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What's messing with your groove?

#16801 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:14 AM

This segue: https://www.facebook...774342725983369
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#16802 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:45 AM

View Postworry, on 13 February 2015 - 03:14 AM, said:



Umm is this considered normal behavior..she is so nonchalant too. who put together this segment..its special

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#16803 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:53 AM

How did no one stop that from happening?

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#16804 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 07:43 AM

"Hmm we've been waiting for an opportunity to do a bit about parking for a while but there's no news stories that lend themselves to... wait! Guys listen to what's just happened in Chapel Hill!"
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:23 AM

View Postworry, on 12 February 2015 - 12:19 AM, said:

After your recent issue with the TV I'm starting to see a pattern with your tech stuff. My diagnosis is gremlins and/or a poltergeist. Since you're in Louisiana the most likely treatment is a combo of Catholicism and Voodoo's weirdest rituals.


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EDIT: a week that started out with such promise potential at work ended up sucking mightily. :p

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#16806 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 11:47 AM

The knowledge that this is a thing.

http://motherboard.v...ith-your-vagina

Insert generic quotes such as "Take THAT, patriarchy", "Now it'll be called breakFEM!" and "One step closer to the demise of the menocentric maleocracy!".

On a more serious note, who on earth would submit themselves to this for science? Shudders abound.
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#16807 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 12:56 PM

I'm more worried about the fact that there are dozens of semen recipes. Do I have to worry about packs of travelling bakers after my balls for their icing!??!
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#16808 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 01:23 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 13 February 2015 - 12:56 PM, said:

I'm more worried about the fact that there are dozens of semen recipes. Do I have to worry about packs of travelling bakers after my balls for their icing!??!



It's like Pokemon or something.

Leaving Pallet Town, on a quest to become a Master Baker.
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:18 PM

Just went for a run, and found a guy with a truck and a shredder next to what was left of the only tree in the park.

It was a beautiful thing; hazelnut tree I think, which was great to sit under in the summer while the kids played in the park.

And now it's a stump - because, get this, it 'was in the way of the cctv that monitors the cricket nets'.

Well fuck their cctv and their nets, a committee of nine shouldn't be allowed to destroy a village landmark like that without asking the residents... I'm so pissed about this as it's just too late to do anything about it now.
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 05:08 PM

There are nets for cricket? I'm befuddled. Isn't a cricket ground a large patch of open land with a couple wickets and a boundary?
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:01 PM

View Postamphibian, on 13 February 2015 - 05:08 PM, said:

There are nets for cricket? I'm befuddled. Isn't a cricket ground a large patch of open land with a couple wickets and a boundary?


To practice, cricket nets are a long enclosed strip with stumps at the end, to bowl down/bat. The goddamn things are on wheels, they can be moved.

You don't just chop down a hundred+ yr old tree.. people are such fuckwits. I'm still furious just thinking about it.
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#16812 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:19 PM

You should become a nature vigilante. Call yourself the Lor-Axe and chop down people instead of trees.
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:34 PM

I should hunt down the nine on the committee, and leave the stumps of their legs in a circle around the tree.
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Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:34 PM

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Posted 14 February 2015 - 07:39 PM

Dammit I always get valentines mixed up with Halloween.

what a mood killer.
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Posted 14 February 2015 - 07:58 PM

A really good Frank N Furter costume could cover you for both.
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Posted 14 February 2015 - 08:24 PM

"Islam-related" shooting in Copenhagen today. Thankfully it didn't turn out as bad as Charlie Hedboe.
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Posted 15 February 2015 - 02:55 AM

View PostCajun King, on 15 February 2015 - 01:25 AM, said:

Stupid Winter... I see the NE is getting its 4th blizzard 4 weeks in a row but down here I've got pollen starting to gather on my truck.


I would happily trade you the pollen for the ice.

10 day forecast for here doesn't break freezing.
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Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:22 AM

Lesson learned today. If a family member is going to be greedy and grabbing it's better that they're stupid and predictable.
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Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:33 PM

View PostCajun King, on 15 February 2015 - 01:25 AM, said:

Stupid Winter... I see the NE is getting its 4th blizzard 4 weeks in a row but down here I've got pollen starting to gather on my truck.


-40°C with the windchill here today! Yay!

Weather network's official warning:

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Extreme Cold Warning

A prolonged period of very cold wind chills is expected. Bitterly cold arctic air is being ushered in by stiff northerly winds. As a result, wind chills values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected today. Areas east of Georgian Bay may see wind chills as cold as minus 45, especially this morning. Over eastern Ontario and areas near the St. Lawrence, the extreme wind chills are expected to arrive later today. Tonight will be clear and very cold. Although the winds will diminish somewhat, extreme wind chill values of minus 35 to minus 40 are expected tonight and into Monday morning. People outdoors should exercise extreme caution. Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in just a few minutes.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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