What's messing with your groove?

#3140 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:57 PM

masan, on 11 January 2010 - 01:47 PM, said:

Have you sought recompense from the young lady who inflicted this heinous injury on your bangstick ?

She's currently avoiding contact with me, probably out of embarassment (seriously she was so far out of my league I kind of have to not think about her to avoid the searing pain from the reaction to remembering how fun most of that night was), but I'd probably forgive her.

Who am I kidding, she's in a skip decomposing.

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#3141 MTS

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:07 PM

Four stitches in my hand. Fucking drunk people.

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#3142 masan's saddle

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:18 PM

Yeh, its gonna be tough for you. The first rumblings of a semi you get, go for the ice pack.

Also, the handy thing about the weather at the moment is that if you're caught short in public you can always stick your dick in a snowdrift.

Here you go, I hope this helps in negating any chubbies.

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This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 11 January 2010 - 02:30 PM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#3143 Tsundoku

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:25 PM

MTS, on 11 January 2010 - 02:07 PM, said:

Four stitches in my hand. Fucking drunk people.

At least it was your hand, and may I suggest sticking to sober people until your technique improves?

Unless the alcohol and the hand are somehow related? Sometimes it's not wise to attempt to emulate (w)Illy.

@Illy
That's emu-late, not cannu-late. But as for going to a hospital, better-late than never ...

@MS
I wouldn't exactly say 'negating' as 'promoting', judging by your choice of negative reinforcement.

Think about it.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 11 January 2010 - 02:26 PM

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#3144 MTS

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:34 PM

Heh no, one of my dickhead friends turned around too quickly with a big pizza knife, stumbled into me, and got a solid connection with my hand. Inch long gash along my thumb, nicking an artery, and cutting a smaller but deeper gash in my palm, so there was some arterial spray. That was pretty cool actually, although it did bleed heavily for three hours.

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#3145 masan's saddle

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:45 PM

After reading Sombra's post I just realised that I have no idea what Illy's preferences are with the ladies.

That pic may well have just given him an Olympic stalk-on....., he could be bleeding out as we speak !

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#3146 Macros

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:50 PM

SHES STILL WATCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3147 Satan

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 02:52 PM

House hunting. It's shit.

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 03:34 PM

Just heard ma fiance who is three hours away will be moving four hours away come February. sux dost it not?

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#3149 bubba

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 03:43 PM

Well on the upside Illy....you will be able to one up anybody that says "check out this scar"

#3150 Slow Ben

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 03:50 PM

Brynjar, on 11 January 2010 - 02:52 PM, said:

House hunting. It's shit.

I friggin LOVE house hunting.

Just buy the biggest piece of shit in the nicest neighborhood.

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#3151 Satan

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 03:56 PM

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

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#3152 Slow Ben

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 04:02 PM

Maybe the cold slows your mental progression? Posted Image

Or, unless you plan on renovating before moving in its a stupid idea.

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#3153 Satan

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 04:07 PM

I plan on renting a room in a shared house for three months. So no, renovating isn't on my agenda.

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#3154 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 10:16 PM

Illy: holy crap how did that woman do this to you??? hope it heals nicely for you!!

I have a lump on my head, a bitch of a headache and a fever

Taking the day off work at least.

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#3155 Jusentantaka

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 10:52 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 11 January 2010 - 10:16 PM, said:

Illy: holy crap how did that woman do this to you??? hope it heals nicely for you!!

Yes, seriously, you spent way too much time explaining in horrific detail what it looks like, and not nearly enough describing the sexy details of how.

I, have a headache. And the world shall tremble before my feminine wrath if it doesn't go away soon.

#3156 amphibian

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 12:19 AM

Dolmen, on 11 January 2010 - 03:34 PM, said:

Just heard ma fiance who is three hours away will be moving four hours away come February. sux dost it not?

I live four states away from my girlfriend. Airfare purchased well in advance costs somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 to 400 dollars. I am a student living on a pretty tight budget, which works for me because a few people in my life are being extremely generous. I have made the trip out there three times since October, sent and recieved uncountable texts, chats and e-mails, made video chat dates and paid attention to her as much as my life allows.

Having her four hours away would have me grinning from ear to ear for a solid month.

I am not slamming you, but make it work, alright?

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#3157 caladanbrood

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 12:53 AM

Jusentantaka, on 11 January 2010 - 10:52 PM, said:

Centzon Totochtin, on 11 January 2010 - 10:16 PM, said:

Illy: holy crap how did that woman do this to you??? hope it heals nicely for you!!

Yes, seriously, you spent way too much time explaining in horrific detail what it looks like, and not nearly enough describing the sexy details of how.

I don't think said details would be in any way sexy. Unless you're like pots, she liked that sort of thing.

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#3158 Darkwatch

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 01:09 AM

She liked them abstracted, not necessarily specifically to one person.

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#3159 RodeoRanch

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 01:11 AM

I feel terribly sympathetic for Illy. No man should have that happen.

I don't have any groove problems right now. I found a mostly full case of beer in the cold room. Whose beer? My beer now!