[Macros]

I have discovered the torture that is acid indigestion.
Ugh

[Macros]

I have discovered the torture that is acid indigestion.
Ugh

[Tapper]

Not to mention, the terror that is double posting?

[Macros]

Bah!

[Slow Ben]

Friggin zits! Your not supposed to have this problem in your 30's!

[Shadow of Shadowthrone]

Reaper's Gale

[Slow Ben]

You must be in the wrong thread.

[Satan]

Not necessarily. Granted, Toll the Hounds and Dust of Dreams were worse than Reapers Gale, but each to their own, right?

[Slow Ben]

No, they were all awesome and personal opinions will not be tolerated.

[Macros]

RG was, for me, a return to form

[Slow Ben]

Working for my dad at his NAPA store today. A guy comes in, wants a U-Joint. I tell him i have one for $15 and its lifetime guarantee and made in America. I also have one thats $11 and made in China. He wants to save 4 dollars, which is fine. He then proceeds to bitch for 10 minutes about how much more stuff is made in China instead of the US nowadays, and how shittier their stuff is.

What a fucking douchebag. It took all of my considerable willpower not to put my size 15 boot right up his ass.

[Obdigore]

Make that U-Joint a permenant part of him. Drive out here, you can stay in the guest bedroom.

I will say you got here 4 hours ago...

[Gwynn ap Nudd]

I realised I hate my supervisor. He bitches like a little girl about how overworked he is and about how he has to stay late every once in a while. He whines about it several times a day. At this point it is almost a daily occurence that he complains about how overworked he is to the owner. Everyone in the office is overworked right now and the boss knows it. Nobody can make their deadlines. Suck it up for f**k sakes, you don't hear the rest of us bitching about it daily, we are too busy managing damage control with our clients to have the time.

He shows up a minimum of fifteen minutes late everyday (and throws a f**cking tantrum if there is a client meeting that forces him to show up on time or, god forbid, early). He spends a minimum of an hour and a half a day gossiping with whoever will listen. I basically need to tell him to f off, I've got work to do, to actually get anything done. If he actually worked that hour and a half and showed up on time, maybe he would be able to meet a few deadlines. At least I'm not the one he'll be billing for the time he spent today talking about how he doesn't like the sunroof in his car or whether it was stereotypical that the mini parked outside was driven by a young woman. Fuck.

We've come to the conclusion he must have no friends at all, so he has to try to talk to people at work in order to have somewhere to voice his opinion. He better find some friends soon, or I will be looking for work elsewhere.

The next time he starts to dig into how I spent the last evening (in the hopes that I was playing the same video game he was) I think I'll go off on something about how I sliced my scrotum with my razor before I was supposed to meet my fuck buddy. Or maybe I'll describe a threesome with myself another guy and a woman in graphic detail. The look on his face might be worth it.

"So how did your evening go yesterday?" asks the supervisor.

"Painfull. I got my nads stuck in my razor. Most painful fing thing I've ever felt."

*he turns white and walks away, followed by high fives among the rest of us*

[no_survivors]

Being a drunk and having GERD. Watching the Oilers shit the bed time and time again.

[Silencer]

TV Tropes appears to have removed the search box on the pages in favour of one hidden - HIDDEN behind a drop-box in the side-bar list, which is only a LINK to the search form, which now has CATPCHA protection. WTF? This is ruining my life! D;

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Realised the similarities between prison life and life during exam preparation. I am SUFFOCATING here. Only 9 more days though...

[Grief]

I'm awake.

I haven't been awake this early in ages, and now I can remember why.

[Gothos]

Sleepy as hell. Had trouble sleeping after Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Awesome horror game! Uh, does that mess with my grove or make me happy? Hmm.

[Tiste Simeon]

Gwynn ap Nudd, on 03 November 2010 - 03:19 AM, said:

Supervisor Story

Point him to 4chan. He can moan about anything and voice his opinion on whatever he feels like, he's not wasting your time and the allure will probably keep him in his office all day...

[Tsundoku]

I was unfortunate enough to witness just now the most disgusting, wasteful display of bowling in a 1 day international cricket match that I have ever seen.

Australia made 239. In reply Sri Lanka were 8-107. Yep, that's right 8 wickets down for 107. We were bowling to a fricking number 10 batsman for fucks sake, AND SRI LANKA WON WITH ALMOST 6 OVERS TO SPARE!!!

Mathews and Malinga simply flayed our bowlers to all parts of the ground with ridiculous ease, it was almost like a comedy at times. Someone needs to have a VERY strong word to our bowlers about line and length. It was always too fucking short or too fucking full. That's when it was anywhere near the right line.

This game should go down in history as a salutary lesson in how to lose the unloseable. Wresting defeat from the jaws of victory.

Not good enough.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 03 November 2010 - 11:14 AM