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What's messing with your groove?

#4621 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 11:43 PM

Enjoy your temporary beer shelf!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4622 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 11:56 PM

Oh, and thats the best part. Husband and I are quitting drinking for that same time.

Drinking in the house anyway. I still have my secret hiding bunker out back which shall become a boozer's refuge. Just as soon as I can find someone to carry a couch out there. And build it.
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#4623 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 12:24 AM

I hurt my back. Something I did at work has aggravated it most achingly so. I'm a grumpy sumbitch today.
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#4624 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 06:31 AM

I did something like that Friday. I lifted a box sideways while straightening up and my side feels like I accidentally stabbed myself in the back.

I've been spending the weekend lying on my back trying to move as little as possible. Luckily I have the internet and my brand new PS3 to keep me entertained.
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#4625 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 06:39 AM

A Dane fighter looked very very good in the world of Mixed Martials Arts as well tonight

who would have thought yall can woop ass with the best of them (Martin Kampmann) is who i am talking about.... and no you cannot make fun of my improper use of slashy things
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
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#4626 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 09:31 AM

Just got news that my step brother got hit by a car last night and was taken to the hospital with some head injuries.

Apparently he was staying at a friends apartement but had left it during the after noon without leaving a word and no-one could reach him during the day.

The problem is he's also a schizophrenic, so if he'd gone of off his meds or he's had some kind of episode, this is all kinds of fucked up.

Going in to visit him later today. My parents are down south and have trouble finding transportation to get up here before Monday, so I've promised my stepmom to go check up on him.
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#4627 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 12:46 PM

Fingers crossed Apt.
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#4628 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 01:45 PM

Ah, apparently he's not any worse for ware than that he can be signed out. He's even getting a ride home it seems.

My stepmom just breathed a sigh of relief.
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#4629 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 07:24 PM

5 guys and they're all asleep by half-time. Now I gotta watch the second half by myself. Bunch o' soft cocks...*grumble grumble*

Although the Australia vs. Germany game has been a disappointment so far. We're getting dominated.

This post has been edited by MTS: 13 June 2010 - 07:25 PM

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#4630 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 07:46 PM

Sorry to hear Apt. Hope he's ok.
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#4631 User is offline   Harvester 

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 09:58 PM

I hope he'll be fine, Apt.


View PostMTS, on 13 June 2010 - 07:24 PM, said:

Although the Australia vs. Germany game has been a disappointment so far. We're getting dominated.


At least you don't have to suffer from ear injuries due to excessive vuvuzela ... trumpeting!? Seriously, I cannot even describe how awful these things sound... it could very well be the most horrid sound I have ever heard... gaghh and they're everywhere.
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#4632 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 06:13 AM

My Xbox 360 has the fucking Open Tray error and I am angrified.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#4633 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 06:35 AM

Stupid World Cup soccerring stupid. :p
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#4634 User is offline   Dag 

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 06:50 AM

As if those 2 annoying lines on my display that won't go away weren't enough - my computer now refuses to burn anything on DVD/CD. :p I guess I will soon be forced to empty my poor piggy bank again...
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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#4635 User is offline   StormHelm 

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 05:19 AM

Stupid idiot rear ended me and drove off! Chased him and got the plate/make of car before I lost him. Though the cops and insurance can't find his details! Grrrr. To top it off I have a touch of whiplash. Only good thing was I think I did more damage to his car. Yay Volvo!
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#4636 User is offline   Aristai 

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 07:04 AM

Only a few days to do seemingly hundreds of lessons plans. Bah, thats what I get for dicking around the last few months.
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#4637 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 11:41 PM

CD/DVD drive in my computer has become a CD/Don't-Fucking-Do-Anything drive.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#4638 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 01:16 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 18 June 2010 - 11:41 PM, said:

CD/DVD drive in my computer has become a CD/Don't-Fucking-Do-Anything drive.


well at least you can keep a CD safe in there...

You have to look at the drive half full....
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#4639 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 01:16 PM

Tidying and cleaning the house, packing stuff into boxes, and no motivation. Moving house SUCKS! Oh and I currently have nowhere to live at the end of this month...
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#4640 User is online   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 June 2010 - 01:42 PM

Freaking tenant calls and wakes me up this morning at 7AM to let me know that last night when it rained a little water splashed in under her air conditioner.

I keep waiting for her to call and say she needs help wiping her ass too.

Some people.
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