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#6580 Darkwatch

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:17 PM

Tapper, on 23 March 2011 - 12:01 PM, said:

I bought a smoked mackarel today - and to bring the point home to the ignorant masses, the package says: 'this product contains fish.'
How low can we go before we hit the rock bottom of stupidity?

We hit it 15 years ago. We've been digging deeper ever since.

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#6581 Gothos

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:29 PM

What happened 15 years ago?

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#6582 Darkwatch

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:41 PM

Arbitrary number, but prior or equal to that woman winning her case against McDonald's because her coffee was hot and it didn't say so on the cup.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#6583 Gothos

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:49 PM

ah yeah, that. I always thought that's just an urban legend, though...

#6584 Macros

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 08:02 PM

looking at seven hundred fucking quid for my visas.
I have a lot of other thnigs I need to spend money on

2012
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#6585 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 08:58 PM

Hideously depressed myself looking at property prices within commuting distance to work. One bedroom apartments starting at £200,000 and requiring a 25% deposit despite stupid student debts. Hmmm, maybe I'll be able to get a mortgage for my 50th birthday!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#6586 pathos

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 09:59 PM

Wow managed to fail a test very badly that i was expecting a good 80% going into....

sad face

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#6587 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 06:12 AM

I feel like its Friday. Sadly, it isnt.

Also, my ulcers are not all gone and my pills have almost run out.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#6588 Tsundoku

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 08:32 AM

Ain, on 24 March 2011 - 06:12 AM, said:

I feel like its Friday. Sadly, it isnt.

Weird, I felt the same way and from comments around me so did a lot of other people at work.

Stupid Thursday not being Friday.

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#6589 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 09:41 AM

Work people are crap.... and getting worse. I have meetings with Managers next week to tell them how crap people are getting. UGH

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#6590 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 08:09 AM

Its Thursday of spring break, and I just realized that all of my friends have been operating under the same assumption: That nobody's around, so no social gatherings are happening.

BUT WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

Edit: I suppose it's actually Friday now.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 25 March 2011 - 08:10 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#6591 caladanbrood

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 09:44 AM

Macros, on 23 March 2011 - 08:02 PM, said:

looking at seven hundred fucking quid for my visas.
I have a lot of other thnigs I need to spend money on

Don't forget to budget for bribes too.

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#6592 Macros

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:25 AM

indeed brood, indeed.
On another note, todays problem.
It frightfully difficult to come up wotha solid 30 second spiel about yourself that doesn't sound like absolute codswallop

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#6593 Cyphon

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 11:27 AM

http://forum.malazan...ndpost&p=845472

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#6594 Captain Beardface

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 01:06 PM

It's the last day of class, the final exams and projects have been handed in and the prof is lectuing over new material. WTF

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#6595 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 06:46 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 23 March 2011 - 11:35 AM, said:

E-SLAP.

And 1.5 hours into Bioshock? So you got to the end of the game, and then wiped?

No. I'm not very good at gaming plus I like to explore every single thing, But yeah I was more or less at the end. I had defeated

Spoiler

Then it crashed and wiped...

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#6596 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 10:25 PM

That sucks. To be fair, the final boss battle is actually retardedly easy once you realize one single sneaky trick. Which I will not reveal, since it's really cheap.

#6597 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 11:45 PM

I've got this get-together thing with mates in the city on Sunday but tonight I'm going to be out late...and it's at 12, meaning I'll have to get up quite early. And also, I'll have rehearsals after that at 3:00 so there's a chance I'll feel all woozy and not artistic. Oh dear.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#6598 Darkwatch

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Posted 26 March 2011 - 12:24 AM

Ain, on 25 March 2011 - 11:45 PM, said:

so there's a chance I'll feel all woozy and not artistic. Oh dear.

Feeling woozy is being artistic. At least a post-modern way.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#6599 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 26 March 2011 - 07:45 AM

I'm having this stupid error-fest with the malazan messaging system. IDK what causes it, but last time it delayed my birthday thank you for almost 3 weeks!