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What's messing with your groove?

#5241 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 09:19 PM

Russel Brand is not remotely funny.
The housemates seem to disagree
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#5242 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:29 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

MY ATTRACTIVE AND AWESOME WORK COLLEAGUE WITH THE EIGHT GRAND BOOBS WAS FLIRTING WITH ME AND I WAS TOO DRUNK AND TIRED TO NOTICE AT THE TIME

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#5243 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:31 AM

8 Boobs??? How does that work?

Was she also drunk?
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 02:32 AM

EIGHT GRAND, AS IN HER BOOBS WERE WORTH EIGHT GRAND

ALSO YES
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 04:03 AM

pics or it didn't happen
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#5246 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 05:39 AM

Oh, I didn't see the grand :killingme:

Natural is so much better *grump*

just get her drunk again and let the good times roll :)
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:28 AM

pics or it didn't happen. I like this idea. Well?
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:41 AM

Bewbs? Pics nao.

"changes personality"

Ahh, that's better.

Groove? Well, I've found out where we are taking our next holiday. The same bloody place. We go. Every time.

(Not ungrateful, just tired of it)
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:49 AM

View PostAin, on 14 October 2010 - 09:41 AM, said:

Bewbs? Pics nao.

"changes personality"

Ahh, that's better.

Groove? Well, I've found out where we are taking our next holiday. The same bloody place. We go. Every time.

(Not ungrateful, just tired of it)


Collingwood again? I can understand the desire to instead prefer somewhere with washing facilities, plus people who have teeth, and different surnames ... :killingme:
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 10:10 AM

View PostSombra, on 14 October 2010 - 09:49 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 14 October 2010 - 09:41 AM, said:

Bewbs? Pics nao.

"changes personality"

Ahh, that's better.

Groove? Well, I've found out where we are taking our next holiday. The same bloody place. We go. Every time.

(Not ungrateful, just tired of it)


Collingwood again? I can understand the desire to instead prefer somewhere with washing facilities, plus people who have teeth, and different surnames ... :killingme:


Ah ha. Ha ha ha. Hee hee ha. Heh. He he hah hee. Ha ha ho hee. Hah.

Mirth.
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#5251 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 10:48 AM

There shall be no pics of my boobs.... you must meet them in person :)

I left my mobile charged at work... now it is dead :killingme:
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#5252 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 12:50 PM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 14 October 2010 - 10:48 AM, said:

There shall be no pics of my boobs.... you must meet them in person :)


I believe "motorboating" can be considered a greeting. :killingme:

This post has been edited by Sombra: 14 October 2010 - 12:51 PM

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 05:04 PM

View PostSombra, on 14 October 2010 - 12:50 PM, said:

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 14 October 2010 - 10:48 AM, said:

There shall be no pics of my boobs.... you must meet them in person :)


I believe "motorboating" can be considered a greeting. :)

Man I love Australian culture! :) Centz, if you come to the UK I look forward to erm... "meeting" you! :killingme:
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 07:59 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 14 October 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

View PostSombra, on 14 October 2010 - 12:50 PM, said:

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 14 October 2010 - 10:48 AM, said:

There shall be no pics of my boobs.... you must meet them in person :)


I believe "motorboating" can be considered a greeting. :)

Man I love Australian culture! :) Centz, if you come to the UK I look forward to erm... "meeting" you! :killingme:


Tiste, it has to be "greeting" not "meeting". "Meeting" is completely different.
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#5255 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:02 PM

No Sombra... BAD SOMBRA! :killingme:

I quite like it when people TALK TO MY FACE :)

Tiste - I'm in Cardiff from 17-19 Nov and then London and then more Northern England if you are free around then :)

This post has been edited by Centzon Totochtin: 14 October 2010 - 08:03 PM

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Posted 14 October 2010 - 08:47 PM

I now know cute blonde bartender's name. I also met her boyfriend, who is a graphical designer and has looks any woman would worship, and who is a nice guy too - paid a massive amount of my tab :killingme:
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:00 PM

getting drink paid fopr messes with your groove?
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 09:02 PM

There is no "I'm feeling meh" thread. :killingme:
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 11:01 PM

We should start an 'meh' thread.

Messing with my groove: Lack of a 'meh' thread. And the heat. Mostly the heat.
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 04:29 AM

View PostCentzon Totochtin, on 14 October 2010 - 08:02 PM, said:

No Sombra... BAD SOMBRA! :killingme:

I quite like it when people TALK TO MY FACE :)


So wear a skivvy. :)

I always talk to your face. But as you well know, gravity can bend even light - so it just LOOKS like I'm talking to your boobz. :)
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