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What's messing with your groove?

#24901 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 01:41 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 October 2018 - 01:14 PM, said:

Daughter has Hand, Foot, Mouth...gotten from Daycare (Read: petrie dish of illnesses) because some parent decided to send their ill child to daycare and infect others...so she's at home with my wife who is two weeks shy of her due date for baby #2.

Fucking hell, what perfectly shitty timing.

The good news is that (according to the doctor; who we saw last night) there is very minimal threat to the baby if my wife gets it now before he's born...but the trade off is that it's much more dangerous to him once he's born if my daughter still has it because of his ill-prepared immune system.

If that happens, ideally we'd want her and baby to go to her parents place to stay till daughter is better...but her mother is terminally ill and has a severely compromised immune system...so we can't do that. Hopefully my sister would take them in.

Nightmare.


My son got over it within a couple of days. In the same period I was wondering why my fingers and toes felt like I had nettle stings, why my throat had razor wire inside and why I had coldsores when I don't get coldsores. Took a few days for the penny to drop that I had it too. Advice from the hand foot and mouth trenches when I had it I realised why my son wouldn't touch anything except cold milk, anything warmer absolutely kills your mouth and throat. Let your kid live on cold milk and ice cream until she seems better!

Messing with my groove is back to work after 2 weeks off. I'm so tired I need a holiday to get over my holiday.
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#24902 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 02:32 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 02 October 2018 - 01:41 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 October 2018 - 01:14 PM, said:

Daughter has Hand, Foot, Mouth...gotten from Daycare (Read: petrie dish of illnesses) because some parent decided to send their ill child to daycare and infect others...so she's at home with my wife who is two weeks shy of her due date for baby #2.

Fucking hell, what perfectly shitty timing.

The good news is that (according to the doctor; who we saw last night) there is very minimal threat to the baby if my wife gets it now before he's born...but the trade off is that it's much more dangerous to him once he's born if my daughter still has it because of his ill-prepared immune system.

If that happens, ideally we'd want her and baby to go to her parents place to stay till daughter is better...but her mother is terminally ill and has a severely compromised immune system...so we can't do that. Hopefully my sister would take them in.

Nightmare.


My son got over it within a couple of days. In the same period I was wondering why my fingers and toes felt like I had nettle stings, why my throat had razor wire inside and why I had coldsores when I don't get coldsores. Took a few days for the penny to drop that I had it too. Advice from the hand foot and mouth trenches when I had it I realised why my son wouldn't touch anything except cold milk, anything warmer absolutely kills your mouth and throat. Let your kid live on cold milk and ice cream until she seems better!



Solid. Thanks for the commiseration and advice! We gave her vanilla ice cream and milk last night and it's all she would tolerate, so spot on there. Hopefully we avoid it, and she gets over it in a few days and the baby has not come yet.
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#24903 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 06:01 PM

View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:

Oh shit! Almost stepped on my king snake just now going to check the mail. I jumped back seeing 3ft of black suddenly before my eyes. It jumped back seeing a 5'7 human and hauled ass back to my wood rack.

This could get bad at night when my ambien is kicked in and I'm out burning my stumps.


Give the snake an ambien.
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#24904 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 06:34 PM

View PostAbyss, on 02 October 2018 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:

Oh shit! Almost stepped on my king snake just now going to check the mail. I jumped back seeing 3ft of black suddenly before my eyes. It jumped back seeing a 5'7 human and hauled ass back to my wood rack.

This could get bad at night when my ambien is kicked in and I'm out burning my stumps.


Give the snake an ambien.



View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 06:14 PM, said:

Exsssssssssellent idea


Guys, this is how we get Voldemort.
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#24905 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 06:44 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 October 2018 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 02 October 2018 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:

Oh shit! Almost stepped on my king snake just now going to check the mail. I jumped back seeing 3ft of black suddenly before my eyes. It jumped back seeing a 5'7 human and hauled ass back to my wood rack.

This could get bad at night when my ambien is kicked in and I'm out burning my stumps.


Give the snake an ambien.



View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 06:14 PM, said:

Exsssssssssellent idea


Guys, this is how we get Voldemort.



Yes. And?
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#24906 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 06:52 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 October 2018 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 02 October 2018 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:

Oh shit! Almost stepped on my king snake just now going to check the mail. I jumped back seeing 3ft of black suddenly before my eyes. It jumped back seeing a 5'7 human and hauled ass back to my wood rack.

This could get bad at night when my ambien is kicked in and I'm out burning my stumps.


Give the snake an ambien.



View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 06:14 PM, said:

Exsssssssssellent idea


Guys, this is how we get Voldemort.


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#24907 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 07:17 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 02 October 2018 - 06:52 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 02 October 2018 - 06:34 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 02 October 2018 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 04:49 PM, said:

Oh shit! Almost stepped on my king snake just now going to check the mail. I jumped back seeing 3ft of black suddenly before my eyes. It jumped back seeing a 5'7 human and hauled ass back to my wood rack.

This could get bad at night when my ambien is kicked in and I'm out burning my stumps.


Give the snake an ambien.



View PostBriar King, on 02 October 2018 - 06:14 PM, said:

Exsssssssssellent idea


Guys, this is how we get Voldemort.


Sleepy Voldemort


He's the WORST!
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#24908 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 October 2018 - 09:13 PM

I always assumed Abyss was Voldemort, or at least a favoured disciple or something...
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Posted 03 October 2018 - 01:09 AM

Had a phone interview for insurance purposes.

