[Slow Ben]

 Sexy Gumbo, on 31 July 2016 - 03:26 AM, said:

Haven't you ever watched There's Something About Mary?

That's solid advice.

Can't be going out with a loaded gun.

[Gust Hubb]

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

[amphibian]

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

No, the advice is to crank one off a couple hours before, so you're not obsessed with that element of dating.

[Slow Ben]

 amphibian, on 31 July 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

No, the advice is to crank one off a couple hours before, so you're not obsessed with that element of dating.

Get that baby batter off the brain.

[QuickTidal]

 Slow Ben, on 31 July 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:

 amphibian, on 31 July 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

No, the advice is to crank one off a couple hours before, so you're not obsessed with that element of dating.

Get that baby batter off the brain.

Yup. It seems like such a weird thing, but it's a good thing to do. Clears your mind of that element so you can focus on them as a person.

[Macros]

was out playing golf with a mate, we were neck an dneck the whole round, neither of us ever getting more than one shot ahead then I completely collapsed on the last 3 holes, dropped 9 shots off him.
bloody hell it was abysmal

[Gust Hubb]

 QuickTidal, on 31 July 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

 Slow Ben, on 31 July 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:

 amphibian, on 31 July 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

No, the advice is to crank one off a couple hours before, so you're not obsessed with that element of dating.

Get that baby batter off the brain.

Yup. It seems like such a weird thing, but it's a good thing to do. Clears your mind of that element so you can focus on them as a person.

Haha, thanks for spelling it out.... I think.

Soooo, to do list:
1. Hair cut
2. Shave
3. Kill monobrow
4. Make sure casual dress clothes look tidy, maybe iron
5. Empty all cylinders

Got it.

This post has been edited by Gust Hubb: 31 July 2016 - 05:18 PM

[Mezla PigDog]

Don't forget to think of BK while you do it.

[Gust Hubb]

 Mezla PigDog, on 31 July 2016 - 05:37 PM, said:

Don't forget to think of BK while you do it.

Oh...I will, I will

[Aptorian]

[worry]

Let's try to guess which one of these guys is Gust Hubb. I'm going with 3:36-38.

[Gust Hubb]

I do like having fun.

[DeadHedge]

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 05:08 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 31 July 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

 Slow Ben, on 31 July 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:

 amphibian, on 31 July 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

 Gust Hubb, on 31 July 2016 - 01:51 PM, said:

Just read the plot summary. So advice is don't assume failure before you start?

No, the advice is to crank one off a couple hours before, so you're not obsessed with that element of dating.

Get that baby batter off the brain.

Yup. It seems like such a weird thing, but it's a good thing to do. Clears your mind of that element so you can focus on them as a person.

Haha, thanks for spelling it out.... I think.

Soooo, to do list:
1. Hair cut
2. Shave
3. Kill monobrow
4. Make sure casual dress clothes look tidy, maybe iron
5. Empty all cylinders

Got it.

GH, what some forgot to mention, is after 'Emptying said Cylinders', carefully pull up your zipper.

[Aptorian]

"How did you get the peas above the carrot?"

[Slow Ben]

Franks and Beans!




On a side note totally unrelated to anything we're discussing, let alone related to the thread, I was amazed when i realized the same guy who played Warren in Mary is the same guy who played Dan Dority in Deadwood.



Franks and Beans...Im gonna kill that cocksucker.

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 01 August 2016 - 03:09 PM

[WinterPhoenix]

It's when they get the firefighter in to have a look as well, cracks me up every time.

But yeah you DEFINITELY don't want any zipper related injuries, no need to rush these things...

[Macros]

My cousin fell off a trampoline at the weekend, got a call early Sunday morning telling us they suspected it could be total paralysis.
Into surgery Sunday morning, came out with a considerably more favourable prognosis, cord seemed to be intact and the damage wasn't above c4/5, anything above there is basically game over. A lot of swelling pressuring the spine had caused initial difficulties.
Latest report today is that he gaining motor functions in his arms again and they're going to take the tube out tomorrow to let him breathe unaided. But the family has been told that loss of all movement below the chest is still a serious possibility.
He's getting married next year too

[QuickTidal]

Jeebus Macros, that's awful! Here's hoping he comes out with as many functions back to normal as possible. What a horrible thing to have to go through.

[Coltaine -]

Sounds terrible Macros. Hopefully he will not be paralysed/regain mobility

[Aptorian]

I do not understand why trampolines and bouncy castles still exist. Every time I see somebody on those things, I think about how badly they could get fucked up in a split second.

I remember when I was a teenager, I sort of lost my footing and faceplanted in a bouncy castle and the rest of my body decided to just continue its trajectory over my head and neck. Felt like I nearly broke in half.

Considering how many accidents you see on Youtube, you'd think some panel of doctors would come out and advocate the state-sponsored destruction of all bouncy plastic/metal objects.