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What's messing with your groove?

#5421 User is offline   McLovin 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 04:52 PM

Somebody threw food waste into my recycling bin, so I had great fun cleaning that out.

Also, I bought new boxers that turned out to be man panties (ie, no fly). Why the fuck do they even make men's underwear without a fly???

Also, the Texas Rangers suck. And I won't even get into the Dallas Cowboys.
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#5422 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:03 PM

View PostAptorian, on 01 November 2010 - 03:30 PM, said:

View PostBrynjar, on 01 November 2010 - 11:26 AM, said:

No beard. At all. It's all gone. The magic. It's gone. AND IT'S FUCKING COLD!


I was so tired this morning that when I was going to trim my head before my shower, I began trimming my beard in stead. I managed to scoop a smal chunk of beard away before I realised what the hell I was doing. Luckily it wasn't that bad. Had to give the whole beard a small trim, but it will heal. Nobody seemed to notice in class today.


a real man would rock the uneven beard...

i have a similar tale, i went to trim my beard with a number one guard, except there was no guard... and I didnt notice till i put a electric trimmer sized wound into my glorious mane.

I refused to trim the whole beard though... and I looked like a jack ass for a week or so ...

thats how you do it Apt... Like a Boss!
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#5423 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:09 PM

I wish I could grow a beard...:(
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 05:39 PM

I have been suffering through the worst hangover of my life for the last 30 hours.

It is so bad that I wish I was in a medical coma.
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#5425 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 06:03 PM

View Postamphibian, on 01 November 2010 - 05:39 PM, said:

I have been suffering through the worst hangover of my life for the last 30 hours.

It is so bad that I wish I was in a medical coma.



alcohol poisoning huh?

sorry to hear that



also yes Texas sports (Rangers, Cowboys and even UT are at an all time low)
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:06 PM

View PostStudlock, on 01 November 2010 - 01:10 PM, said:

English essay, the worst kind, due in five hours, I leave in one and I didn`t even get drunk this weekend, the one weekend in the whole year where I can dress up like a stormtrooper and just fuck around. Univeristy is offically hard, and I think I am hitting that first year wall of "it's time to take your soul". Haaa

Edit. I should also point out that wasting time on the Malazan forums is helping my cause.

it's called burnout. we've all been through it.
best way pof dealing is to set really smal goals and focus on achieving them one by one. takes a hell of a lot of willpower, but it's doable.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:39 PM

Halloween is over.
the hangover does hurt
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 07:57 PM

Had to babysit all weekend...no Halloween for me :(
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 08:33 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 01 November 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

You have my sympathy Bryn... *holds minutes silence for the beard*

EDIT Oh yeah and whats messing with my groove is that my girlfriend was meant to be coming to see me next weekend but due to various things, both on my side and on hers, it just isn't possible any more. By eck I miss her boobs!


Fixed that for you, no charge. :(
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:12 PM

I may have failed a test, for the first time in my life, because my trig teacher doesn't TEACH.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 09:21 PM

My room mate's trying to glue his shoes to fix them, but never thought about leaving anything open to air the place out. I'm now feeling sick from the damn stuff and i've only been here about 5-10 min.
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Posted 01 November 2010 - 10:38 PM

Roommate wake&bake. Nothing worse than second-hand high at 9AM...
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 01 November 2010 - 11:20 PM

I missed band practise...
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 12:21 AM

Crap - I realized there's an additional scene in the ending of FFIX if you manage to synth the Save The Queen.

NOW I HAVE TO PLAY AND GO GET IT.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 01:33 AM

Just upgraded to HD satellite, and the channel I was most looking forward to getting (HDnet) is getting dropped from Bell...... I'm pissed.
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 03:55 AM

View PostBonesaw85, on 02 November 2010 - 01:33 AM, said:

Just upgraded to HD satellite, and the channel I was most looking forward to getting (HDnet) is getting dropped from Bell...... I'm pissed.

Time Warner doesn't get it up here in my area. I've been missing out on so much MMA and documentaries.

Why can't Cuban actually get along with other human beings? How did he become a billionaire in the first place with this inability to make deals?
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#5437 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 08:58 AM

being the creepy stalker great internet detective that I am, having nothing but a first name I have now found a photo of the youngling mentioned earlier. I feel like a dirty old man.

This post has been edited by Gothos: 02 November 2010 - 09:02 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 09:08 AM

View PostGothos, on 02 November 2010 - 08:58 AM, said:

I can share if you PM me

Don't say that.
I'll now PM you before the end of the day and then go on a guild trip for being a nosy bastard who wants to check out 17 year old polish girls.
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#5439 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 02 November 2010 - 09:23 AM

Curse you for beating my editing that part out :(
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 02 November 2010 - 09:28 AM

View PostGothos, on 02 November 2010 - 09:23 AM, said:

Curse you for beating my editing that part out :(

My pleasure :D.

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