What's messing with your groove?

#2680 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:21 AM

Darkwatch, on 14 November 2009 - 12:17 AM, said:

Most geek girls aren't at all stable, they're usually just like the alpha bitches from prep cliques, except they do Vampire the Masquerade LARPs instead of going out to the local dance club.

I dunno about the rest of it but I seriously want to go to wherever it is they sell Mastodon Muffins and Megadeth Milkshake!

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#2681 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 05:58 AM

Cheers for your support guys. I know l'm not the only one unemployed around here and l know how shit it is to be in that postion. All you can do is keep looking l guess, and keep trying to sell yourself....... like some kind of cheap hooker......

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#2682 Tsundoku

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:19 AM

Cougar, on 15 November 2009 - 01:35 PM, said:

Sombra, on 15 November 2009 - 11:03 AM, said:

Funny thing is I'm sadder to lose the car than a lot of the women I've slept with. Weird huh? Posted Image

This makes it sound like the women are sad they slept with you, which may be true, both of them.

A little from column A, a little from column B I guess ...

And it's 3, not 2 - get it right.

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#2683 Cougar

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 11:53 AM

Sombra, on 16 November 2009 - 08:19 AM, said:

A little from column A, a little from column B I guess ... Posted Image

And it's 3, not 2 - get it right.

I'm not accepting it, to count, they have to be consenting...and human...or at the very least mammals.

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#2684 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:16 PM

Cougar, on 16 November 2009 - 11:53 AM, said:

Sombra, on 16 November 2009 - 08:19 AM, said:

A little from column A, a little from column B I guess ... Posted Image

And it's 3, not 2 - get it right.

I'm not accepting it, to count, they have to be consenting...and human...or at the very least mammals.

And alive!

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#2685 Cougar

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:22 PM

Let's leave your sordid proclivities out of this please Simbo.

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#2686 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 07:02 PM

I just saw part of a Youtube video featuring Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep and the impossible offspring of Cthulu and a Japanese animu... thing... all dancing to a horrendous J-pop song. Can the stars align now, please?

WHAT THE F'HTAGN AM I WATCHING

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#2687 Giles

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 07:13 PM

that is awesome!

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#2688 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 07:51 PM

Deer. God I hate deer. Almost as much as I hate the people that RUN INTO THEM AT NOON ON A CLEAR, SUNNY DAY. urrgh. Of course, they have to hit the deer hard enough to throw it into my driveway, but not hard enough to kill it. And then drive off the instant someone comes out to see what the hell happened. And then the lice say they wont be able to send someone to finish it off for an hour, much less someone to remove the rotting carcass. So in anger induced sobriety, I have to put clothes on and walk outside and shoot it, in the process forgetting 1: shoes. and 2: that ballistic tips make things squik. So now there are bits of deer skull and gooey brain mush permanently ingrained in my driveway.

hoo. ray.

#2689 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:06 PM

Tights that aren't quite long enough. There is nothing less glamorous than a saggy crotch and no way of fixing it in public without looking like a stupid dirty mong. Oh the horror.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2690 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:08 PM

And the winner of the Oscar for Toughest Lady...Jusentantaka, for HeadShot: Execution at Noon!

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#2691 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:22 PM

Juse just got a hell of a lot cooler.

Reminder to all. Dont screw with her driveway!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2692 Illuyankas

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 08:45 PM

I hope cleaning your driveway won't be too...

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#2693 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 09:02 PM

Illuyankas, on 16 November 2009 - 08:45 PM, said:

I hope cleaning your driveway won't be too...

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I paid my lumberjackish-yet-gay (Terrrrrrible shame girls, terrible shame) neighbor a six ~~back~~ pack of Stone for it. He had a pressure washer and all. good as not quite new. Now I'm hungry and there's some venison in the freezer...

yes. yes I was fantasizing about getting a piggy back ride.

edito the third - SB: So I wasn't cool before huh?

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#2694 Slow Ben

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 09:20 PM

I said coolER, emphasis on the "er".

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#2695 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 10:02 PM

I bet you could have gotten it cleaned cheaper, like...under a buck.

PUNMASTER!

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#2696 Jusentantaka

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 10:06 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 16 November 2009 - 10:02 PM, said:

I bet you could have gotten it cleaned cheaper, like...under a buck.

PUNMASTER!

but then I'd have to settle for some creepy necrobestiality fetish.

@SB: awwwwww....

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#2697 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 10:35 PM

Oh deer. You're really fawning over SB. Don't get all doe-eyed.

~RLY, has a pun problem.

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#2698 MTS

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:21 AM

I have dial-up speed internet until the 23rd. Damn you, bandwidth limits!

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#2699 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 17 November 2009 - 03:26 AM

Jusentantaka, on 16 November 2009 - 09:02 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 16 November 2009 - 08:45 PM, said:

I hope cleaning your driveway won't be too...

Spoiler

You'd be cooler if you still loved the Hoosier State. Speaking of... that sounds very Midwesternish, are you in upstate NY? 'Cause I don't see that happening in Gotham.

Ray, deer, we are going to need an interpuntion.

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