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What's messing with your groove?

#4741 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 11:21 AM

 Gothos, on 13 July 2010 - 08:35 AM, said:

THE GORRAM HEAT WAVE!
35 degrees yesterday, and it's on the rise, supposed to last until the weekend. Bloody hell, this is just too fucking hot. We get harsh winters already, be off with the ridiculous summers.


Come live down here. It's Arctic.
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#4742 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 06:03 PM

I WILL get up and go to the gym... I definitely WILL get up and go to the gym... not going to spend any more time dossing around on the intern- hey someone poked me on Facebook!
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#4743 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 07:22 PM

I have to do my ironing. Hates being a grown up we do :)
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:10 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 13 July 2010 - 06:03 PM, said:

I WILL get up and go to the gym... I definitely WILL get up and go to the gym... not going to spend any more time dossing around on the intern- hey someone poked me on Facebook!


Start off with only training anaerobically. Aerobic training may be what most people need the most, but it's still shit. Hold off with that kind of exercise until you've sorted out a work out routine for your daily life. That's what works for me, anyway.

My groove is messed with by procrastination, yet again! Or rather, still! It's been well over a week now since I've written a single word. This is going from bad to ridiculous, fast.
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#4745 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:55 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 13 July 2010 - 06:03 PM, said:

I WILL get up and go to the gym... I definitely WILL get up and go to the gym... not going to spend any more time dossing around on the intern- hey someone poked me on Facebook!


I've got gym at home thanks to two flatmates :>
They make it hard on me :)
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

Fucking hangovers.
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#4747 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 09:01 PM

Cleaning the apartment.
Stupidly beleiving that whilst two of us did the bottle run and promised to clean the bathroom the other 2 would do the kitchen and dishes.
In sams defense he did the kitchen and the hovering, that other lazy waste of fucking oxegen did sweet fuck all, so we ended up doing all the dishes too.
god I can't wait until hes fucking fired the insufferable douchebag
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 10:29 PM

10 hours at work today. My boss is leaving 20 minutes before I am supposed to leave, and guess what, he calls me to tell me my rear right tire is flat. Awesome.

Giant shard of glass in it. Guess who apparently doesn't have the correct tool to remove the bolts on his tire, because the one in the trunk under the spare from the dealer does not work? This guy.

I needed a 23mm socket instead of the 21mm they put in there. Guess who had to go get some tools to change it in 95 degree weather sweating his ass off in 'nice' clothes? this guy.

Guess which tire shops closed at 5:30 (about 10 minutes from when I discovered the tire was flat) around this guy? All of them.

AKDSGASODGWAOREJG.

I get home almost an hour late, and guess who has a line for the elevators because one was down, so he walks up 7 flights of stairs to avoid the morons and their stinky kids and whining dogs? this guy.

Guess who has no cash and the only good pizza deliver place around me's credit card machine is broken... you guessed it.

Guess who can't go to a bar because he will spend the cash he needs to replace the tire and then get a DUI on the way home? this guy.

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Posted 13 July 2010 - 11:00 PM

Fucking metric tools. Give me imperial measurements or death!


In other news, it's 7 C and raining like it'll never end. 7 fucking degrees on July 13th. A few more degrees cooler and it'll snow. Then I'll kill myself from the horror of that!
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#4750 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:12 PM

Today I learned that you shouldn't start a sentence in the board room with "You see, the problem with a drippy tip......." I'll never hear the end of it!
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Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:03 PM

I hate france....I've been here for almost two weeks, the first of which I had terrible allergic reactions to every thing and I spent the whole week sneezing every 30 seconds...and now that the allergy is gone I'm the worst case of the flu I've had in a year...my throat is in a state of immolation...

a little side note...not really messing my groove..

But late last night i downloaded a vid from the net that had the mysterious name of athfcmfft...now i only saw a part of it before i dosed off..but what i saw was Abe lincole driving a VW buggy with a milkshake can and what i can only describe as a lump of brown crap...now I havent dared to continue it today for fear of my sanity...anyone care to elaborate on this and if its safe for the sane of mind or not?? any info would really be appreciated Posted Image
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These are the pale deaths which
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All this I cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 01:16 AM

It is furicking HOT!

Like a heat index of 115 this afternoon.

Seriously weather, whats up with that?
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:46 AM

Trying to get in touch with my coach telling him I can't play tommorow but still no response. If he doesn't hear about it, then things will go very bad.
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:49 AM

Turning 29. Getting old. So very old.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 09:55 AM

Incredible levels of sheer violent rage.

My Mum is up here staying with me for a week. Got here 2 days ago, leaving next Wednesday. We are so horrifically flat out at work I didn't even take time off, but knew I could devote the whole weekend to spending time with her, as opposed to her seeing me at night for a couple of hours before I collapsed into bed as has been the case the last couple of days.

The Battalion Ball is tomorrow, but I am not going for the very reason above. So to reward me for wanting to spend 2 days with my Mum and not taking time off during the work week due to actually having a work ethic, I have been punished by being put on guard tomorrow as the commander. Guard goes 24 hours, 0700-0700. That has ruined the whole weekend and I have had to take double a strong dose of calmative (Mersyndol) to just get my temper under control. I had this dropped on me last thing at work today, and plenty of other guys didn't even front for the 'please explain' session required for those not going to the ball to attend. Yet I and the guy I work with were the only ones to be honest and front up, yet we are the ones being punished.

I don't care if they fuck me around, but this bullshit - over a glorified AJ pissup - has punished my Mum, and that is just not fucking on. There will be serious repercussions from this, I have lost any desire to do any extra at work, and now no longer wish to go on the next deployment. From now on it's just 'work to rule' for me, fuck them all, the filthy c**ts.

This is what I get for doing my best, and never asking for anything in return for myself.

Disrespect me - whatever. Disrespect my Mum - I will not be held responsible for the consequences.

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:09 PM

2 bad beats and I still clawed my way into the final 2 tables, then into gauranteed position, and was actually sitting pretty again for a final table place.
Things were so rotten I was actually hesitant to make the push with pocket aces when some muppet called all in pre flop, trying to buy the pot.
He had 59 off suit, now normally this would trigger the happy button as hes odds on to get shit on, but noooo, not tonight, the jammy fuck hits his straight on the river.
screw you poker god, I'm turning to Opponn
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#4757 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 11:27 PM

I just watched Dragnet and the thought of Dan Ackroyd and the Virgin Connie Swailes consumating their relationship upsets me greatly. For starters, they virtually have the same hair cut and we all know that is just wrong.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:29 PM

My mom just bought me a pair of those tighly fitting chicka jeans.. in white.. or grey.. but mostly white.. ugh.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 07:06 PM

I have a hot date tonight but I'm so horrifically hungover, I just don't know if I can do it. Damn you beer special at the pub! Damn you.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 07:51 PM

 RodeoRanch, on 17 July 2010 - 07:06 PM, said:

I have a hot date tonight but I'm so horrifically hungover, I just don't know if I can do it. Damn you beer special at the pub! Damn you.


Severe lack of commitment, young man! We're all disappointed in you. Hair of the dog. No pain, no gain. You go out there and do it for malazanempire.com or you won't be welcome back.
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