundoku
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:46 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 11 August 2016 - 06:10 AM, said:
Macros, on 10 August 2016 - 10:15 PM, said:
One of the guys at me new company has decided that as I read I must want to listen to him wax lyrical about the shite he reads. Going off his description it sound vaguely like something that was the butt of a lot of jokes in the reading now thread.
Werewolves and were lions and wereanimals. I was tempted to ask if it had weredolphins.
Werewolves and were lions and wereanimals. I was tempted to ask if it had weredolphins.
Weredolphins are people too!
Only some of the time.
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#20685
Mentalist
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:33 AM
worry, on 11 August 2016 - 04:43 AM, said:
You ever thought about settling down, getting into jigsaw puzzles instead?
I lost interest in those around the age of 14, I think.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#20686
Aptorian
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:38 AM
I fucking love jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:48 AM
Apt, on 11 August 2016 - 11:38 AM, said:
I fucking love jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
I burned out with 1500-2500 ones. Too often the makers take the cheap shortcut of making a third of the picture the sky that's all the exact same shade of blue. when that's all you have left, it becomes pure trial and error, which is tedious and no longer fun.
I still have a whole box of them in our garage somewhere.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#20688
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:51 AM
Mentalist, on 11 August 2016 - 11:48 AM, said:
Apt, on 11 August 2016 - 11:38 AM, said:
I fucking love jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
There are online sites were you can upload pictures and just do puzzles to your hearts content. I have done hundreds of hours of those things. Still, it doesn't really beat the joy of completing a physical jigsaw puzzle. But those things are expensive.
I sometimes dream about owning a giant house with an enormous table where I could spend weeks assembling 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzles.
I burned out with 1500-2500 ones. Too often the makers take the cheap shortcut of making a third of the picture the sky that's all the exact same shade of blue. when that's all you have left, it becomes pure trial and error, which is tedious and no longer fun.
I still have a whole box of them in our garage somewhere.
Maybe you two could team up with Worry and have some sort of ninja puzzle competition where you are competing against each other and have to fight for the pieces
#20689
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 12:22 PM
Fee earners being puddings as per.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#20690
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 12:32 PM
If you've never made a Wentworth puzzle you haven't lived. Best puzzles out there.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 02:32 PM
When you complete the puzzle it opens a portal to Narnia. Also, nymphsex. Watch for splinters.
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#20693
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 02:51 PM
Puzzle nymph sex is....complex.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 03:05 PM
Apt, on 11 August 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:
Just googled Wentworth. 100£ for a 1000 piece puzzle? That wood puzzle better be cut out of mahogany and lacquered with the blood of a tree nymph for that price.
It's better than that. No edge pieces, themed puzzle pieces hidden in the framework, great quality. It's more than just a puzzle, it's a little work of beauty. Plus you don't even need 1000 pieces, because due to it's design a 250-500 piece puzzle will give the same challenge as a 'normal' 1000 piece puzzle. They are just gorgeous.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 03:22 PM
Gorefest, on 11 August 2016 - 03:05 PM, said:
Apt, on 11 August 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:
Just googled Wentworth. 100£ for a 1000 piece puzzle? That wood puzzle better be cut out of mahogany and lacquered with the blood of a tree nymph for that price.
It's better than that. No edge pieces, themed puzzle pieces hidden in the framework, great quality. It's more than just a puzzle, it's a little work of beauty. Plus you don't even need 1000 pieces, because due to it's design a 250-500 piece puzzle will give the same challenge as a 'normal' 1000 piece puzzle. They are just gorgeous.
Goddamit man, now I want one!
EDIT: Googled them....good gods, these are not only nicely designed, but the art on them is GORGEOUS! Looks like I'm spending some money.
This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 11 August 2016 - 03:33 PM
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#20697
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 04:14 PM
Perverts.
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#20698
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 04:43 PM
just went to the physio to get my shoulder sorted.
dear god but now its aching.
and i'll need to go back next week, properly fucked it up this time
dear god but now its aching.
and i'll need to go back next week, properly fucked it up this time
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 04:44 PM
also, link me some of these puzzles, I am intrigued
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Aptorian
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 04:47 PM
Gorefest, on 11 August 2016 - 03:05 PM, said:
Apt, on 11 August 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:
Just googled Wentworth. 100£ for a 1000 piece puzzle? That wood puzzle better be cut out of mahogany and lacquered with the blood of a tree nymph for that price.
It's better than that. No edge pieces, themed puzzle pieces hidden in the framework, great quality. It's more than just a puzzle, it's a little work of beauty. Plus you don't even need 1000 pieces, because due to it's design a 250-500 piece puzzle will give the same challenge as a 'normal' 1000 piece puzzle. They are just gorgeous.
I don't get out of bed for less than a 1000 pieces
Macros, on 11 August 2016 - 04:44 PM, said:
also, link me some of these puzzles, I am intrigued
https://www.wentworthpuzzles.com/
Look at this dirty thing:
http://www.wentworth...eces/733205.htm
This post has been edited by Apt: 11 August 2016 - 04:50 PM
