[chill]

Saw an old lady get mugged today. The fucker was to far away, so I couldn't do anything about it.
Even worse, he dragged the poor lady through the mud until she let go of her purse.
The only thing I could do was to help her get back on her feet and stay with her to talk with the police. All she had in the purse was some cash and personal documents...
and it's not the first time she got mugged either.
She also complained of pain in her left arm, and she was visibly shocked, and breathing shallow - but it seems the arm was hurt because the shithead yanked it... Still I'm glad the cops took her to the hospital pretty fast.

Goddamit, wish I could've tackled that son of a bitch.

[Tiste Simeon]

That is so frustrating man, hope she ends up fine...

[Adjutant Stormy~]

That sucks, my friend got mugged a while back. It happened less than a block from my apartment, and I actually heard it from my window but didn't know it was him! If I had known what was going on I would have run down to bust some heads. I own an ax for just such a purpose (and to cut wood, but that's more of a side-purpose).

[Centzon Totochtin]

If I stab everyone here, do you tink I might lose my job? I have had such a frustrating day:

first the damned city cat (catamaran that runs along the river here) refused to take on passengers or swap some of the passengers going to riverside to the ferry IMMEDIATELY BEHIND IT (that was terminating at the next stop, so no good for me but fine for the majority of the passengers on the city cat) so I had to wait an extra half hour to get to work and was late. I complained, very loudly and very officially, though I would have been more pissed off if I actually paid for the trip.

then I have some issues at work of the "too many cooks in the ketchen" variety - and I am covering for my direct managers who is sick today so lots of phone calls/people walking up to me and interupting my work

and a jackhammer has been going pretty much constantly all day outside our building

then the toilets in my building have all be closed due to the construction work so I have to walk to another building to use the toilet

then the dean wont sign off on forms which he should be signing and wants a page justification per form

[Darkwatch]

Centzon Totochtin, on 02 February 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

then the dean wont sign off on forms which he should be signing and wants a page justification per form

Staple them all together, then produce on page of justification that is a veiled insult at his bureaucratic mentality.
If he doesn't sign it you've done your part.
The you can call me and I'll come in and cause the dean to get misplaced in a river full of bullsharks.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Centzon Totochtin, on 02 February 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

If I stab everyone here, do you tink I might lose my job? I have had such a frustrating day:

first the damned city cat (catamaran that runs along the river here) refused to take on passengers or swap some of the passengers going to riverside to the ferry IMMEDIATELY BEHIND IT (that was terminating at the next stop, so no good for me but fine for the majority of the passengers on the city cat) so I had to wait an extra half hour to get to work and was late. I complained, very loudly and very officially, though I would have been more pissed off if I actually paid for the trip.

then I have some issues at work of the "too many cooks in the ketchen" variety - and I am covering for my direct managers who is sick today so lots of phone calls/people walking up to me and interupting my work

and a jackhammer has been going pretty much constantly all day outside our building

then the toilets in my building have all be closed due to the construction work so I have to walk to another building to use the toilet

then the dean wont sign off on forms which he should be signing and wants a page justification per form

Sounds like te day from hell....chin up, Mezla!

[Darkwatch]

Ain, on 02 February 2010 - 06:29 AM, said:

Centzon Totochtin, on 02 February 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

If I stab everyone here, do you tink I might lose my job? I have had such a frustrating day:

first the damned city cat (catamaran that runs along the river here) refused to take on passengers or swap some of the passengers going to riverside to the ferry IMMEDIATELY BEHIND IT (that was terminating at the next stop, so no good for me but fine for the majority of the passengers on the city cat) so I had to wait an extra half hour to get to work and was late. I complained, very loudly and very officially, though I would have been more pissed off if I actually paid for the trip.

then I have some issues at work of the "too many cooks in the ketchen" variety - and I am covering for my direct managers who is sick today so lots of phone calls/people walking up to me and interupting my work

and a jackhammer has been going pretty much constantly all day outside our building

then the toilets in my building have all be closed due to the construction work so I have to walk to another building to use the toilet

then the dean wont sign off on forms which he should be signing and wants a page justification per form

Sounds like te day from hell....chin up, Mezla!

