What's messing with your groove?

#3121 Darkwatch

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:18 PM

Yes it is, when it comes out. After that though....

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3122 Illuyankas

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:32 PM

Good thing I was keeping it clean anyway. Also I think I'll be going tomorrow instead of Monday, as it's 11:30pm now. If my doctor's isn't open, there's a hospital about ten minutes from there I'll be heading to.

I've made a more through examination - the last description is a little incorrect - but I'll spare you the details.

Jesus, the wound is ugly.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3123 RodeoRanch

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:34 PM

Your internet friends are concerned about your penis.

#3124 Illuyankas

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:38 PM

It's been an odd day.

#3125 Darkwatch

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Posted 09 January 2010 - 11:44 PM

We're a caring bunch.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3126 Illuyankas

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 12:45 AM

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#3127 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 12:47 AM

I have decided that Illy's penis occludes all other concerns.

Godspeed, penis.

Suck it Errant!

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#3128 Tsundoku

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:23 AM

Somebody who has his number call Illy and harangue him until he goes to the hospital.

Even better, someone with his address call an ambulance ... :nono:

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#3129 MTS

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 02:44 AM

Milk was a bad choice...

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

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#3130 Urb

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 03:49 AM

Slow Ben, on 09 January 2010 - 10:22 PM, said:

I'm about to friggin yak reading Illy's posts.

Stay strong brother!

I acnt stomp laughting

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#3131 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 03:50 AM

I assume you laugh when you get kicked in the nuts?

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#3132 Urb

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Posted 10 January 2010 - 03:52 AM

no
but i do whe isee it on tbv

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He lowered his head
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"But how will we teach them to kill?"

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#3133 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 09:49 AM

I slipped, fell and hit my head on something I think. It hurts now

I may go lie down....

Stupid falling!

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3134 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 10:26 AM

From the sound of it I thought Illy got his dick stuck in a car door or something horrible.

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#3135 Satan

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 10:29 AM

I'm wondering, what sort of vagina manages to leave a gash in a lads foreskin? Oh, wait. Wikipedia has the answer. On that note: Run, Illy! Run! You might be in a porn movie right now, but it's a porn movie directed by a feminist. You do not want to be in the male casting of a feminist porn movie.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3136 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 12:40 PM

I broke up with the gf. It seriously sucks, but it was the right decision...

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#3137 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 12:46 PM

Illy's Injury Update

Spoiler

Warning: The previous spoiler box contains scenes of a disgusting nature. You are advised not to have read the previous information if you are sensitive to details of nauseating injuries.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 11 January 2010 - 12:46 PM

#3138 Satan

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:04 PM

Do the circumcision. It might look odd, and possibly scar badly given that you're doing it at this late stage, but at least you wont have to holes to put your head through. That's just disgusting. Also, on the upside, with circumcision you'll probably go far in the banking business or movies.

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 11 January 2010 - 01:04 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#3139 masan's saddle

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:47 PM

Have you sought recompense from the young lady who inflicted this heinous injury on your bangstick ?

My sympathies are with Lil' Illy at this difficult time.

(Hmm, if you say Lil' Illy fast enough, it sounds like a restaurant district in New York)

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#3140 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 January 2010 - 01:57 PM

masan, on 11 January 2010 - 01:47 PM, said:

Have you sought recompense from the young lady who inflicted this heinous injury on your bangstick ?

She's currently avoiding contact with me, probably out of embarassment (seriously she was so far out of my league I kind of have to not think about her to avoid the searing pain from the reaction to remembering how fun most of that night was), but I'd probably forgive her.

Who am I kidding, she's in a skip decomposing.