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What's messing with your groove?

#539 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:42 AM

beru, on Jan 30 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

read to long?... i sumtimes sit for hours not talking to enyone just reading... and i used a year (its true) before i got myself some new friends on a school were i dident have eny friends to start with... beat that AIJ

Well...now I feel only despair for you.

I forgot to excercise today and I'm gonna pay for it.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#540 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 01:03 PM

I is sunburnt, like really really burnt, bright red and glowing burnt

<------ that kind of colour. i now feel really warm and tingly.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#541 frookenhauer

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:06 PM

Is it all on one side...like two face?

souls are for wimps

#542 Wry

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 04:37 PM

I am now unemployed!

So now i spend my time either sitting at home watching my savings dwindle away, willing myself not to spend any money, or going to interviews for jobs that pay so little i can't afford them or i'm so under qualified i can't do them.

Plus the place is a fucking mess and i can't summon the will to clean it

EDIT: Picturing Asbergers as some form of super hemorhroids did make me smile... and wince in sympathy for Beru!

This post has been edited by Wry: 31 January 2009 - 04:38 PM

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#543 beru

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 10:12 PM

the big poblem about the talking in the class is that the teacher is a realy bad one... the worst since i lft primary school... (wich was a hell due to my theacher that had worked on the school for like 40 years and was after my for beeing "lazy"(i got my dignosis in 10th grade probably due to my brothers)) she (meaning my german teacher) ask us to sing german child songs in class... not the best way to get the respect needed to keep a class silent...

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#544 Mentalist

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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:57 PM

arg
i think there's some pinched nerve in my neck or something of the like
can't move my neck without it hurting

at first I thought it was just some minor thing because I slept funny or somehting.
but it's evening now and it hasn't gone away.
this is highly annoying.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#545 Slum

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 12:20 AM

My new internet is not as good as my old internet. Same company, different download cap.

I used to be able to download at a cool 1.1 MB/sec. I could get my movies in 10-20 minutes depending on file size.

Now, the bastards wanna cap me at 565 kB/sec...half the speed!!!!!!

I could murder these grubby time warner fat cats who want to raise prices for distributing a service that is LESS THAN what they were providing before....

Don't make me pay the extra for Turbo RR, Time Warner, you thieving bastards!

#546 Dr Trouble

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 01:22 AM

I was trimming my pubes and and accidentally trimmed some of my ball sack. IT WONT STOP BLEEDING!

#547 teholbeddict

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 01:41 AM

You Wat?

Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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#548 Sir Thursday

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:13 AM

I've run out of episodes of Dead Like Me to watch

.

Sir Thursday

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#549 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:32 AM

Trouble, on Feb 1 2009, 01:22 AM, said:

I was trimming my pubes and and accidentally trimmed some of my ball sack. IT WONT STOP BLEEDING!

WAT?!?

souls are for wimps

#550 Dr Trouble

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 02:37 AM

I cut a sliver of skin off my balls ... Like no ones done it before ... >_>

It hurts and is still bleeding. I wonder if I should have someone look at it. That would be really embarrassing.

#551 Stalker

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 06:54 AM

It would be embarassing, but it would be worse if it somehow got infected...

sorry, I shouldn't have gone there.

#552 Dr Trouble

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:22 AM

I doubt it would get infected ...

Why would you even put that in my mind?!

#553 Mentalist

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:29 AM

put a band-aid on it...

mentalist, certified First Aid.....

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#554 teholbeddict

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:31 AM

Ahem as I don't have balls I can't say I've ever cut a sliver off of them! I do know though that it is a very vascular area, that's probably the reason behind the continued bleeding! Just keep it clean and you should avoid infection. Ok and that's as helpful as tehol is getting for the night!

#555 Mentalist

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:35 AM

well, if you wanna get technical...

treatment for bleeding consists of:

resting the affected area

elevating the affected area to prevent further blood flow

applying direct pressure to stem the bleeding

if the bleeding persists for over 30 mins, you should call EMS (Emergency Medical services)

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#556 teholbeddict

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Posted 01 February 2009 - 07:38 AM

Thank you for that advice Ment I'm sure it will be very helpful for Trouble!

I for one though do not want to get any more technical about this whole ball sack slicing incident! He's on his own from here on out as far as I'm concerened!