What's messing with your groove?

#3421 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:19 PM

You could cover yourself in glue and roll in some glitter first.....

Anyway, unfortunately my intellectual attacker was a woman! She copied my haircut a while back, she clearly secretly wants to be me.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3422 Jusentantaka

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:28 PM

Well then its easy. All you have to do is make fun of her shoes.

Why isn't it friday :whistle:

#3423 MTS

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:43 PM

Anomander, on 09 February 2010 - 03:08 PM, said:

MTS, on 09 February 2010 - 01:06 AM, said:

My Facebook is still the same, oddly enough.

They'll get to you soon, don't worry.

They did! Assholes. 'New and simplified'? What was so confounding about the old one?

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#3424 Darkwatch

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 02:51 AM

Hahahahaha.
Suckers.

The Pub is Always Open

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3425 Illuyankas

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 02:58 AM

Facebook is an easy and free way to organise boozeups. I have no regrets.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3426 MTS

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 03:11 AM

Illuyankas, on 10 February 2010 - 02:58 AM, said:

Facebook is an easy and free way to organise boozeups. I have no regrets.

This a thousand times this.

Although I wish I could disembowel every person who plays Farmville or Mafia Wars. That pisses me off.

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#3427 Hinter

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 03:18 AM

MTS, on 10 February 2010 - 03:11 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 10 February 2010 - 02:58 AM, said:

Facebook is an easy and free way to organise boozeups. I have no regrets.

This a thousand times this.

Although I wish I could disembowel every person who plays Farmville or Mafia Wars. That pisses me off.

I agree wholeheartedly. I visit facebook occasionally and my inbox/wall/whatever you call it is full of requests for this. Balls, I say.

As for what's getting on my groove?

I'm the sous chef in a pub. The landlord was away today, which is just as well because four armed coppers turned up to arrest him. I'm now kind of worried about my future in the catering industry!

#3428 MTS

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 03:50 AM

Was going to hire some jetskis today, but then I found out the cost. $150 for an hour? Sigh.

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#3429 Hinter

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 04:16 AM

MTS, on 10 February 2010 - 03:50 AM, said:

Was going to hire some jetskis today, but then I found out the cost. $150 for an hour? Sigh.

I was raided by armed policemen and you are worried about a jetski??!! Sheesh!!!!!!

#3430 Darkwatch

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 04:23 AM

Don't pretend you didn't enjoy the handcuffs or the batons you filthy bastard you.

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#3431 Hinter

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 05:06 AM

Now that you mention it...

#3432 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 06:24 AM

When I woke up today, I thought it was Friday... when I realised it was Wednesday, it made me sad

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3433 caladanbrood

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 11:42 AM

Hinter, on 10 February 2010 - 03:18 AM, said:

MTS, on 10 February 2010 - 03:11 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 10 February 2010 - 02:58 AM, said:

Facebook is an easy and free way to organise boozeups. I have no regrets.

This a thousand times this.

Although I wish I could disembowel every person who plays Farmville or Mafia Wars. That pisses me off.

I used to work with a chef from Swindon... he was actually a really nice guy, but he was a skinhead, about 9ft tall, built like a shit brickhouse and covered in tattoos, even on his head - at least we thought he was nice until he got arrested for assaulting a policeman with a broken beer bottle after rolling his car all the way across the A419. What's more worrying is that he was stone-cold sober at the time.

Also, I want to drive somewhere to buy some stuff I need to not forget to buy, and the one time I remember this, it's snowing again. I don't like driving in the snow.

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 10 February 2010 - 01:14 PM

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#3434 Darkwatch

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 02:15 PM

I'm guessing snow tires aren't common in England.

RodeoRanch said:

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#3435 rhulad

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 02:57 PM

It is not Friday. Work weeks should only be three days long, or maybe I just hate my job...

#3436 Jusentantaka

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 04:22 PM

There be a bear in my back yard. Ugly ass animal.

#3437 Obdigore

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 04:25 PM

Jusentantaka, on 10 February 2010 - 04:22 PM, said:

There be a bear in my back yard. Ugly ass animal.

Shoot it, make bear jerky, send me some.

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#3438 Jusentantaka

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 04:27 PM

Tempting... I was planning on getting my wifle out from under the floor today and cleaning it. But its snowy and miserable outside, and I don't have any way of taking it somewhere to have it whatevered so I can eat the parts. Cause it is so not getting slung over my baby's roof all bloody and rotting and nasty.

tell you what, I'll shoot it and leave it in the cold to preserve it, you get a truck and drive down here and take it somewhere to be jerkified.

This post has been edited by Jusentantaka: 10 February 2010 - 04:28 PM