[Silencer]

Alright, enough with the back-and-forth on the rape "discussion", if you want to debate it (which one party of which clearly does not, and I don't think the others do either) take it to the DB, else there's been enough of it in here. Thanks.

[worry]

Yah, move along, ya miscreants. I'm with my old pal Silencer on this one. This ain't the underfunded portable classroom with no A/C that houses the junior varsity debate team while the football team just got brand new equipment. It's the messing with your groove thread! Good call, Silencer. Come to think of it, is he ever wrong? That's what is messing with my groove, by the way. His track record. Too intimidating!!! Can't live up!!! Sheesh.

[Assail]

corv, on 23 March 2013 - 12:24 AM, said:

Assail, on 22 March 2013 - 11:17 PM, said:

worrywort, on 22 March 2013 - 11:16 PM, said:

Take a chill suppository.

Buttchug?

At least the alcohol would sterilize things

That's why it's apart of my weekly schedule, and should be a part of yours too!

Tune in later for more health tips from Assail!

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Mother. Fucking. Paper. Cuts.

[tiam]

Adjutant Stormy~, on 23 March 2013 - 05:12 AM, said:

Mother. Fucking. Paper. Cuts.

Bitch please I manage a card shop

Try being covered in papercuts on a daily basis then walking around covered in glitter from the vicious cards that cut you. Honestly I leave work looking like ive been raving in the 90's

I mean Im a lumberjack....

[Gnaw]

Jean-Claude Van tiam, on 23 March 2013 - 07:22 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy~, on 23 March 2013 - 05:12 AM, said:

Mother. Fucking. Paper. Cuts.

Bitch please I manage a card shop

Try being covered in papercuts on a daily basis then walking around covered in glitter from the vicious cards that cut you. Honestly I leave work looking like ive been raving in the 90's

I mean Im a lumberjack....

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A LUMBERJACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around... In bars?
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies? and a ... a Bra?
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
CHORUS
All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy...

[tiam]

In other news I find myself using this phrase too much even when discussing things in work and on the book forums

http://25.media.tumb...awr0wo1_500.png

[worry]

Wait. Is that good or bad?

[tiam]

Youd be the one to ask as ive used it loads when weve been talking about the timeline

[Hinter]

England being unable to beat New Zealand at a game where we are so obviously superior.

[King Lear]

Hinter, on 24 March 2013 - 02:56 AM, said:

England being unable to beat New Zealand at a game where we are so obviously superior.

I have no idea what this game is but I shall be smug about it regardless.

[Silencer]

King Lear, on 24 March 2013 - 03:16 AM, said:

Hinter, on 24 March 2013 - 02:56 AM, said:

England being unable to beat New Zealand at a game where we are so obviously superior.

I have no idea what this game is but I shall be smug about it regardless.

It's a bit cruel, considering this sport must be about the only thing they're "superior" to us in, but I'm gonna have to echo this sentiment.

[Hinter]

Silencer, on 24 March 2013 - 03:37 AM, said:

King Lear, on 24 March 2013 - 03:16 AM, said:

Hinter, on 24 March 2013 - 02:56 AM, said:

England being unable to beat New Zealand at a game where we are so obviously superior.

I have no idea what this game is but I shall be smug about it regardless.

It's a bit cruel, considering this sport must be about the only thing they're "superior" to us in, but I'm gonna have to echo this sentiment.

Cricket FFS! Not gonna moan about yr cheating All Blacks when our new overlord is a Kiwi am I?

And now the umpires are cheating us from well deserved NZ wickets. Grrr.

[Hinter]

For the barbarians in the world, England are playing New Zealand in a test match right now. Test match CRICKET that is.

[King Lear]

New overlord?

How do you watch cricket? I fall asleep

[Hinter]

King Lear, on 24 March 2013 - 03:45 AM, said:

New overlord?

How do you watch cricket? I fall asleep

Fall asleep? In a game God bequeathed to the Empire?

...news coming in...

Woot!, may have to transfer this to the making me happy thread, our bowlers are rifling through the NZ batsmen.

[King Lear]

It's a very slow and very long game...

[Assail]

Blue balls.

[Hinter]

King Lear, on 24 March 2013 - 04:02 AM, said:

It's a very slow and very long game...

And if it ain't slow and long you ain't doing it right.

[King Lear]

Hinter, on 24 March 2013 - 04:16 AM, said:

King Lear, on 24 March 2013 - 04:02 AM, said:

It's a very slow and very long game...

And if it ain't slow and long you ain't doing it right.