Smooth.

[Centzon Totochtin]

Ain, on 02 February 2010 - 06:29 AM, said:

Centzon Totochtin, on 02 February 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

If I stab everyone here, do you tink I might lose my job? I have had such a frustrating day:first the damned city cat (catamaran that runs along the river here) refused to take on passengers or swap some of the passengers going to riverside to the ferry IMMEDIATELY BEHIND IT (that was terminating at the next stop, so no good for me but fine for the majority of the passengers on the city cat) so I had to wait an extra half hour to get to work and was late. I complained, very loudly and very officially, though I would have been more pissed off if I actually paid for the trip.then I have some issues at work of the "too many cooks in the ketchen" variety - and I am covering for my direct managers who is sick today so lots of phone calls/people walking up to me and interupting my workand a jackhammer has been going pretty much constantly all day outside our buildingthen the toilets in my building have all be closed due to the construction work so I have to walk to another building to use the toiletthen the dean wont sign off on forms which he should be signing and wants a page justification per form

Sounds like te day from hell....chin up, Mezla!

*cries*


Thanks DW, shark attacks and such sound awesome

[Darkwatch]

No problem Centz. Hope the rest of the week goes better.

As for myself. Well it's 2am and I have to finish a project for what is now today.
Whoooo!

[masan's saddle]

About an hour ago, I was sitting across the room from the mrs when she asked me pass over her I-Phone, being the lazy twat that I am, I casually tossed the 2 week old, £400, top of the range thing of beauty in her general direction.

I completley failed to see the big mug of tea camoflaged behind her knee.....plop.

I nearly posted in the what's making me happy thread cos' it was a fucking awesome one in a million shot that I would struggle to replicate ever again, however the phone is fucked and so am I.....well not for at least another 3 months anyway.

My ears are still ringing, but the best part is knowing that it doesn't matter how many of her friends and work colleagues she slags me out to, statistically speaking at least 50% will openly commiserate with her whilst secretly wishing they were as cool as me.

[Illuyankas]

Worst case scenario, you can always get another partner but you'll never do that shot again. Be proud.

[RodeoRanch]

Auhhhhhhhgggghhhhhhhhh! Wee crazy chick has phoned me tonight declaring she's happy that our break period is over and we can resume dating.

[HoosierDaddy]

Crazy sneak attack! RUN! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Centzon Totochtin]

Tell her that during your "break period" you have started sleeping with seals and no longer need her services.

[Korbal Broach]

I was thinking you should tell her that the hooker took your heart... you were just getting better service from her

[Darkwatch]

RodeoRanch, on 03 February 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Auhhhhhhhgggghhhhhhhhh! Wee crazy chick has phoned me tonight declaring she's happy that our break period is over and we can resume dating.

Oh man, that made me laugh.

[bubba]

RodeoRanch, on 03 February 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Auhhhhhhhgggghhhhhhhhh! Wee crazy chick has phoned me tonight declaring she's happy that our break period is over and we can resume dating.

I just choked on my popcorn.

[Illuyankas]

RodeoRanch, on 03 February 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Auhhhhhhhgggghhhhhhhhh! Wee crazy chick has phoned me tonight declaring she's happy that our break period is over and we can resume dating.

Wear the most obvious toupee imaginable. Pretend it's your original hair. Deny all claims to the contrary.

[Darkwatch]

She's crazy, she'll only be more aroused.

[Jusentantaka]

RodeoRanch, on 03 February 2010 - 04:04 AM, said:

Auhhhhhhhgggghhhhhhhhh! Wee crazy chick has phoned me tonight declaring she's happy that our break period is over and we can resume dating.

Book an appointment for her at your local psychiatrist's office, tell her you'll meet her at that address for a date. Or, if its one of those perfect relationships where she doesn't know where you live or work, dodge calls for 3 or 4 days and then get a friend to pick up and say that you were killed in a car accident and that the funeral was the day before.