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Rain! So much rain. Flood warnings everywhere.
What's messing with your groove?
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Posted 30 April 2017 - 09:59 PM
Gust Hubb, on 30 April 2017 - 01:38 PM, said:
Hi. Long time.
Bilateral pink eye, courtesy of chronically sick kids who have no concept of germ theory.
Bilateral pink eye, courtesy of chronically sick kids who have no concept of germ theory.
They're toughening up your immune system by wiping their butts across everything you own, apparently.
Good luck.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 12:15 AM
Yah, and with the time their hands spend in their mouths (my littlest coloring on the table with his spit), it is unsurprising... Laughing so hard I am crying pus! Kids....
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 12:42 AM
Gust Hubb, on 01 May 2017 - 12:15 AM, said:
Yah, and with the time their hands spend in their mouths (my littlest coloring on the table with his spit), it is unsurprising... Laughing so hard I am crying pus! Kids....
Ahhh kids. The primary way adults get sick!
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM
Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.
In fucking pieces right now
In fucking pieces right now
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:26 AM
Slow Ben, on 30 April 2017 - 02:06 PM, said:
Rain! So much rain. Flood warnings everywhere.
I came here to say the same thing. I am sick of this rain, we got so much of it in April that some places here have already started to flood, and now it's going to be off and on again this whole week. This spring effing sucks, and it doesn't help that we had 3 gorgeous days last week (Thurs - Sat) because now it's even more depressing today. My kingdom for a long stretch of nice weather!
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:30 AM
Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:
Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.
In fucking pieces right now
In fucking pieces right now
You spent a thousand pounds drinking? In one Weekend? I'm impressed.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:45 AM
Easily the drunkest I have been in the last ten years
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 11:58 AM
....Damn Mac, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but...
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:02 PM
Seduce Goose, on 01 May 2017 - 11:30 AM, said:
Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:
Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.
In fucking pieces right now
In fucking pieces right now
You spent a thousand pounds drinking? In one Weekend? I'm impressed.
Abyss, on 01 May 2017 - 11:58 AM, said:
....Damn Mac, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but...
Right? Jeez that sounds all kinds of epic Macros!
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 04:30 PM
Stupid can also be epic. At least later in life when you tell the story.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 05:38 PM
Man, I balk if a beer is over £2.50
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 06:03 PM
Macros, on 01 May 2017 - 07:38 AM, said:
Haven't done the full post mortem but I'm fairly sure I dropped a grand over the weekend.
In fucking pieces right now
In fucking pieces right now
Have developed a taste for Cristal or something?
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:26 PM
worry, on 01 May 2017 - 07:17 PM, said:
What currency is this "grand"?
Babies.
Yes, Macros dropped a thousand babies over the weekend. Frenetic pace, but he got the job done.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 07:31 PM
A yes, once again it's the season where Macros returns to the river from which he came, swimming up stream to mate with the other giant handed scousers. Thousands of little Macros eggs are secreted in the river but few of the spawn ever make it out to sea.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 09:20 PM
Briar King, on 01 May 2017 - 09:00 PM, said:
Shit. Old man went to fish and brought home a fucking puppy...
It's a keeper!
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 10:39 PM
Waking up to a nose bleed. I hate that 
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Posted 02 May 2017 - 08:38 AM
Seduce Goose, on 01 May 2017 - 07:31 PM, said:
A yes, once again it's the season where Macros returns to the river from which he came, swimming up stream to mate with the other giant handed scousers. Thousands of little Macros eggs are secreted in the river but few of the spawn ever make it out to sea.
Scousers?
This should be interesting.
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