[Abyss]

Puck, on 24 December 2013 - 01:04 PM, said:

melonhead, on 24 December 2013 - 01:50 AM, said:

I hate life. I am very hungover so I decided to make an epic anti-hangover sandwich. I then used the last of the mayonnaise for this sandwich, then threw the sandwich in the bin and tried to bite the empty mayonnaise container.
Needless to say, I fell to my knees and screamed my despair to the skies.

Messing with my groove is that this post just reminded me that I FORGOT TO BUY MAYONNAISE! And just about three minutes ago all the supermarkets withing walking distance closed

Have eggs? Make your own.

[Silencer]

Another year, another Christmas. Wooo!

Ah well, presents are always good, I guess.

[Morgoth]

Silencer, on 24 December 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

Another year, another Christmas. Wooo!

Ah well, presents are always good, I guess.

Life. Life! Do not talk to me of life. Life is a steady decline of the bag of poorly constructed flesh that constitutes your body. Life is the illusion of choice, the idea that you are anything more than electricity and that at the end you will not die. Life. Life is death. The sorrow of it all crushes down on my bruised heart and I feel pain. So much pain. The pain of living. The pain of dying. We are all doomed, yet most of us pretend otherwise. They fill their lives with meaningless trinkets like love, happiness, delight. I am above such things. I am an animal, like we are all animals, and all I feel is pain.

Everything is grey. The world is dull, faded. I cut myself to bring colour into the world. The colour red. To represent my pain. It is red. Red and hot. And filled with pain. Like my heart. Which is dead.

Life. Do not talk to me of life.

Ah well, presents are always good, I guess.

This post has been edited by Morgoth: 25 December 2013 - 12:15 AM

[Silencer]

And here was me, just talking about Christmas. >.>

[worry]

That made me curious about Seasonal Affective Disorder in the Southern Hemisphere, which (logically) appears to occur during your winter months mid-year. But naturally that distinguishes it from the holiday blues, which I now wonder if it's just as severe down there (generally) or if there's a multiplier effect in tandem with SAD up here. What do you think?

[Silencer]

Penguins. Penguins complicate everything.

[worry]

Up here it's puffins.

[Silencer]

Well that explains it then.

[King Lear]

You people need to drink less. Or more.

[Silencer]

More. More is always the right choice.

[King Lear]

Welp I'm making hot toddys for christmas skyping with my family, I'd send you some if I could!

[Silencer]

It's OK, I have two bars' worth of alcohol to mix and drink. XD

But I appreciate the thought.

[Morgoth]

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

[King Lear]

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

[Starling]

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

Well, I really only see him when other forumites come to visit, so I could probably recruit some help and ply him with alcohol

[Silencer]

Starling, on 26 December 2013 - 04:32 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

Well, I really only see him when other forumites come to visit, so I could probably recruit some help and ply him with alcohol

It's because you live on the other side of the bridge!

And this all sounds like a terrible idea. Alcohol will definitely be required to gain my compliance! XD

[King Lear]

Silencer, on 26 December 2013 - 01:32 PM, said:

Starling, on 26 December 2013 - 04:32 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

Well, I really only see him when other forumites come to visit, so I could probably recruit some help and ply him with alcohol

It's because you live on the other side of the bridge!

And this all sounds like a terrible idea. Alcohol will definitely be required to gain my compliance! XD

You are terribly compliant when drunk Except when people try to get you not to drink more. Then you're not very compliant at all.

[Ukjent]

The funeral of the father of a close friend of mine. I just hate funeral's and on top of that you got the bloody priest talking shit.

[Starling]

King Lear, on 26 December 2013 - 06:43 PM, said:

Silencer, on 26 December 2013 - 01:32 PM, said:

Starling, on 26 December 2013 - 04:32 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

Well, I really only see him when other forumites come to visit, so I could probably recruit some help and ply him with alcohol

It's because you live on the other side of the bridge!

And this all sounds like a terrible idea. Alcohol will definitely be required to gain my compliance! XD

You are terribly compliant when drunk Except when people try to get you not to drink more. Then you're not very compliant at all.

I'm moving over the bridge next year! Just not as far south as you are. Also, alcohol can most definitely be arranged

[Silencer]

Starling, on 28 December 2013 - 12:31 AM, said:

King Lear, on 26 December 2013 - 06:43 PM, said:

Silencer, on 26 December 2013 - 01:32 PM, said:

Starling, on 26 December 2013 - 04:32 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 25 December 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:

King Lear, on 25 December 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

You people need to drink less. Or more.

less, I think, in my instance. Still I find I did an excellent Silencer impression. All I lacked was the black clothes and the corpse grey makeup with the enthusiastic addition of eyeliner. Not to mention the spikes. Spikes. Everywhere.

Having met Silencer, I think this description needs to happen. Starling I hearby charge you with kidnapping Silencer and dressing him up (get him drunk, he's easy to dress up while drunk, as Bliss and Centz discovered )

Well, I really only see him when other forumites come to visit, so I could probably recruit some help and ply him with alcohol

It's because you live on the other side of the bridge!

And this all sounds like a terrible idea. Alcohol will definitely be required to gain my compliance! XD

You are terribly compliant when drunk Except when people try to get you not to drink more. Then you're not very compliant at all.

I'm moving over the bridge next year! Just not as far south as you are. Also, alcohol can most definitely be arranged

Awesome! How far south are you coming? XD

Also; ALCOHOL!