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What's messing with your groove?

#15681 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 07:53 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 17 June 2014 - 07:31 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 16 June 2014 - 05:08 PM, said:

View PostGothos, on 13 June 2014 - 08:21 AM, said:

The GF got a car. So now I feel I have to get one of my own, rather early. It's not like I'll mind driving a new Fiesta, but I hate having spendings...


Get a horse. More eco-friendly.


Live out the Hussar dream and charge some Turks!


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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#15682 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 10:34 AM

View PostPossibly Brent Weeks, on 17 June 2014 - 07:33 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 17 June 2014 - 07:31 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 16 June 2014 - 05:08 PM, said:

View PostGothos, on 13 June 2014 - 08:21 AM, said:

The GF got a car. So now I feel I have to get one of my own, rather early. It's not like I'll mind driving a new Fiesta, but I hate having spendings...


Get a horse. More eco-friendly.


Live out the Hussar dream and charge some Turks!


Does you mean The Young Turks, or just random turks?


Closest kebab shop should do it.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 11:48 AM

Slipped on my cat and fell down the stairs this morning, resulting in a near dislocation of my right shoulder. :rolleyes: (I'm prepared for the bad jokes)
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#15684 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 12:22 PM

Is the cat allright?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:03 PM

* insert slippery pussy joke *
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:17 PM

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2014 - 12:22 PM, said:

Is the cat allright?


Yes the cats allright. Although the fact he has kept me awake for the last 2 nights for no reason whatsoever, coupled with the stairs makes me beleive that he is out to get me. I'm now going to be watching him liek a hawk Posted Image

On a plus side, looks like my 3 year old may become a doctor. The first thing he does is tells me to sit down, fetches his doctor's set and makes sure I'm allright.

And i think i deserve the slippery pussy jokes
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 01:23 PM

View PostDeadHedge, on 18 June 2014 - 01:17 PM, said:

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2014 - 12:22 PM, said:

Is the cat allright?


Yes the cats allright. Although the fact he has kept me awake for the last 2 nights for no reason whatsoever, coupled with the stairs makes me beleive that he is out to get me. I'm now going to be watching him liek a hawk Posted Image



Life Lesson: Cats are ALL out to get you.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 02:26 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 18 June 2014 - 01:23 PM, said:


View PostDeadHedge, on 18 June 2014 - 01:17 PM, said:

View PostGothos, on 18 June 2014 - 12:22 PM, said:

Is the cat allright?


Yes the cats allright. Although the fact he has kept me awake for the last 2 nights for no reason whatsoever, coupled with the stairs makes me beleive that he is out to get me. I'm now going to be watching him liek a hawk Posted Image



Life Lesson: Cats are ALL out to get you.


Honestly... 'slipped'... that was a failed assassination attempt. Now he's messing with your sleep pattern so you're less coordinated for the next attempt.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 06:50 PM

It's funny. How one man's descent into nightmare can revolutionize the way we think about cats.
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Posted 18 June 2014 - 09:21 PM

View Postupworthywort, on 18 June 2014 - 06:50 PM, said:

It's funny. How one man's descent into nightmare can revolutionize the way we think about cats.


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Posted 19 June 2014 - 08:08 PM

England's terrible performance!
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 09:47 PM

View PostTisteon Simeonus, on 19 June 2014 - 08:08 PM, said:

England's terrible performance!


Same old story Posted Image
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 11:18 PM

Every world/europeian cup they think they are winning but they allways fails. But I laugth when Spain lost.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:11 AM

Rough day today. I have this sense of impending doom that I need to just accept that all my days are going to be rough days from here on out.

I hope I have a better perspective tomorrow, but I anticipate I will be mired in another shitty day and won't have time to think about it.
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 01:41 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 20 June 2014 - 06:11 AM, said:

Rough day today. I have this sense of impending doom that I need to just accept that all my days are going to be rough days from here on out.

I hope I have a better perspective tomorrow, but I anticipate I will be mired in another shitty day and won't have time to think about it.


Support. We all have bad days. There will be good ones down the line, have faith. :rolleyes:
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Posted 20 June 2014 - 07:33 PM

Thanks. After being all depressed about it, today has been a great day. I was just in a bad mental place yesterday.
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Posted 21 June 2014 - 03:47 AM

still at work, 15 hours later...
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Posted 21 June 2014 - 05:22 AM

Matador has been at work for 43 hours straight.

72+ hour shifts should never happen.

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And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 12:28 AM

Holy shit, some guy that looked like he was drunk/ high just rode his bicycle right into the side and under my car. I had an advance green and started to move when he just went through a red and right into me. He didnt even slow down. I saw him coming too, and stopped. He seemed ok. I made the mistake of finishing the turn after he got up and pulling over and ran back but he was gone. Fuck I should have just stopped in the middle of the intersection there. Some guy in a van was yelling at me that I drove over a dude and that he got my plate number. I called the cops and told em everything. I hope I wont get screwed over by this asshole. My car is a bit dented but w.e. THhank god I have a dash cam and at least it shows that I had an advance green. Its hard to think logically when your in a situation like that.
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Posted 26 June 2014 - 12:59 AM

Sounds like you need minecraft ADL
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