[SporadicSmiles]

thats possibly the most disturbing thing i have read, so far**

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[Mezla PigDog]

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 01:53 PM, said:

I'm at about Redknap factor 9 and nobody wants that.

How high does the Redknap scale go?

[LadyMTL]

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.

Isn't that called a moose knuckle?

[Cougar]

Redknapp scale goes to 11.

8 is loss of the ability to produce sperm due to excessive heat

9 is visible division of balls either side of the seam, with hint of cock

10 adds the ability to tell what religion the chap is

11 is presenting Super Sunday, with trousers so restrictive you are forced to sit with your legs wide open, like you are displaying yourself to a potential (likely unimpressed) mate

[Aptorian]

Maia Irraz, on Sep 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.

Isn't that called a moose knuckle?

Men have Camel Tails, not camel toes, and this is a Moose Knuckle in case you were wondering.

[Bent]

THis thread is making me smile.

Messing with my groove is that Cougar isn't on topic.

[Dag]

cauthon, on Aug 22 2009, 10:56 PM, said:

Trying to find an affordable apartment in the region of Kitzbuehel.

Kitzbühel...? On vacation or moving here for a longer period of time...?

Messing with my groove: The door of my cupboard decided to fall on my head this evening. Which I wouldn't really mind if I could only manage to put the damn thing back in place... but it seems to be beyond repair, which means, I will have to buy a new cupboard tomorrow, drag it home somehow without a car (since Mr. B, my former chauffeur is not here anymore) and put it together by myself (since Mr. B, my former carpenter is not here anymore) and pay a lot of money to a professional worker to drill some holes in the wall and hang the new cupboard up (again, since Mr. B, who used to do all the work around here, is not here anymore)... AAAAARGH!!! I want my Mr. B back...

Yes, I'm a very spoiled girl...

This post has been edited by Dag: 02 September 2009 - 08:31 PM

[Darkwatch]

While I'm on my bike:

I hate wind

[Mezla PigDog]

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 05:24 PM, said:

Redknapp scale goes to 11.

8 is loss of the ability to produce sperm due to excessive heat

9 is visible division of balls either side of the seam, with hint of cock

10 adds the ability to tell what religion the chap is

11 is presenting Super Sunday, with trousers so restrictive you are forced to sit with your legs wide open, like you are displaying yourself to a potential (likely unimpressed) mate

I am familiar with the Super Sunday Redknapp special. And you were at a 9 today! Is it the trousers that have got smaller or the mooses that have got larger?

And bad luck to Dag with the cupboard. The loss of a handyman is a sad day for any woman!

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 02 September 2009 - 09:00 PM

[Tapper]

My bellboard is disfigured by a huge swastika, and the names of myself and the ladies living upstairs are crossed out in black. Postmen already have such trouble finding my adress, let alone now that the names are unreadable... Am currently torn between thinking its the typical fucked up trash that hangs out under my balcony trying this as a prank, or thinking they tried it as payback for the visits the police pays them, in which case, they're going to try lots of other stuff to make our lives miserable, soon. Police will respond as usual, by saying they are aware of the issue.

[Slow Ben]

Wow, there was a lot of groove messing today.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 07:46 AM, said:

my man camel-toe

I believe the phrase you are looking for here is moose knuckle.

[Aptorian]

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Sep 3 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 07:46 AM, said:

my man camel-toe

I believe the phrase you are looking for here is moose knuckle.

Aptorian, on Sep 2 2009, 06:29 PM, said:

Maia Irraz, on Sep 2 2009, 06:17 PM, said:

Cougar, on Sep 2 2009, 10:46 AM, said:

I swear the 40 year old divorcee and the secretary were staring at my man camel-toe for the whole sorry 95 minutes.

Isn't that called a moose knuckle?

Men have Camel Tails, not camel toes, and this is a Moose Knuckle in case you were wondering.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Got an irritating bit of Maths work that no-one in this hosehold can/will help me with.

[Tremolo]

May have had my ribs bend...hurts like a bitch!

[Aptorian]

Trying punching yourself in the ribs, if you double over... then you may have sprained them

DO IT!

[Tremolo]

I can't do that...my right wrist is already sprained! Hurts!

[MTS]

God gave you two hands for a reason you know...

DO IT!

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 03 September 2009 - 08:37 AM

[Tremolo]

You guys are so not very nice! Go play on free way!

[LadyMTL]

What's messing with my groove: I ordered DoD from the Book Depository on Tuesday and it says "usually dispatched in 24 hours" but it's apparently still being processed. Hmph. First Amazon.ca lies to me about the Canadian release date, now this. Am I ever gonna get my hands on DoD?