What's messing with your groove?

#9841 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 04:50 AM

I can't un-love a girl who acts like she wants nothing to do with me anymore. Merry F'ing Christmas...

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#9842 Puck

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 11:48 AM

F*ck work. As if it's not enough that they make me work whenever they damn like and I keep missing lectures at uni, nooo, why should they f*cking pay me in time? My pay's almost a week overdue? Who cares? I'm a student, it's not like I'd ever want to eat something other than spaghetti for christmas dinner, right?

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#9843 Binder of Demons

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 12:00 PM

My father has been getting chemotherapy for the past 2 years and seemed to be doing well. And yet in the past 2 weeks he seems to have gotten worse despite nothing showing up in any scans.
My mother has just gone in to collect him from the hospital (again). So much for the holiday season.

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#9844 JLV

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:32 AM

What happened to the MLP hilarity

#9845 Obdigore

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:40 AM

JLV, on 25 December 2011 - 12:32 AM, said:

What happened to the MLP hilarity

Take it up with the Mods.

I apparently missed a lot of bad posts in the thread for it to be bad enough to be removed.

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#9846 Illuyankas

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 12:43 AM

Seriously, what's the world coming to when a person can't complain about the adult man they were laughing at for his excessive fondness of a cartoon about magical ponies aimed at eight year old girls reacting to the mockery in a mature and responsible manner by throwing a hissy fit and chainspamming all ten of his daily neg reps on their posts?

Also you never did change those names Rodeo, I'm disappointed.

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#9847 JLV

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 01:04 AM

I trust our modgods, but I am saddened by the lack of masturbatory pony bashing.

Did i phrase that wrong?

#9848 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 11:13 AM

Girlfriend's lack of memory is one quarter cute and three-quarters exasperating.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#9849 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 02:21 PM

Ain, on 25 December 2011 - 11:13 AM, said:

Girlfriend's lack of memory is one quarter cute and three-quarters exasperating.

Enjoy it while it lasts, because when she brings up shit you said 2 years ago in an argument you'll wish you were at this point again.

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#9850 tiam

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 07:02 PM

Sombra, on 25 December 2011 - 02:21 PM, said:

Ain, on 25 December 2011 - 11:13 AM, said:

Girlfriend's lack of memory is one quarter cute and three-quarters exasperating.

Enjoy it while it lasts, because when she brings up shit you said 2 years ago in an argument you'll wish you were at this point again.

A wise man of the game right here

#9851 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 07:50 PM

I'd argue that she doesn't have a lack of memory simply a selective memory.
It forgets what you consider important and how much of an awesome guy you are, but it remembers all the little things you did wrong for the rest of eternity.

Get her one of those memory aide apps for her phone or something.
If she doesn't use her phone for that to work, then buy a fine tipped marker and use her arm as a memo pad.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#9852 bubba

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Posted 25 December 2011 - 10:27 PM

Darkwatch, on 25 December 2011 - 07:50 PM, said:

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#9853 Darkwatch

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 02:58 AM

Currently my mood is messed by massive boredom.
I think I'll go out for another walk.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#9854 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 08:38 AM

Broke up with my girlfriend.

It hurts.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#9855 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 08:41 AM

That sucks.

But, you'll live. And, be better with the next for it.

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#9856 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 08:54 AM

I just bought the first 3 books of the Kinden series (Tchaikovsky's) despite not really liking the first.... because I'd like how they'll look in my bookcase and because I have nothing better to read.

I hope I don't hate this decisions. I fear I will. Evidently the second is awful. I must comfort myself with the pretty pictures.

#9857 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:18 AM

Being really goddamned sorry.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#9858 QuickTidal

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 05:12 PM

Bought my gf THE LEGEND Of ZELDA: THE SKYWARD SWORD for her wii and didn't get the Wii Motion Plus controller it REQUIRES!

Fuck, I'm stupid!

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#9859 tiam

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 07:46 PM

Ain, on 26 December 2011 - 08:38 AM, said:

Broke up with my girlfriend.

It hurts.

Chin up. Seems a big deal now. 6 months from now youll feel much better. A year from now and youll laugh at how bad you felt 6 months before and wont even be able to imagine how you felt when it actually happened.

The first big ones always the worst to bounce back from but youll be fine

The plan shoud be AIJ

put on blazer
leave the house
??????
profit

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#9860 MTS

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:26 PM

MTS, on 23 December 2011 - 11:46 PM, said:

Packed last night and have gone over my packing list 3 times this morning but still feel like I'm forgetting something.

Yep, forgot my passport and tickets.

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