Had a rather difficult time quantifying my alcohol consumption.

I averaged it out to 10 beer per month, 2-3 glasses of wine per week, and 20 liquor drinks per month (some months I hardly drink at all. Others (in the summer especially) I can drink multiple bottles in a single weekend).

The interviewer was taken aback by that last number. Not sure if I over-estimated or not.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#24910 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 03 October 2018 - 01:36 AM

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i always assumed you were supposed to lie about those questions.
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#24911 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 03 October 2018 - 01:37 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 03 October 2018 - 01:36 AM, said:

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i always assumed you were supposed to lie about those questions.


Isn't that what's called "insurance fraud" in less polite circles?
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Posted 03 October 2018 - 06:45 AM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 03 October 2018 - 01:37 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 03 October 2018 - 01:36 AM, said:

Correct me if i'm wrong, but i always assumed you were supposed to lie about those questions.


Isn't that what's called "insurance fraud" in less polite circles?


Nah, it's just being polite. A gentleman never brags.
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Posted 03 October 2018 - 11:14 AM

Mein Gott!

This bloody project must be cursed.

After endless delays and fuck abiuts we finally got some definite instructions and drawings about 2/3 weeks ago, and I've finally been able to mark out install routes and get work moving.

This week the client and main contractor have blown a gasket with our German architects and kicked them from the project, which has put all the other trades into limbo, and until walls start going up our containment can't be finished and so I can't start ordering cable or anything.
We're potentially looking at another stand down, 2/3 weeks this time. I'm not shipping across city to the other project going because a) - it's an hour of rush tube to get there and b ) it's a fucking shambles and the man in charge of it has made such a fuck of it he should be shot.

Getting closer by the hour to jacking and heading back to Dublin
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Posted 03 October 2018 - 10:09 PM

As has been a tradition for me over years of membership in the forum, I'm here to complain about school assignments.

My first assignment in law school was handed to us today. It's due in 48hrs, it's worth 40% of my final grade, and we have had 3 two-hour classes (for this course) so far.

I'm feeling great.
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Posted 04 October 2018 - 03:05 AM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 03 October 2018 - 10:09 PM, said:

As has been a tradition for me over years of membership in the forum, I'm here to complain about school assignments.

My first assignment in law school was handed to us today. It's due in 48hrs, it's worth 40% of my final grade, and we have had 3 two-hour classes (for this course) so far.

I'm feeling great.


remember: there's usually no right or wrong answer, as long as you can argue it well.

Unless it's Research Methods. Then you are expected to find the case which they copied almost word for word, and follow the precedent in that.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 October 2018 - 05:01 AM

View PostMentalist, on 04 October 2018 - 03:05 AM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 03 October 2018 - 10:09 PM, said:

As has been a tradition for me over years of membership in the forum, I'm here to complain about school assignments.

My first assignment in law school was handed to us today. It's due in 48hrs, it's worth 40% of my final grade, and we have had 3 two-hour classes (for this course) so far.

I'm feeling great.


remember: there's usually no right or wrong answer, as long as you can argue it well.

Unless it's Research Methods. Then you are expected to find the case which they copied almost word for word, and follow the precedent in that.


It is Research Methods!

Five hours of work today. I have discovered a disturbing number of things people can sue each other for ... but nothing useful.
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#24917 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 04 October 2018 - 11:12 AM

I made a huge cock up at work. It's been threatening for a while, I feel like my mind is going. I think it's just overwork and having a kid but I asked Mr PigDog if I might be getting Alzheimer's last night and that was before I knew about this cock up. I forget basic words a lot and can't remember meetings and discussion I've had. I used to forget details but never literally being in a room with someone a couple of weeks back.

Anyhoo, this error I have made isn't even really an error. I just flat out forgot to do something really important. So now I look like a dick to all the people I manage who I would haul over the coals if they made the same error. They're fixing it for me.

Oh well! I keep telling everyone I'm overworked, they might believe me now.
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Posted 05 October 2018 - 01:51 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 October 2018 - 11:12 AM, said:

I feel like my mind is going. I think it's just overwork and having a kid but I asked Mr PigDog if I might be getting Alzheimer's last night and that was before I knew about this cock up. I forget basic words a lot and can't remember meetings and discussion I've had. I used to forget details but never literally being in a room with someone a couple of weeks back.




This is exactly me. It might be weird, but it makes me feel better reading that someone else is so overworked and exhausted that their brain appears to be leaking and not retaining information.
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Posted 05 October 2018 - 05:31 AM

View PostSlow Ben, on 05 October 2018 - 01:51 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 October 2018 - 11:12 AM, said:

I feel like my mind is going. I think it's just overwork and having a kid but I asked Mr PigDog if I might be getting Alzheimer's last night and that was before I knew about this cock up. I forget basic words a lot and can't remember meetings and discussion I've had. I used to forget details but never literally being in a room with someone a couple of weeks back.




This is exactly me. It might be weird, but it makes me feel better reading that someone else is so overworked and exhausted that their brain appears to be leaking and not retaining information.


Ha, same here! Hope we don't forget the solidarity moment.
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Posted 05 October 2018 - 01:53 PM

Company is at it again.

There's two bosses, one is my mate, one is not.
The London job is under the one who is not, and he's always trying to fuck about and get away with shit.
We were on the 2pm flights on a Friday and he moved us to the 3, with fairly thin defence.
He just sent me through my November flights, 16.25.
He can fuck off. We get the early flight out on a Monday for a reason, so we can get an earlier flight home on a Friday
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