What's messing with your groove?

#3200 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 11:07 PM

Cougar, on 17 January 2010 - 08:37 PM, said:

Whiskey.

Again.

Woah, watch your language... Whisky NEVER messes with groove...

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 12:03 AM

Agreed.

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 12:19 AM

yeah I have to reformatt my hard drive I have decided :pirate:

woo fun for tonight. I don't like resinstalling everything, it is easy, but takes so much time!

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#3203 RodeoRanch

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 12:56 AM

The wee lass I've been seeing and suspected of being nuts broke up with me in a spectacularly crazy way. I'm glad she didn't murder me but dammit, I was having fun with her!

#3204 Tsundoku

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:03 AM

RodeoRanch, on 19 January 2010 - 12:56 AM, said:

The wee lass I've been seeing and suspected of being nuts broke up with me in a spectacularly crazy way. I'm glad she didn't murder me but dammit, I was having fun with her!

OK Counsellor, you opened the door. We need closure on that anecdote. :pirate:

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#3205 RodeoRanch

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:24 AM

Ha, sure. I didn't see her on the weekend due to her work schedule. I was planning on a giving her a call Monday afternoon to see if she wanted to hang out and canoodle. Oh yes, canoodle.

Instead I received a bat-shit insane voice-mail early Monday (today) morning from her. This message was epic in its length, content and volume.

I thought things had been going well, besides my minor concern that may be crazy. I'm used to that. I find crazy and crazy finds me. It's all right.

But she left a message wherein she accused me of many things. I'll put them in list format but rest assured, it sounded far more insane when screamed over the phone.

- I was leading her on.
- Her mother who is dying of lupus warned about men like me.
- I moved too fast
- I moved too slow
- She hates politics
- I made googly eyes at her best friend
- Lots of crying
- She has nothing to offer me
- Life is going to fast for her to settle down
- Why would anyone as good as me would want someone like her
- Dire threats if I ever attempt to contact her again

She was a real gem of insecurities, paranoia and daddy issues. Golden!

#3206 Tsundoku

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:33 AM

...

Somebody is off their medication ... ^_^

Sorry to hear that anyway mate.

I think we need to start a new tradition. Something along the lines of "relationship funeral" or "post batshit-crazy girlfriend wake". The exact wording is being workshopped. :pirate:

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:41 AM

Sombra, on 19 January 2010 - 04:33 AM, said:

I think we need to start a new tradition. Something along the lines of "relationship funeral" or "post batshit-crazy girlfriend wake". The exact wording is being workshopped. :pirate:

Any rite that involves "drinking" as one of its cornerstones is fine by me.

Focus: The woman's mother has consulted with some astrologers and she is now advising my woman to get out of the relationship while she can, because I will apparently impede her success and make things tough for her.

My groove is profoundly messed with and I would hand out some severe beatings if I could get my hands on certain doughy mumbo-jumbo speakers right about now.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:43 AM

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:46 AM

RodeoRanch, on 19 January 2010 - 04:24 AM, said:

Let us mix and match at will the insanity.

1.

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- I was leading her on.

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- Her mother who is dying of lupus warned about men like me.

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- I moved too fast

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- I moved too slow

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- She hates politics

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- I made googly eyes at her best friend

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- Lots of crying

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- She has nothing to offer me

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- Life is going to fast for her to settle down

10.

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- Why would anyone as good as me would want someone like her

11.

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- Dire threats if I ever attempt to contact her again

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She was a real gem of insecurities, paranoia and daddy issues. Golden!

1. + 4. = Irrational.
1. + 9. = Impossible.

3. + 4. = Drunk, confused, and all sorts of insanity.

4. + 10. = Irrational.
4. + 9. = Semblance of sense. Outside of .1 and .8.

7. = Rational considering 1. - 11.

5., 6, 7. = Reasons to stay the fuck away. Forever.

No sex is worth a cut off member for no reason other than sheer irrationally built up insanity and hatred. No matter how googly-eyed.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 05:00 AM

I have almost never been more ashamed for my sex than right now.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 01:20 PM

Rodeo, god damn, that is the funniest post we've had in here for ages.

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#3212 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:52 PM

I'm expecting his next post here to be a "So she called me again saying that she was madly in love with me, was PMSing and didn't know what she was saying..."

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:56 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 19 January 2010 - 02:52 PM, said:

I'm expecting his next post here to be a "So she called me again saying that she was madly in love with me, was PMSing and didn't know what she was saying..."

Followed closely by 'You should have known I wasn't serious! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!?'

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:00 PM

That sounds about right.

You should have known she really did want you to call her back. Read between the lines man!

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:34 PM

Mappo, on 19 January 2010 - 02:56 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 19 January 2010 - 02:52 PM, said:

I'm expecting his next post here to be a "So she called me again saying that she was madly in love with me, was PMSing and didn't know what she was saying..."

Followed closely by 'You should have known I wasn't serious! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!?'

Followed again by "Since you didn't call me its obvious you don't care about me! I'm going to kill myself now! waaah" *cue tears* not that I have any experience with crazy and insane, of course not.

What she really wants is for you to go to her house, wait outside all night and then, looking like a hobo the next morning, beg her to take you back.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:38 PM

What she really wants is for you to get your old boom box from 8th grade and play "In your eyes" by Peter Gabriel outside her window.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:47 PM

Her mother is a werewolf! Where's the compassion people?!?!

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 03:51 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 January 2010 - 03:47 PM, said:

Her mother is a werewolf! Where's the compassion people?!?!

There is a new movie coming out where Anthony Hopkins plays her mother?

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 04:14 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 January 2010 - 03:47 PM, said:

Her mother is a werewolf! Where's the compassion people?!?!

Nothing like a latin based joke eh.

Anyhow she gets no compassion, can you imagine anyone less deserving of this kind of rantage than mild mannered mushy-pea lover Rodeo.

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