[bubba]

Abyss, on 20 October 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:

Gorefest, on 20 October 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

Abyss, on 20 October 2017 - 01:22 AM, said:

You do not have mind control.Or lasers in your eyes.Also, that odd new tingling bump in your right forearm is neither claws, nor an espresso machine.
You should go to sleep now.

For years I have been pondering what super power I would prefer: invisibility or teleportation. When the answer was so obvious all along. An espresso machine arm. Please, cosmic radiation, make it happen.

You should leave a ground level window unlatched at night so the cosmic radiation can get to you.

And cookies. Lots of cookies. Otherwise you could end up with decaf.

Throw in some whiskey and you might get a steamer finger and retractable adamantium tamper.

But if you leave out cheap whiskey, don't be surprised if you hear a loud whirly/grindy noise coming from your rectum the next time you use the loo.

[Andorion]

Its been a long day. I am tired. I am extremely sleepy. I need to get up early tomorrow. Yet I have this nagging feeling in my head that I have forgotten something. I wish I could just remember so that I could go to bed already.

[worry]

You have three kids with a woman two towns over.

[Andorion]

My day yesterday was so bad, that I can only start talking about it now. Seriously, how do people this incompetent function in life?

So during this huge inauguration and cultural function, I and 2 others were in charge of hall and crowd management. Plus I had some volunteers to help.

The management changed the pre-agreed seating arrangement twice, with zero notice. Of the two other people with me one vanishes, the other one shows the initiative of a handpuppet.

In the middle of the entire thing, co-organiser runs up. "Can we seat 50 random people who were most definitely not invited?".... Thankfully someone nixed that.

I could go on. So pissed off.

[Gorefest]

Briar King, on 23 October 2017 - 09:40 PM, said:

I'm so sick of profile pictures with dog/cat/mouse ears/noses/tongues.

It's all I see on FB now it seems. Plus every time Jaina wants to show me something she got or where she is at that's added in. Pisses me off. Stupid fucking pictures.

I agree, incredibly annoying stuff.

[Abyss]

Andorion, on 25 October 2017 - 12:34 PM, said:

... "Can we seat 50 random people who were most definitely not invited?".... .

"That depends. How quickly can you chop down some trees and assemble fifty chairs and five large tables?"

[Abyss]

Briar King, on 25 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

So disgusted since yesterday. I have noticed something for years now that sickens me and can't understand how others appear to be blind to it. It's right there. It's disturbing me.

Oh c'mon, KFC isn't THAT bad.

[QuickTidal]

Abyss, on 25 October 2017 - 03:43 PM, said:

Briar King, on 25 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

So disgusted since yesterday. I have noticed something for years now that sickens me and can't understand how others appear to be blind to it. It's right there. It's disturbing me.

Oh c'mon, KFC isn't THAT bad.

The ring of fire that visits me if I eat it...disagrees with that statement.

[Lady Bliss]

Three times now that I've had to explain to my mom that fish are meat, and no whales aren't fish.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

If she's catholic then some rodents are fish.

[Aptorian]

Abyss, on 25 October 2017 - 03:43 PM, said:

Briar King, on 25 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

So disgusted since yesterday. I have noticed something for years now that sickens me and can't understand how others appear to be blind to it. It's right there. It's disturbing me.

Oh c'mon, KFC isn't THAT bad.

I haven't been able to enjoy chicken wings since this one time I microwaved a bunch of discount chicken wings.

I was eating them, they were delicious and then I actually looked at the chicken skin. You could see dozens of these little hairs sticking our of the meat where the feathers had been. Little tiny hairs. On the chicken wing. That creeped me the fuck out.

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 25 October 2017 - 08:04 PM, said:

If she's catholic then some rodents are fish.

Are you saying that the rabbit is the chicken of the sea?

This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 25 October 2017 - 08:39 PM

[Tsundoku]

Briar King, on 25 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

So disgusted since yesterday. I have noticed something for years now that sickens me and can’t understand how others appear to be blind to it. It’s right there. It’s disturbing me.

OK, I'll bite: what is it? Enquiring minds want to know blah blah blah

So many possibilities come to mind. My (now) very disturbed mind.

[Gorefest]

The amount of people portrayed in each Back to the Future film poster coincides with the number of the film?

[LadyMTL]

Lady Bliss, on 25 October 2017 - 07:46 PM, said:

Three times now that I've had to explain to my mom that fish are meat, and no whales aren't fish.

I still don't get how some people say that eggs are considered dairy products. They don't come from cows or goats (or yaks or any other 4 legged creature that produces milk AFAIK).
FFS, it makes no sense.

[Abyss]

Perspective is everything.
If you were Inuit (or a shark) you would consider whale to be meat.

[Aptorian]

DO they clip their toe nails on public transport?

[Gorefest]

Abyss, on 26 October 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

Perspective is everything.
If you were Inuit (or a shark) you would consider whale to be meat.

Well, it is meat. Just not fish.

[Morgoth]

Abyss, on 26 October 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

Perspective is everything.
If you were Inuit (or a shark) you would consider whale to be meat.

I'm neither (though I guess apart from that lawyer/shark thing) and I consider whale to be meat. It's not an uncommon dish here in Norway. It is also quite excellent if prepared in the right way.

[Tiste Simeon]

Briar King, on 26 October 2017 - 02:33 PM, said:

Tsundoku, on 26 October 2017 - 09:49 AM, said:

Briar King, on 25 October 2017 - 03:35 PM, said:

So disgusted since yesterday. I have noticed something for years now that sickens me and can’t understand how others appear to be blind to it. It’s right there. It’s disturbing me.

OK, I'll bite: what is it? Enquiring minds want to know blah blah blah

So many possibilities come to mind. My (now) very disturbed mind.

I will look like the biggest ass if I stoop to this person lvl that has no problem doing it themselves but I ll be the bigger person. Just a little something I have picked up on over the years that’s repulsive.

Sheesh BK you sound like one of those Facebook Drama Queens posting a status in order to get attention...

[Tsundoku]

The last post in the Inn before this one was over 24 hours ago. That's dire.