What's messing with your groove?

#3381 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 12:26 AM

@Tiste: That really sucks :whistle:

Best wishes to your mate, positive vibes and all that

My right eye being all puffy and hurting for an unknown reason seems kinda silly to complain about in comparison.... but I will anyway...i have no idea why it is all puffy and hurts to blink

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3382 RodeoRanch

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:20 AM

Met up with her. Sweet Cajun Satan, she looked hot. Lower brain advised sexual. But I was strong and resisted the crazy. Told her I didn't think this was going to work. She took it surprisingly well and left smiling and waving at me.

Expect crazy phone call or dead animal to show up on my lawn.

Dammit, she was hot.

#3383 MTS

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:46 AM

Colts.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3384 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:49 AM

MTS, on 08 February 2010 - 03:46 AM, said:

Colts.

ARGH I LOST 55 BUCKS TOO

And I can't decide if this post deserves to be in the Groove thread, or the Happy thread:
Got a text from the girl I was canoodling on Friday, after getting absolutely blackout drunk (I started drinking at 4 that day...).

"I'm sorry about the cuts and bite marks on your feet and ears" which I hope means I was running someplace bearfoot, rather than seeing a foot fetishist.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 08 February 2010 - 07:57 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3385 MTS

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 08:07 AM

Adjutant Stormy, on 08 February 2010 - 07:49 AM, said:

MTS, on 08 February 2010 - 03:46 AM, said:

Colts.

More investigation is required. You must sleep with this woman to figure out what happened.

Or I suppose you could just ask her. But that's boring.

This post has been edited by MTS: 08 February 2010 - 08:07 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3386 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 08:28 AM

MTS, on 08 February 2010 - 08:07 AM, said:

More investigation is required. You must sleep with this woman to figure out what happened.

Or I suppose you could just ask her. But that's boring.

I'm on it!

#3387 chill

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:16 AM

I spent a good deal of this morning riding in a bus, surrounded by a forest's worth of dead bears and weasels, worn by old hags that have no bussiness among the living, much less in a crowded bus on monday morning.

If it was their dog someone skinned, that would be a tremendous crime, but it's okay to decimate a bear population so the old crones don't feel cold.

Goddamit.

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#3388 Aptorian

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:20 AM

Consider the fact that the furs they are wearing are probably older than you are. They cost a lot more than the winter close we wear now a days, but they last longer and they work.

Those old ladies got those furs ages ago, I can't really get myself to be outraged about it. The animal is already dead now, might as well get all the millage out of the furcoat you can.

It's more annoying to see young women in fur coats, they should certainly know better.

#3389 Illuyankas

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 12:50 PM

That reminds me, I have to get that panda fur coat to wear to WWF and PETA rallies sometime.

In other news, I HAD A HAIRCUT AND A SHAVE! I'm practically bald, especially since when I said 'leave the hair two inches long, please' the barber heard 'Chav Cut #2, please'. The first wet shave in seven years was a shock, though. My neck is covered in blood. I posted about this information in this thread because I currently look like an indecisive suicidal chav. This is not a good look.

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#3390 Cougar

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 12:57 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

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#3391 Cougar

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:15 PM

THE PICS - THEY ARE HORRIFIC!

Messing with my groove: replete with Birthdays and victory over the Welsh I drank heavily all weekend and my insides hurt.

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#3392 Darkwatch

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 02:16 PM

chill, on 08 February 2010 - 09:16 AM, said:

Of course it is. Fur coats are renewable. Synthetic fibers require more massive industrial production and are thus more harmful to mother Earth. If you truly cared for the planet you'd also be wearing fur like our ancestors did long ago while they were living in balance with nature.

Besides how many people do you know wear leather belts and shoes?

Aptorian, on 08 February 2010 - 09:20 AM, said:

Indeed, some people in my family have fur coats that are twice as old as I am.

Illuyankas, on 08 February 2010 - 12:50 PM, said:

That reminds me, I have to get that panda fur coat to wear to WWF and PETA rallies sometime.

While eating KFC I hope.

If they throw paint on you I'll bring pigs blood and return their serve.

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RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#3393 Slow Ben

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:18 PM

Just sent an eviciton notice to a single mother. I feel like a dick. Posted Image

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#3394 Cougar

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:29 PM

As long as you feel bad when you are doing it, you aren't a dick. If you enjoyed it, then you'd be a dick.

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#3395 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:16 PM

WTF I had, what, three beers on superbowl sunday, and now I'm feeling hungover?!

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#3396 Dag

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

I just burned a hole in my absolutely favourite shirt. :whistle:

Ironing is apparently not a discipline I excel in...

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

#3397 Cougar

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:31 PM

They have changed fucking Facebook again. God damn, why can they not leave it alone, they haven't my mind ever introduced aything that has made it more useable.

I keep sending messages to the wrong people and posting things in the wrong place.

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#3398 RodeoRanch

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 10:32 PM

I hate marketing assignments with the passions of a thousand burning suns.

And fuck Facebook. Just choose a style and stick with it instead of fucking it up every couple of months.

Argghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

#3399 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 12:16 AM

RodeoRanch, on 08 February 2010 - 10:32 PM, said:

They moved the notification notifier off of the bottom toolbar, so you actually have to be looking at the top of the page to see it. STUPID

#3400 MTS

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 01:06 AM

My Facebook is still the same, oddly enough.

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