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I was still drunk when I showed up for my first day of work last year- had been partying at 4AM that morning. Due in the office by 7...
But don't it wasn't worth it.
My organic chem professor just noticed that I'm intarwebbing while he's lecturing...
What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 12:18 AM
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 06:40 PM
It seems like today some Higher Power with baaaad sense of humour decided to severe all ties between my tongue and brain. 
I spent the day like in a weird movie, being both main protagonist and the audience, watching and LISTENING to myself, thinking: "Did she just say that? WHY did she say that? WTF? Somedy please strangle this idiot..." If a police officer stopped me on the street today to ask what time it was, my answer would probably have been something like: "It's 5 pm, sir, but I have a perfectly plausible explanation how my fingerprints got onto that katana, and no, I did not know the victim."
WTF?!? What the hell is wrong with me?!?
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab a shovel, dig a hole 10m deep and bury myself and my embarrasment in it...
I spent the day like in a weird movie, being both main protagonist and the audience, watching and LISTENING to myself, thinking: "Did she just say that? WHY did she say that? WTF? Somedy please strangle this idiot..." If a police officer stopped me on the street today to ask what time it was, my answer would probably have been something like: "It's 5 pm, sir, but I have a perfectly plausible explanation how my fingerprints got onto that katana, and no, I did not know the victim."
WTF?!? What the hell is wrong with me?!?
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab a shovel, dig a hole 10m deep and bury myself and my embarrasment in it...
This post has been edited by Dag: 11 March 2009 - 06:41 PM
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:17 AM
Dag, on Mar 12 2009, 03:40 AM, said:
If a police officer stopped me on the street today to ask what time it was, my answer would probably have been something like: "It's 5 pm, sir, but I have a perfectly plausible explanation how my fingerprints got onto that katana, and no, I did not know the victim."
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab a shovel, dig a hole 10m deep and bury myself and my embarrasment in it...
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna grab a shovel, dig a hole 10m deep and bury myself and my embarrasment in it...
Uh, next to the victim ... ? Ewwwww!
Cheers,
La Sombra, doesn't want to end up feeding Dag's flowers
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:50 AM
Coles I was in the EXPRESS line for HALF AN HOUR. I am seething with hate and rage.... this must be what it feels like to be Illy... it is scary
I was in the EXPRESS line for HALF AN HOUR. I am seething with hate and rage.... this must be what it feels like to be Illy... it is scary
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 10:20 AM
I'm just so tired....Blrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk.
Suck it Errant!
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:27 AM
I sympathise...I've had about 5 hours sleep on top of being sleep deprived for the last week or so, and I've spent this morning curled up with a banging headache, vomiting, and trying to go back to sleep. And, evidently, failing. I didnt even drink much, I swear. I think it was just the stupid, stupid mixing of multiple spirits and beer.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 06:41 PM
I was out today, doing some food shopping, when I noticed that things like this abomination had popped up all over my neighbourhood:
I know I shouldn't take it personally, but I'm feeling more than a bit paranoid now...
I know I shouldn't take it personally, but I'm feeling more than a bit paranoid now...
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 15 March 2009 - 06:44 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 07:26 PM
They're a far-right political party over here. Pretty much on the fringes, but with the current economic climate they've started throwing their weight about. Their normal stamping grounds are out in the sticks amongst the pinheads, but it would appear they're moving into the cities now. Which, from my own personal standpoint, is a bit unfortunate. And somewhat nervewracking. As where they go, their randomly violent co-conspiritors go too. And I've more than enough things to worry about at the moment without the prospect of some random knuckle-dragging idiot taking offence at my continuing to breathe the same air as him.
My day could have been better.
My day could have been better.
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 15 March 2009 - 07:30 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 07:38 PM
British National Party, bunch of racist idiots basically.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 07:41 PM
Funny. I was confused for a while there. I was thinking of the danish abbreviation "Brutto National Produkt" (don't know if this an english term aswell). Which sort of made sense in a financial perspective.
Weird, I thought Stone Monkey was from the US.
Weird, I thought Stone Monkey was from the US.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 08:02 PM
No. I'm a UKer. Who has very poor sleep patterns...
I think your abbreviation would translate to GNP over here: "Gross National Product"
The BNP - I really don't like to write that abbreviation - and their friends used to hold marches through my neighbourhood, back when I was a kid, prostesting about how all us brown people were eroding the fabric of British society with our foreign ways and strange foods and music, and should be forcably sent back to where we came from before we did irreparable damage to the British Way Of Life (whatever that is). Ironic, really, as I was born here; but irony, and other such subtleties, is something that these people have no space for in their tiny heads. Let's just say I have some very...powerful memories of them and their ilk.
Today was something of an eye-opener for me, that's all.
I think your abbreviation would translate to GNP over here: "Gross National Product"
The BNP - I really don't like to write that abbreviation - and their friends used to hold marches through my neighbourhood, back when I was a kid, prostesting about how all us brown people were eroding the fabric of British society with our foreign ways and strange foods and music, and should be forcably sent back to where we came from before we did irreparable damage to the British Way Of Life (whatever that is). Ironic, really, as I was born here; but irony, and other such subtleties, is something that these people have no space for in their tiny heads. Let's just say I have some very...powerful memories of them and their ilk.
Today was something of an eye-opener for me, that's all.
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 15 March 2009 - 08:07 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:21 PM
Bloody scum bags. Was there a lot of other stuff about? I don't think I have ever spotted any racist graffiti at home but I may not really have an eye for it.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:24 PM
This flu has been lingering for almost a week now - I hate hate hate being sick.
No, I wasn't faking while playing MAFIA - and Nyquil isn't as strong as people pretend. It hasn't done shit for me.
No, I wasn't faking while playing MAFIA - and Nyquil isn't as strong as people pretend. It hasn't done shit for me.
I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 09:52 PM
There are a few of them dotted around my neighbourhood. For obvious reasons my eye does tend to be drawn to these things, but I was very surprised that I hadn't noticed them before as they've probably been around for the past few weeks. Getting complacent, I guess.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 10:18 PM
Stoney old boy, fuck em'
They're a political minority who crawl out of the woodwork whenever somebody needs to be blamed for something that their cro-magnon noodles can't explain with rational thought.
They've been spewing the same shit for years and i'd like to think Britain has progressed enough for these turds to get flushed wherever they pop up.
Stay frosty mate.
They're a political minority who crawl out of the woodwork whenever somebody needs to be blamed for something that their cro-magnon noodles can't explain with rational thought.
They've been spewing the same shit for years and i'd like to think Britain has progressed enough for these turds to get flushed wherever they pop up.
Stay frosty mate.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
