What's messing with your groove?

#6821 Loki

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 04:24 PM

Briar King, on 11 April 2011 - 04:16 PM, said:

Loki, on 11 April 2011 - 06:58 AM, said:

Apparently you can share 'too much' information with telemarketers.....at least that's why I think the same one keeps calling me back to discuss DA2 and not their companies Interent options

This is just amusing....how did you manage to even get a convo started? When an unknown and obv telemarketer calls my house I immead start speaking the limited Japense I know from watching subbed Anime here on my computer. Orrrrrrrrrrr......I pick the phone and make sex moans or just say fuck it and hollar at the top of my lungs in the phone: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit" hang up.

It started with their first call - I answered the phone and I had the volume up rather loud on the tv to drown out my brother's singing/guitar playing. I just happened to talking to the Arishok at the time and the guy introduced himself and then asked if I was playing DA2....then we spoke about how awesome it was for 30 minutes before he asked 'So do you want a new internet provider?' before hanging up. He called back again under the guise of asking if I wanted to consider their new plans but really wanted to know what would happen if he played a particular quest one way or the other.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#6822 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:19 PM

I wonder if the bosses at work would be happy with me if I farted down our radio systems...

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#6823 Puck

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 05:58 PM

The weather. It's messing with my head. I've had enough sunshine and head ache today, damn it! Lances of pain through the eyes are not fun..
Oh, and I've got to work tomorrow. Doing the exact same stuff I did today because the bosses decided to change the content half an hour after I was done with it. Standard procedure, but duh, I was supposed to stay at home tomorrow and do assignments for uni.

On the bright side, the new semestre's starting next week and we've got fun new subjects scheduled.

Also, I was happily reading an artist's biography during my train ride back home, and the train was naturally totally crammed full of people and Puck flips the book's page and everyone can see the detailed painting of a woman's spread legs area. The looks on peoples' faces were hilarious.

This post has been edited by Puck: 11 April 2011 - 06:06 PM

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#6824 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 06:12 PM

Briar King, on 11 April 2011 - 05:53 PM, said:

You should try it for the sheer entertaiment value of that akward silence that follows and the looks and raised eyebrows you know everyone will have.

Yeah I work for the police. If I did that into one of my radios everyone in the division would hear it including the chief inspector and the chief superintendent! As they are short of cash I'm sure that would be a sackable offence right now...

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#6825 Aptorian

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 06:47 PM

How would they know it was you!?

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO THIS!

#6826 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:00 PM

No food in the house.

jump in car.

Battery flat.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU............

meh. Link was dead :(

#6827 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:49 PM

Battle Plaptypus, on 11 April 2011 - 06:47 PM, said:

How would they know it was you!?

I CHALLENGE YOU TO DO THIS!

Because my force number would come up on everyone's radio and the control would have my exact location on mapping... Much as I would love to rise up and say "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" I kind of need the money right now. If they tell me I'm going to be let go in the near future, I will do that though!

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#6828 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 02:32 AM

Ugh, I have to deposit the cash in my pocket into my bank account in order to make my credit card payment...

Looks like another tough month.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6829 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 02:47 AM

@HD: this happened in the Midwest, not washington. Remember I'm from Missouri before I came west. Heroin is also a small town drug like meth, but not quite as widespread. Areas that have a problem with one will often have a problem with the other. It's especially big around the town I grew up in, because it gets smuggled into te country through the nearby military base (fort leonard wood.) it's the heroin capital of te Midwest from what I hear.

As more time passes I am realizing that this is effecting mr emotionally more than I first thought. You never forget your first girlfriend. I also have discovered a bit of guilt. She started fucking up and messing up her life as soon as I broke up with her, on a very real sense starting a long spiral of disfunction that ended 16 years later with her dead.

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#6830 Beezulbubba

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 02:51 AM

^^^ Open up another credit card account and use that (by withdrawing cash against the limit) to pay off the credit on your original card. Then open a line of credit on another card to pay off this balance. Continue this pattern until you are on the streets giving blowjobs for quarters (to pay off your debt on all of these cards). We all win! More mouth love options for us all... WINING!

#6831 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:22 AM

General Pattonhammer, on 12 April 2011 - 02:51 AM, said:

Helpful.

#6832 MTS

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:48 AM

I froze my nuts off this morning when I went to work (not literally you bastards; I know you were thinking it). It's 12 degrees right now. It's the middle of April, dammit, it shouldn't be this cold.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6833 RodeoRanch

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 03:51 AM

MTS, on 12 April 2011 - 03:48 AM, said:

I froze my nuts off this morning when I went to work (not literally you bastards; I know you were thinking it). It's 12 degrees right now. It's the middle of April, dammit, it shouldn't be this cold.

My inner frozen Canadian is laughing hysterically.

#6834 MTS

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:03 AM

My inner warm-blooded human is too cold to hate you right now, Rodeo.

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#6835 Illuyankas

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:06 AM

HATE FIRES UP THE BLOOD

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#6836 Gatekeeper

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 04:18 AM

RodeoRanch, on 12 April 2011 - 03:51 AM, said:

MTS, on 12 April 2011 - 03:48 AM, said:

I froze my nuts off this morning when I went to work (not literally you bastards; I know you were thinking it). It's 12 degrees right now. It's the middle of April, dammit, it shouldn't be this cold.

My inner frozen Canadian is laughing hysterically.

My inner frozen Alaskan slaps you on you're cold shoulder.

HAIL THE MARINES!

#6837 Gothos

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:08 AM

I've noticed that whenever I'm sitting in front of a computer - even at work - my left hand rests firmly on the WASD keys.

Am I this much of a gamer?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#6838 Aptorian

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 07:18 AM

The question Gothos is, where else would they be. It's just the natural order of things.

#6839 Cyphon

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:45 AM

Battle Plaptypus, on 12 April 2011 - 07:18 AM, said:

The question Gothos is, where else would they be. It's just the natural order of things.

QFT

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#6840 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 09:03 AM

I left work early today feeling horribly ill. I had to make the taxi pull up just short of y house, fling the cab voucher work had given me, grab a receipt then throw myself at the park we had pulled up at and throw up everywhere

I felt terribly classy