What's messing with your groove?
#16801
Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:14 AM
This segue: https://www.facebook...774342725983369
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#16802
Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:45 AM
worry, on 13 February 2015 - 03:14 AM, said:
This segue: https://www.facebook...774342725983369
Umm is this considered normal behavior..she is so nonchalant too. who put together this segment..its special
This post has been edited by Nicodimas: 13 February 2015 - 03:45 AM
-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone
#16803
Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:53 AM
How did no one stop that from happening?
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#16804
Posted 13 February 2015 - 07:43 AM
"Hmm we've been waiting for an opportunity to do a bit about parking for a while but there's no news stories that lend themselves to... wait! Guys listen to what's just happened in Chapel Hill!"
*high fives all around*
*high fives all around*
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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#16805
Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:23 AM
worry, on 12 February 2015 - 12:19 AM, said:
After your recent issue with the TV I'm starting to see a pattern with your tech stuff. My diagnosis is gremlins and/or a poltergeist. Since you're in Louisiana the most likely treatment is a combo of Catholicism and Voodoo's weirdest rituals.
"Ah ga-ron-tee"
EDIT: a week that started out with such
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#16806
Posted 13 February 2015 - 11:47 AM
The knowledge that this is a thing.
http://motherboard.v...ith-your-vagina
Insert generic quotes such as "Take THAT, patriarchy", "Now it'll be called breakFEM!" and "One step closer to the demise of the menocentric maleocracy!".
On a more serious note, who on earth would submit themselves to this for science? Shudders abound.
http://motherboard.v...ith-your-vagina
Insert generic quotes such as "Take THAT, patriarchy", "Now it'll be called breakFEM!" and "One step closer to the demise of the menocentric maleocracy!".
On a more serious note, who on earth would submit themselves to this for science? Shudders abound.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#16807
Posted 13 February 2015 - 12:56 PM
I'm more worried about the fact that there are dozens of semen recipes. Do I have to worry about packs of travelling bakers after my balls for their icing!??!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#16808
Posted 13 February 2015 - 01:23 PM
Illuyankas, on 13 February 2015 - 12:56 PM, said:
I'm more worried about the fact that there are dozens of semen recipes. Do I have to worry about packs of travelling bakers after my balls for their icing!??!
It's like Pokemon or something.
Leaving Pallet Town, on a quest to become a Master Baker.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#16809
Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:18 PM
Just went for a run, and found a guy with a truck and a shredder next to what was left of the only tree in the park.
It was a beautiful thing; hazelnut tree I think, which was great to sit under in the summer while the kids played in the park.
And now it's a stump - because, get this, it 'was in the way of the cctv that monitors the cricket nets'.
Well fuck their cctv and their nets, a committee of nine shouldn't be allowed to destroy a village landmark like that without asking the residents... I'm so pissed about this as it's just too late to do anything about it now.
It was a beautiful thing; hazelnut tree I think, which was great to sit under in the summer while the kids played in the park.
And now it's a stump - because, get this, it 'was in the way of the cctv that monitors the cricket nets'.
Well fuck their cctv and their nets, a committee of nine shouldn't be allowed to destroy a village landmark like that without asking the residents... I'm so pissed about this as it's just too late to do anything about it now.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#16810
Posted 13 February 2015 - 05:08 PM
There are nets for cricket? I'm befuddled. Isn't a cricket ground a large patch of open land with a couple wickets and a boundary?
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#16811
Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:01 PM
amphibian, on 13 February 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:
There are nets for cricket? I'm befuddled. Isn't a cricket ground a large patch of open land with a couple wickets and a boundary?
To practice, cricket nets are a long enclosed strip with stumps at the end, to bowl down/bat. The goddamn things are on wheels, they can be moved.
You don't just chop down a hundred+ yr old tree.. people are such fuckwits. I'm still furious just thinking about it.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#16812
Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:19 PM
You should become a nature vigilante. Call yourself the Lor-Axe and chop down people instead of trees.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#16813
Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:34 PM
I should hunt down the nine on the committee, and leave the stumps of their legs in a circle around the tree.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#16814
Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:34 PM
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#16815
Posted 14 February 2015 - 07:39 PM
Dammit I always get valentines mixed up with Halloween.
what a mood killer.
what a mood killer.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#16816
Posted 14 February 2015 - 07:58 PM
A really good Frank N Furter costume could cover you for both.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#16817
Posted 14 February 2015 - 08:24 PM
"Islam-related" shooting in Copenhagen today. Thankfully it didn't turn out as bad as Charlie Hedboe.
#16818
Posted 15 February 2015 - 02:55 AM
Cajun King, on 15 February 2015 - 01:25 AM, said:
Stupid Winter... I see the NE is getting its 4th blizzard 4 weeks in a row but down here I've got pollen starting to gather on my truck.
I would happily trade you the pollen for the ice.
10 day forecast for here doesn't break freezing.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#16819
Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:22 AM
Lesson learned today. If a family member is going to be greedy and grabbing it's better that they're stupid and predictable.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#16820
Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:33 PM
Cajun King, on 15 February 2015 - 01:25 AM, said:
Stupid Winter... I see the NE is getting its 4th blizzard 4 weeks in a row but down here I've got pollen starting to gather on my truck.
-40°C with the windchill here today! Yay!
Weather network's official warning:
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Extreme Cold Warning
A prolonged period of very cold wind chills is expected. Bitterly cold arctic air is being ushered in by stiff northerly winds. As a result, wind chills values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected today. Areas east of Georgian Bay may see wind chills as cold as minus 45, especially this morning. Over eastern Ontario and areas near the St. Lawrence, the extreme wind chills are expected to arrive later today. Tonight will be clear and very cold. Although the winds will diminish somewhat, extreme wind chill values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected tonight and into Monday morning. People outdoors should exercise extreme caution. Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in just a few minutes.
A prolonged period of very cold wind chills is expected. Bitterly cold arctic air is being ushered in by stiff northerly winds. As a result, wind chills values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected today. Areas east of Georgian Bay may see wind chills as cold as minus 45, especially this morning. Over eastern Ontario and areas near the St. Lawrence, the extreme wind chills are expected to arrive later today. Tonight will be clear and very cold. Although the winds will diminish somewhat, extreme wind chill values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected tonight and into Monday morning. People outdoors should exercise extreme caution. Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in just a few minutes.